OLD PIRATE

Old Pirate wondering if spring practice starts Monday? 

Old Pirate is catching up on the T since coming back from south Texas. It sure ain’t no lively activity here. Leastways when is spring Fueding preparation starting? 

11 hours ago, Southtowner said:

Picked up Davidson Academy. 

What in Tar Nation is this here mess? Old Pirate weren’t not reading fer this mess. The only thing worth spit is Pirate folkes won’t have to deal with near the investation around the Speedway with only 1 of them 2 Circle Fly fellers come a visiting in 24. Back to Back visits would sure mean a HEEP would need to start ordering HazMat gear. Now as fer them below the border fellers, Old Pirate sure nuff over the years warned against playing them fellers was more dangerous than visiting a strip joint blind folded & drunk. Leastways, hearing this mess while chasing golf balls sure is distracting. 

On 12/23/2023 at 8:41 PM, TheTruthPrevails said:

Sp will always be leading the discussion for chattanooga.

Well help my time. Old Pirate says this post is interesting to say the least. This self confessed skillet head curious why come TTP makes sitch an observation & statement. Leastways, OP will be headed south until warmer weather after the Music City Fued. Happy New Years to all you skillet heads!  

Old Pirate bought a new black hoodie that was spiced up with state championship graphics. OP accompanying the Skillet Slinger doing Christmas shopping got stopped multiple times due to the hoodie graphics. One particular encounter was by 2 youngons inquiring about the 24 Pirates expectations. OP’s response was quick & short, The Pirates are expected to be serious contenders fer the next several years. Both youngons relayed their desire to play fer the Pirates. Ain’t No Surprise to the Old Pirate!

On 12/3/2023 at 11:21 PM, TheCountian said:

McKenzie’s  QB was just bad off and may have even been hurt but it was kept quiet. Worst game he’s ever played I assure you.  If he was half way on, McKenzie would have won by a couple of TD’s.  In all seriousness, their QB played so bad that they probably could have put in their backup QB and probably won.  They keep a QB factory over there.  I’m just keeping it real! 

On 12/4/2023 at 1:25 AM, pegleg said:

Of course he is from Jasper and I’m sure I know who it is. 

Old Pirate says this feller is really full of pure hatred. PL, he does a HEEP of anonymous  yapping without disclosing who he supports.  Figure attaching his post he will have an opportunity to provide who he supports! That is bout as likely as  the Vols or the War Eagles winning a National Championship next year. LOPAO 

RLH, Old Pirate says Yous reputation is taking a severe hit with you being referred to as a buddy to this Cuntian feller who had posts removed & likely on a short leash on the T. Sure nuff unflattering, YepReconSo. Leastways, multiple Pirates will become part of a special group. Congratulations to those that will have rings fer both hands. The 24 Edition of Pirate Football should be a favorite & have a legitimate chance to return to defend this 23 title. 

1 hour ago, rlh said:

You either have to be the most ignorant and stupid punk on the board, or you are from Jasper.

Old Pirate says Cuntian is full of mess, 95 was last time Gold found its way to Jasper, pert near 3 decades and only possible quick turnaround is fer Jasper folkes to get a consolidation, that could possibly only be with Whitwell and the Tigers don’t like them & won’t schedule Jasper neither! So Jasper is left to play with themselves. 

20 minutes ago, Spfan2011 said:

Just finished the game again and it was just as good the first time

Old Pirate says replays are always a great way to spend a rainy day. OP suggests not responding to the courthouse kinfolk - Countian. Obvious theys attempting to rattle cages because he lost his rattler. 

Old Pirate gives a huge shout out to the Pirates for bringing home the bacon. The 100th Pirate team will forever be referred to as a top team in the hearts and minds of followers. Many old pirates got a glimpse back to times gone by of old fashioned power here we come football. The defense was stiller all year while the offense produced a nice combination of power & finesse. All individuals on the team & supporters made a life time full of memories. Congratulations to the Captain on his 2nd state championship team and his fine staff. A shout out to the SP supporters that showed up to give  the team an enormous welcome home celebration for the team. Those new to the area, as one couple was completely blown away as an ex highway patrolman from NY & wife watched & participated in March to the PITT. South Pittsburg is unique and a very special place. 

Dad burnit better put some Velcro on them balls. 

10 minutes ago, Southtowner said:

Ok.

This just in:  I have confiscated all yellow flags.

I may need someone to bail me out though. 

Go Pirates!!

ST they is flag happy.  

1 minute ago, Appvol said:

Why does SP not run between the tackles. With that speed they get to the 2nd level it’s over. Seems like they alway try to get to the edges.

OP was scratching this skillet head thinking the same thing.  Figures they had better packed enough gun powder….. yep recon so 

OP says gut check on first drive.  

Congratulations, continued best of luck to a special player. 

5 minutes ago, TheCountian said:

How does it feel to be playing for a championship while on probation?  That sure would bother me.  But apparently it don’t bother you, big Cornbread, and all his buddies.  

Youngun…..OP says you need to ask your great grand pappy what a dribble is.  Figure you is one of them……yep recon so 

1 hour ago, powerp said:

I like it….because if we were irrelevant or didn’t matter people wouldn’t care. He can Join a long list of Pirate haters..

1 hour ago, oneyewilly said:

Regardless of how many articles you post or what you say SP will continue to put trophies in the case and will continue to get players and haters like you will keep on hating.  

Very few have anything close! 

2 hours ago, TheCountian said:

Yeah ole Cornbread and his buddies sure are quiet after the article was shared.  Cheaters!

Old Pirate says even skillet heads knowds to overlook idiots & clueless. It would be a nice side show to see you get jap slapped. OP would bet his jock yous never won a nary thing and is a youngon that was raised, all get a trophy but you missed out! 

26 minutes ago, maverick348 said:

Two good football programs playing for the 1A gold ball. McKenzie is once again the underdog in this game with South Pittsburg the favorite. Hopefully it will be an injury free game with sportsmanship from both teams and fans.

GO REBELS!!!

LOPAO, Feller, the Rebels gots to be the favorite, theys the reigning state champions. Old Pirate says, pay no never mind to them sports writers & media. All everyone has yap all season how the West is the Best, East is weak. Now you fellers attempting to play the “Poor Me” mess. OP says, let them drop or grow some. The Pirates will show up and do their share of earholing. 

34 minutes ago, RexKwonDo said:

The network of Tennessee sports writers from Memphis to Knoxville have spoken and  SP gets the gold. Reckon we could get a discount on some skillets as a consolation prize. I have always wanted one of those that are made specifically for making the cornbread sticks. Almost bought one at Crackerbarrel one time, but baby girl had to have the Bob Ross paint with water set.

Feller, Old Pirate ain’t seen a nary cornbread skillet, but theys way too many handy frying skillets. OP be more than happy to drop one off at the welcome center next to the big out house fer you on the way to the Big Fued. BTW, there ain’t a nary return on it! OP ain’t jest joking neither.  Old Pirate scrubbed the jock yesterday & hung it on the clothes line. As OP went to fetch it today, notice it continued a mite hard fer a long spell.  Dad Burnit, hopeful it got retrained to help Henry maintain fer a long spell! LOPAO YepReconSo 

48 minutes ago, TheCountian said:

BigCornbread, we got beat by the better team last week and that’s ok, we’ll be back next year.   BUT all of our players are legit and legal.  We don’t have whole new rosters every season like yall.  Are those boys that are seniors over there this year and making all that noise, were they not any good last year?  How’d they get so much better from junior to senior year?  Hmmm, oh, I know, they filled in some gaps with some top level recruits!  Haha!

LOPAO, Does your mama know how stupid her son is? Old Pirate says 1st, you ain’t got a clue how good the Pirates were last year.  BTW, that team would jap slapped OS, Last year, as well as this year! Yous jest looking fer excuses on 2 Earholing this year! Best be thankful the QB got banged up and the Captain played it safe, cause they’d been another 1/2 a hundred hung on OS. Why would a team play it safe? Because OS has a terrible reputation of intentional cheap shots. 

2 hours ago, LethalAttack said:

Yes, be looking in the sky box seats at finely stadium. It’s also in Chattanooga so only a short drive from the airport.

Old Pirate gots confirmed word RD has got that young goat well trained now! Old Pirate ain’t jest joking neither!

2 hours ago, TheCountian said:

Does South Pitt have some recruits coming to the game Friday?   

Come on in, the water is great! LOPWOAO. Youngon, Old Pirate says winning titles & being consistent does the recruiting fer all schools. Figure, yous ain’t learned that yet, there fer yous got to be a wannabe. The stands will be full and hundreds watching on TV of those seeking a chance to be a state champion. Question is, how many & who will end up with departures because of consistent losing, while others rep the benefits. A feller gots to know, when it comes to Fueding, “ No Child Left Behind” ain’t applicable. YepReconSo,    All should know,” Ifin Yous Ain’t The Lead Dog, The Scenary And Smell  Never Ever Changes”.                GO PIRATES. 

Old Pirate is figuring the Captain & crew gots to formulate a surprise attack against them Rebels. Leastways, theys will be a HEEP of earholing. Recon theys may even be a SsSW type attack like them fellers from that MTCS. 

45 minutes ago, orngnblk said:

They did that to GB in 2017 at OS.One of the many reasons I don't like playing them.

Old Pirate says them Bobcat folkes sure ticked off a HEEP of Skillet Slingers by keeping them from hugging their babies after the fueding. Figure theys not a nary fan of going back there. OB, does you fellers typically have this mess from OS & CF?