Eddie,
I appreciate your devotion to your job. It is people like that make this country run. Realistically, I think anybody can be a head coach. You just have to have a little organization and knowledge about the game. The assistants do all the work. Usually, the biggest decision a head coach has to make is where the pregame meal is. However, you need to give assistants there dues.
I enjoy being an assistant coach on the pee wee level. I feel like when Portland wins, I win. I helped mold and shape those you men. Nothing brings a tear to my eye more than seeing big Tim run for a touchdown. I think, "I remember you as little Timmy who always ran out of bounds, but now look at you."
So, take it easy on us assistants Eddie.