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Way too much time on CoachT if:

 

- You think Meanjean from Fairview should be the next NFL Commissioner.

 

- You put more miles on your car on Friday nights than you do for the family vacation.

 

- You can provide all the pros and cons of the public/private debate but can't remember your anniversary.

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You are soooo CoachT...

 

If you continually post messages that your record of predicting football games over the last 15 years is 167 - 19 ...actually, that is not being soooo CoachT, that is just being, ummmm, sad.

 

If you've thought of CoachT as a god, then met the man and still think of him as a god. Although, you still wonder in the back of your mind, why would a god coach golf :)

 

If you've stayed up late at night wondering if you should tell CoachT to stop smoking cuz you were worried about his health. By the way, if you still smoke - STOP!

 

If every conversation you have with coworkers starts with, "Last night, I read on CoachT that..."

 

If you can remember the exact place and event you first met CoachT in person (Girls State AAU Basketball Championships at Mt. Juliet High School three years ago).

 

If you mention in a message that you've met CoachT in person just to sound important (GUILTY!).

 

If you think about sending CoachT an invitation to your upcoming August 31 wedding in Chattanooga in hopes he will send you a free T-shirt (Almost GUILTY).

 

If you take the time to post in a thread with a message that rants and raves how silly the tread is and how nobody cares about the thread. The fact you have posted in the tread proves somebody does care.

 

if you type your messages with no capital letters thinking it will help disguise who you are. truth be told, probably nobody cares who you are. you just look like the kid who missed the day in first grade when the teacher taught that sentences start with a capital letter.

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...if you go to sporting events yelling stuff at the opposing school that you read on CoachT.

...If you have a new found hatred for certain schools, cities, counties etc...

...certain words begin to get on your nerves ex. (public, private, charlemagne).

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