in language you people from green acres can understand
i have a college degree with magna cum laude honors
i may write however i choose to on this forum as long as i do not abuse coacht's policies
this isn't english ap prep class
and none of you are rocket scientists so
i will make this as easy as possible for you
i plan to come to gordonsville to a home game to support my ex-coach along with more of my teammates from oakland's 2002-2003 team
knowing coach moose like i do
i know he would appreciate sitting down with you face to face to discuss how to fix his team
you can name names of all these so-called players who keep whining to you about lack of respect and problems and bad apples
his first act of discilpline can be to run their butts off
you can give him your miracle cure before you take your new job as nfl coaches
you can tell him face to face everything that he is doing wrong
and volunteer your services to give up your weekend to break down film with him so you can show him what to do in every situation and point out every tendency that the opposing offense to face has
i know he will be so happy that you have come in to save the day, his reputation as a coach, and his team from doom
then no one else will call you a coward for sitting here on this forum 24-7 and bashing him and this team
i hope this is plain enough for you to comprehend
now where do you want to meet me and my teammates and i can escort you to his office?
we will have a great reunion while you salvage this team