OLD PIRATE

Old Pirate says, “All Hands On Board Needed” fer this Speedway Invasion. The time has come fer the Pirates to man up and focus on the turbulent waters ahead. The young Pirates have the gunpowder but have to guard against stumbling and igniting internal explosions. OP says Pirates are Battle tested early, nows the time to put things together. Pirates Win.

Well said

Sorry to hear young people passing, prayers

Old Pirate says Vols are doom too according to yous mind set. Perhaps schedulely a few NFL teams would benefit college teams that blowout opponents. Hum, Real Skillet Head here.

Eraser, TTP ain’t ever had his mind right, figure that never goin to change. He is regularly full of mess cause his hatred for SP. Old Pirate got many miles on his odometer but well remember his comments years ago bout SP being known for blacks & project city. That racest attitude is apparently still strong round the jailhouse. Old Pirate says yo hit the mail squarely on the head. Jasper has proven to be a special place in the minds of the confused. Them warriorettes sure like to steal ideals & sitch. Ain’t got to be genius to recognize there envy of the Pirates. The Pirates been the lead dog throughout state Championships, only team with black uniforms. Even remember them kinfolkes says the Pirates cheated by wearing black uniforms helping them to hide the futeball. OP witnessed there jr. High type homecoming crowd mess, them folkes even play that Thunder Struck song made famous at the Speedway. Their early Halloween costume were showcased. It hit OP, them kinfolkes trying to be Pirates, song, black uniforms, former Pirates coaching Earholing and attempted The Captain’s 3rd & long stall play against them Nest Dwellers from Signal. Leastways, them Jailhouse High kinfolkes can come on down Friday to mix with the Pirates, theys can even wear black, cause they proven theys love it! Cause theys really do hate Puke Purple too! LOPWOAO. Them folkes jest liable steal a few more than playbooks once theys sees the new orange/black fire truck jest might want one too! “IFIN YOU AIN’T THE LEAD DOG, THE SMELL AND SCENERY NEVER CHANGE”

TTP, yous jest flew from bad to terrible. Everyone knowd why Dale came to Jasper, it was mostly cause the magical number was more easily attainable. The Captain has to be the 2nd misstatement. He retired 1st time cause he took administrative role & tired. 2nd tour was only for named short term, to reach too many years in same county/state, that lead to seeking another state to work on 2nd retirement, which he obviously has accomplished. Jones was hired as a gamble that many predicted would be short term, which it was short but money is a powerful persuader that usually gets most. Wagoner reportedly was the man until Jones showed interest, then homies got behind him because he was a home town guy which Wagner wasn’t. Anything different is not reality. Rankin statement is wrong too, simply Money Honey like Jones, go fer or while attainable. Per your words, Nothing More, Nothing less. Come to think about it, ain’t been no outsider as HC since before the Professor. Figure the home grown coaches done did a powerful job. They sure nuff a powerful lot of earholing Jasper. The Rankin deal was never believed by many, he was like Dale looking fer a few years then gone. That was the huge negative fer SP. Dad Burnit, OP done went fergot, the 1 outsider known as the SOS, whom OP never supported. Outsiders usually like ladies of the night, wham, bam, thank you mam & gone! Jasper has chase too many ladies of the night types. Yep, Recon So. Carry On , love watching & reading all the whining, crying, play calling, Coach bashing. Fact is simple, Pruitt would have the team practicing Monday and no not basketball. OP weren’t a fan of Pruit, loved what his son done fer Tennesse thou. BTW, the Jasper/Tennessee fans should love the Vols looking like someone else tonight instead of being true to tradition.

I’m fine with the coaches…..! Old Pirate ain’t got a clue how’s you come with this here T name, but yous full mess. Old Pirate sure nuff ain’t fretty a nary one time, much less over & over & over & over. Does you ever take heed to your screen name? Fact is, Old Pirate hopes yous keep doing exactly whats yous a doing! It sure nuff makes fer great cage rattling. Fer some Truth that most round the jailhouse evade is Dale leaving 1st was because theys a HEEP of lying done by Jailhouse folkes about extra compensation. Next you fellers went hired Slick Ricky or aka SOS and commenced to start tithing fer a feller who wouldn’t send his own school there! SP folkes warned you kinfolkes, yet yous let some guide yous in a temporary direction. Granted the SOS inherited a good pool of talent, didn’t get gold, bolted cause he did what Jones did left fer greener grass. Some powerful folkes, (yous probably not one) per local discussion begged the OC to take the HC. Then ran him off after his repeated resistance to be another revolving door. Then comes Dale 2nd tour, with money promised 1st never paid, tithing closed down, back stabbing from within by those trying to be more relevant until the writing on the wall was clear with the hundreds of posts belly aching last year creating another revolving door. Nows, fact is clear, the hinges are being oiled fer the same to repeat soon. Ifin deep run is not near, the door is cracked fer the revolving door syndrome to stroke again. How many coaches have been run off since KC? Who has the longest term of duty trying to make chicken soup out of chicken poop? Ya’lls a HEEP of confused folks fer sure. “ Nothing More, Nothing Less” is comical. Carry On, good entertainment is always fun. Yep, Recon So.

Old Pirate says Picket or No Picket Jailhouse High would be still playing if not fer all the back stabbing. Dale would have got them in the playoffs. Figure the kinfolkes got the Karma they had coming. Next year, same scenario coming. Yep, Recon So.

PL, Figure Old Pirate slowed down cause them Jasperlites done and mostly skeedadled. Course OP ain’t a nary spring chicken neither but still fill some time to listen in now and again. Now as fer Jailhouse rumor, theys a Linch Party gathering. HEEP of old warriors ain’t liking what’s theys a seeing. The waters are going to get turbulent soon. Appears the youngbloods has taken hold of the reigns by running off the Pruitt Saver man again and kind words from the war party ain’t favorable. Dad Burnit, yous should have witnessed that mess against them Eagles. Obviously a low water mark fer Jailhouse High! Surely Slick Ricky ain’t in the planning minds of the clueless wondering in the wilderness kinfolkes. Keep ear close to the ground & eyes on the smoke signals.

Old Pirate says great programs don’t try to be someone else! All you Vol fans fell into the act of follow the less relevant. OP ain’t fer all this skillet slinger dressing up mess. Love Bama or Hate Bama, theys always Bama. Figure that separates top programs from the wannabes. Jailhouse warriors ready to fold the tent & start shooting 3-pointers. Theys got to be some krylon black still round Jasper. Leastways theys could get a discount from that Dunlap store as high quantity purchases. Them white helmets looked like them jailhouse youngons had large egg shells on theys head. Jest might been why so many weren’t in the stands! SM sure nuff fell to mediocre. Mtn Troll best get busy, Ifin theys going to be relevant ever again, cause breeding ain’t looking atall favorable. OP ain’t jest joking neither.

Old Pirate says theys 2 bad teams here @ Jailhouse High. The fire truck with Meigs county flag, bout 100 fans from the nest, 75% of Jailhouse bleachers empty. Eagles got no wings, Warriors ain’t got no rhythm makes fer a very dull feud. SM looks like Whitwell, Jasper like theys total lost & confused. Neither are worth the cost of admission,

Holy Mascaraed, Old Pirate jest took the jock off the clothes line & plans on meeting cousin Lester & cousin Virgil round the jailhouse earhole them Jasperlites. Figure it jest might be a tad confusing fer them Eagle nest folkes. Being them warriorettes being disguised. Leastways, going to be a HEEP of sad faces, slow walking & whining come time to exit Dave Baxter’s Field. Yep Recon So!

LOPAO, The dentures flew right smack dab in the hog feeding trauf, OP had to high tail it to save them dad burn thangs. Figure, theys fellers learned a right smart from OP bout rattling cages! Yep Recon So. Bless them kinfolkes, theys a fused herd of inbreds fer sure. Course we’d always knowd them Jailhouse fellers really whose there daddy is when it come to feuding. The blood line daddy is a hole different task to sort out! Wells, Old Pirate gots to head them cows toward the barn, time fer Big Bubba to mass produce.

LOPWOAO, Youngon, Theys ain’t a GREAT player in the whole valley, don’t recognize one in the Tri-State neither! Only perhaps a few 5 stars in the whole area. Can you name them? Now, is they GREAT, doubt it. Great is Bo Jackson or Hershel Walker talent! The player from CCS ain’t GREAT, time will prove greatness, not high school Tennessee football.

Cousin Jerry Bill says Dale Pruitt has been LHAO. The Know It Alls & Back Stabbers getting full doze of 150 proof Karma.

Dad Burnit Yeti, them Jasperlites have been trying to digest all that mess spewed early. Truth is theys lucky to have more than 2 wins to date. Drive round that Jailhouse on a windy day, Theys a HEEP of whispering sounds of moaning!! The kinfolkes gots to be the most confused bunch around. Nows you gone & skerd the skirts off a HEEP bragging bout them Nest fellers. OP & cousin Virgil plans on watching that fued. Them kinfolkes sures goin to have an awlful problem keeping the suction from the backside sucking them purple speedos plum up the buckeye when the Orange Black team from Meigs start there earholing. Leastways nothing better than a orange & black team taking it to Puke Purple folkes.

Dad Burnit Yeti, them Jasperlites have been trying to digest all that mess spewed early. Truth is theys lucky to have more than 2 wins to date. Drive round that Jailhouse on a windy day, Theys a HEEP of whispering sounds of moaning!! The kinfolkes gots to be the most confused bunch around. Nows you gone & skerd the skirts off a HEEP bragging bout them Nest fellers. OP & cousin Virgil plans on watching that fued. Them kinfolkes sures goin to have an awlful problem keeping the suction from the backside sucking them purple speedos plum up the buckeye when the Orange Black team from Meigs start there earholing. Leastways nothing better than a orange & black team taking it to Puke Purple folkes.

Old Pirate says the Pirates normally have a fight to the death mentality. The (New) Captain appears to play fast & furious. The Vol fans should appreciate that. Them dad burn War Eagles sure ain’t got the fight to death mentality. Leastways SP does have a HEEP of T tappers, Help my time, OP been viewing this mess in here & thought it was last year. Way too many grownups bashing 16 year old players! Ifin the skillet slinger had a Youngon playing, it would be seeking out the regular know-it-alls that spew mess. Figure theys been reading too much mess from round the jailhouse. OP would call them out, but recon T folkes knowds whose theys is. Old Pirate having fought in the trenches says the Pirate lineman have fought hard against larger combatants. Obviously SP gots of real stupid fans, a some smart feller knowds a pat of the back & encouragement gets more than constantly bashing. Bottom line stop bashing the youngons, you’d not do it Ifin you had one going to a street fight every play on Game Nights. Act like those young men were yours or provide your name sows the skillet slingers can take the skillet to you! Venom Served

Old Pirate says it is obvious yous favorite player is Condra, most likely yous last name. Every Jasper thread is mostly bout Condra this, Condra that. OP says he has been a reliable player, not a Westmoreland. Suggest letting others do the stroking. When great players come along, theys have a herd following! Jailhouse High should finish regular season as winners. The it is crying time!

Ain’t sure theys near as young as some act. If Pruitt was there, there wouldn’t be Al bull snot excuse making, cause it would all be blamed on him. LOPWOAO

Old Pirate says Congratulations to the Pirates on the “W”. The Chiefs were a very physical team and played extremely hard. Regards to the visitors from south of the border.

Old Pirate says, “Where Is Pruitt” All this sad walking would not be so lonely IF Jailhouse High hadn’t ran the man off for 2nd time! Warriors Win, Not those in Puke Purple.

Fueding Day! Old Pirate says the Pirates could struggle offensively with the loss of the starting center but the hopeful return of that Sherrell kid will help. Pirates bring home the bacon in this matchup.