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  1. I would be willing to bet a lot more than $10 that a tall, lanky kid with blonde hair is gonna have an incredible race
  2. Think of it this way: how much faster would Jaynes have run if there had been someone else up front? The integration of other divisions for the purity of the sport would be a good thing even if it meant fewer people getting state titles. The title would have a lot more meaning.
  3. We should just get rid of all the divisions and have one meet. Whoever wins would be the undisputed champion of it all.
  4. Yes USJ won, but Dyersburg came in 10th! In case you don't know, this means a whole lot to the Dyersburg girls who have worked really hard this whole season to even get to the state meet. Congrats to them!
  5. Sorry I created two, read the other 1.
  6. We get about 30 guys to come. We serve BBQ ribs and pork shoulder and beef brisket... its really good. Gotta love all the parents that help with the cooking.
  7. Hmm. Dyer County. Obion's got a guy who just shot a 74 at a non-sanctioned family outing last sunday.
  8. Well, it looks like there's no dissent. CoachT -- according to saywhat?, this is a win-win situation. What's not to respect about the ineffably wise sawhat??
  9. Dyersburg has by far the best raquet club of the entire nation. It is called the "Well-Strung Raquet" and has courts on grass, clay, and that normal macadam-like surface that most usual clubs has to offer. Membership isn't cheap, especially the platinum variety which goes for $500K. This club is operated by William S Wilhelm, relative to the FOURTH, the dominant force in tennis next year. There are four platinum members who have elected to erect polished marble flagstones as cornerpieces for the centre court. These members are William P Ralf IV, Esq.; Sir John Michael Mollish, earl of Canterbury, honorary knight of Leeds; Mr. Fifty Cent; and Archduke Ayatollah Khomeni Mullah Omar Muk-Tadda Al-Sadr Bin-Hex Tikki Tikki Tembo NoSarembo CherryBerry Roochie Pip-Perry Pembo Isamabad Dakar Damascus LXVIII, Imam of Dubai and oil cartel.
  10. hmm. so they're not going to get it all done in one go?
  11. Wow. It looks like the third is going down. The FOURTH, a student at Dyersburg Comprehensive High School is up and coming. His rich uncle William S. Wilhelm II Esq. recently passed away. William S. Wilhelm II Esq. was the champion at all Dyersburg tennis tourneys as well as all Missouri tennis tourneys. Of course, being a jolly good rich fellow, he naturally didn't want to spend time learning how to play the game, so what did he do? He wrote a blank check to the pro shop and outfitted himself to the hilt. Now that he died, a sudden case of osteohematoma, he left all of this priceless equipment to the FOURTH. The FOURTH will win.
  12. Antother crucial piece of tennis equipment is the towel. Most player use it to wipe sweat from their faces, but it looks like ATuck has thrown his in at this point.
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