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Barn phonin' inn hiz pix.....

Tha Bares ere hittin onn all sillindurs az Boo and cumpnee iz rollin.....Thairfour eye haiv maid tha #1 rainked teem inn 6A a 221.0 pt. favritt necks Fridee nite att tha Bare den ovur tha pore littull fellurs....

My thawts onn tha gaim... 1. Mairvul runned hit purtee goodur 2. Goodur two sea #7 gettin' moore envolved c. Price Davis wif 14 yds purr cairry 4. Nice gaim bye W5 e. Mairvul wif 449 totull yards

Goodur qwestun Waco....Eye wuz wonderin' if'un we haid a urlee Saturdee mornin' practuss aftur Fridee nite....???

Solly tha best way eye cain deescbibe hit wood bee tha way Momma's cuzzin Hairy-It looks.....

42 ain't thait bad sx....

sx mommaSTARS likes tha arnge creams...One thang iz fer shore we weal haiv red creams and red outs onlee .....Black outs and creams banned buy Head Honcho....Ere tha black jerseys saif....???....

b1s thait's jist tha problimb....We played vurry vurry porely inn tha fundamentulls Fridee nite agin a 4-6 opponint (no offense two tha Ads) hoo didun't evun maik tha playofts.....Agin we gott out coached, out blocked, out tackulled, out kickin' gaimed, out fizzyculled, out wait roomed, etc....Jist plane ole uglee and one ov tha wurst exxybishuns ov Mairvul footbawl eye haiv wittnussed inn 50+ yeers ov watchin' hit....

Eye'm jist hoapin' tha footbawl teem cain git tha footbawl kleered out ov thair throat thait Farrah-gut shuvved down hit laist Fridee....

Fellers and rw87....Mairvul got manhannuled laist nite and hit wuz uglee....Tha Ads helt tha bawl fer allmost tha entarr seccund quarter and we haid no ainsers...Thay derserved eggzacklee whut thay got Looked two me like Farrah-gut wuz strongur and moore fizzycull tha entarr gaim....And cain sumbodee tale me why we line upp baick one full yard onn defence..???...Mairvul kept onn bendin' unteel tha finelee broke.... And ere we gonna find a way two git #7 moore envolved beefour tha end ov tha seesun ....???

Dawg uglee....Give Farrah-gut creditt tho.....When'st thay wint fer hit onn a 4th and short thay gott a lott blockurs in frunt ov thair baick.....Looked allmost like Mairvul used two doo inn tha Rhino.....

Aftur seein' twonites dellboggull eye'm makin' tha Toppurs a urlee 173.2 pt favritt....Tha way thangs looked twonite hit looks like baskitbawl iz inn our neer fewchure....

My thawts onn tha gaim 1. Mairvul gott out coached b. Mairvul gott out hit 3. Mairvul gott out blocked 4. Mairvul gott outkickin' gaimed e. Mairvul got whut thay deeserved

AF ewe thainkin' LA cain shock tha Paytreeuts.....???..... UA (U ov A orr Uppur Allin-wick) wood bee 10-0 and cruisin....jmo...

frum tha dommatorries......

This jist inn .........Appairentlee thay wuz jist az much acshun aftur tha JV gaim az thay wuz durin' tha gaim.....Moore deetales az thay develop.....

Thainks fer tha enfoe Short Heathur.....Looks like a 2 fer 2 weakend.....

Ennurustin'....

Alcoee haid a sevun point lead and tha bawl wif 5 minutts two go and thes guys ennurcepted tha throw bye tha Alcoee quotabaick....and then'st thay laid tha blocks fer ole Price two go inn untuched.......And then'st thay stripped tha bawl frum #44.....recuvvered hit.....and yes thay laid sum moore blocks fer our 12 yeer old quoatabaick two run hit down clost inn frunt ov Alcoee's gole postuss.....

Welp Barn att leest thait wuz bettur thain thait time yore bedrume furneeture wuz onn tha frunt porch...

Aftur bein' given tha Barney Fife treetmint ov a rilly hot mike and evurbodee sez down't sang loud att tha EMBC Mother's Day choir (men onlee)...Eye cain say eye aint a vurry vurry good choir boy...

Barn bettur yet eye wuz jist thainkin' he wood doo this aftur hiz momma dropped him oft att tha jr. high.....

Farrah-gut haz a 6'6 quotabaick wif a rifull arm.......A grait playur att WR/DB goin' two Mississippy Stait on a basebawl scholly....And a big ole MLB hoo's a stud.....Pluss Farrah-gut allways plays hard agin' Mairvul....

Ennurustin' Barn.....