Murphy Fair Magazine

[TheAmbassador]

I don't think the magazine is coming out this year, Roy. We will all miss your magazine this year, Roy.

[RoyDillardJr]

Eye thot Eye'd make this hear lil website t0o giv all ewe guise aye lil pre-veiwed noledge uv tha new Murffree Fare catalog. My guud freind Murfree sented me a early copy sew Eye can answear ne qwuestions ewe guise mite haf eye garuntee. Happie Bloggering!

 

But Eye aint answearing any qwuestshuns fur ne body with a darogatori username lyke Indiun Eye garuntee

[WHH]

Roy, Whats the word on White House Heritage?

[MountainTroll]

Eye thot Eye'd make this hear lil website t0o giv all ewe guise aye lil pre-veiwed noledge uv tha new Murffree Fare catalog. My guud freind Murfree sented me a early copy sew Eye can answear ne qwuestions ewe guise mite haf eye garuntee. Happie Bloggering!

 

But Eye aint answearing any qwuestshuns fur ne body with a darogatori username lyke Indiun Eye garuntee

 

Did that Niswonger guy from greenville turn in his durn survey?

[RoyDillardJr]

Roy, Whats the word on White House Heritage?

Knot gud. Eye garuntee.

[RoyDillardJr]

Did that Niswonger guy from greenville turn in his durn survey?

Mr.Dr.MountainQuicnytrollyM.D, Dat Needlewonger man told My guud buddy Murfree dat it didnt matter wat sirvey he turned in cuss dat Barb man would get on hear and tell er'body how wrong it wus and how much moor rite Mr bard is about er'y thing. And even Mr needlewonger an er'body els inn Greenbriarville wus gettin tired uv that mess. Eye garuntee.

Edited July 10, 2012 by RoyDillardJr

[WHH]

Knot gud. Eye garuntee.

 

Should have known not to bother with a idiot. My mistake.

[RoyDillardJr]

Should have known not to bother with an idiot. My mistake.

Ur misteak indead. Eye garuntee.

[TheAmbassador]

As usual, Jr brings nothing to the table but a bunch of nonsense.

[theGURU]

Jr can't bring anything to the table, cause He still sits in a high chair. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

[TCstinger]

Jr can't bring anything to the table, cause He still sits in a high chair. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

 

Dear akaGLAZED, you are the expert on bringing nothing to table!

[reaction]

Dear akaGLAZED, you are the expert on bringing nothing to table!