Dyersburg has by far the best raquet club of the entire nation. It is called the "Well-Strung Raquet" and has courts on grass, clay, and that normal macadam-like surface that most usual clubs has to offer. Membership isn't cheap, especially the platinum variety which goes for $500K. This club is operated by William S Wilhelm, relative to the FOURTH, the dominant force in tennis next year. There are four platinum members who have elected to erect polished marble flagstones as cornerpieces for the centre court. These members are William P Ralf IV, Esq.; Sir John Michael Mollish, earl of Canterbury, honorary knight of Leeds; Mr. Fifty Cent; and Archduke Ayatollah Khomeni Mullah Omar Muk-Tadda Al-Sadr Bin-Hex Tikki Tikki Tembo NoSarembo CherryBerry Roochie Pip-Perry Pembo Isamabad Dakar Damascus LXVIII, Imam of Dubai and oil cartel.