William blount offseason thread

[GovMan]

3 hours ago, BarneySox2007 said:

To Mr. Cupp

I saw a job posting yesterday on Twitter for an opening on the WB Football staff and would greatly appreciate your consideration to review my resume.

My first job was actually working for an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.

I also tried working for a local deli but the owner had to let me go, he said I couldn't cut the mustard.

I then became a professional fisherman but discovered I couldn't live off my net income.

My qualifications for this position is from going to over 500 Maryville Football games and if I can get this position I may be able to talk to one of my buddies that sets beside me to come along that can tell you what the next play will be and he's never wrong. I also would enjoy that vacation during fall break you all take. 

Thank you so much, Barney Sox

 

Based on your absolute obsession with William Blount (about 95% of your posts are about WB) it is quite obvious that you are a big fan BS.  In all my years on "the T" I've never seen someone fixate on one team/one school/one coach the way you fixate on the Governors and Coach Shadowens.  We're honored to be constantly on your mind !!!

[orngnblk]

4 hours ago, BarneySox2007 said:

To Mr. Cupp

I saw a job posting yesterday on Twitter for an opening on the WB Football staff and would greatly appreciate your consideration to review my resume.

My first job was actually working for an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.

I also tried working for a local deli but the owner had to let me go, he said I couldn't cut the mustard.

I then became a professional fisherman but discovered I couldn't live off my net income.

My qualifications for this position is from going to over 500 Maryville Football games and if I can get this position I may be able to talk to one of my buddies that sets beside me to come along that can tell you what the next play will be and he's never wrong. I also would enjoy that vacation during fall break you all take. 

Thank you so much, Barney Sox

 

WHERE IS THE WORD OF THE DAY???Yes im yelling. Without Barney the William Blount threads would go completely dead, I am a Greenback fan first but a Barney fan second please bring back the word of the day!!

 oh and to all those William Blount kids and parents that were at the South Pitt game we can use a few kids next year so come on down you might even get another ring!

Must be willing to work night,weekends and Holidays.

We offer 1 vacation week a year (must be taken during the summer months.

Must be prepared to a 15 week season (not always but usually),and all must participate in all games.

Edited December 6, 2017 by orngnblk

[SdotBears]

The word of the day at William blount is wooden. Schad said even if it was  the middle of football season it wooden stop me from taking a week off.

 

 

[rebelwoman87]

17 minutes ago, SdotBears said:

The word of the day at William blount is wooden. Schad said even if it was  the middle of football season it wooden stop me from taking a week off.

 

 

#jorts 

[BarneySox2007]

Been hearing the boy's are hitting the weight room early and hard this off season. Always remember Barney's old saying" No Stain No Gain."

[strongx]

On ‎12‎/‎6‎/‎2017 at 7:42 AM, BarneySox2007 said:

To Mr. Cupp

I saw a job posting yesterday on Twitter for an opening on the WB Football staff and would greatly appreciate your consideration to review my resume.

My first job was actually working for an orange juice factory, but I got canned, I couldn't concentrate.

I also tried working for a local deli but the owner had to let me go, he said I couldn't cut the mustard.

I then became a professional fisherman but discovered I couldn't live off my net income.

My qualifications for this position is from going to over 500 Maryville Football games and if I can get this position I may be able to talk to one of my buddies that sets beside me to come along that can tell you what the next play will be and he's never wrong. I also would enjoy that vacation during fall break you all take. 

Thank you so much, Barney Sox

 

Barn-don't settle for a coaching gig. You guys should go to administration with that resume. #concentrate

Edited December 7, 2017 by strongx

[blazer1set]

19 hours ago, BarneySox2007 said:

Been hearing the boy's are hitting the weight room early and hard this off season. Always remember Barney's old saying" No Stain No Gain."

 

Or just avoid training altogether and live by the maxim:    No pain, no pain

[BarneySox2007]

I was very excited to read that Blount County was going to update the restrooms and concessions stands at both schools.  Just an FYI, they might want to have a structural engineer to drop by WB and give them a report on what happens when the precast concrete sections are pulling away from the columns their setting on near the center of the stadium when it's full of spectators. All jokes aside. Barney wouldn't bs anyone on that one and hopes Mr. Cupp will bring this to someone's attention.

[SdotBears]

The word of the day at William blount is juno.  While reading Barney' s resumé during his 2:30 lunch SdotCupp got a phone call. It was Butchjohns69. Butchjohns69 said hey SdotCupp juno if schad is going to give the boys a banquet this year?

 

 

[BarneySox2007]

Let's all be honest now.  When you go to the gas station and watch the Gas Pump News while your filling up and all the sudden The Word of The Day comes on, don't you all think of Barney Sox just for a second or two.

[Southtowner]

I can see it now: BarneySox grand opening of the William Blount Word of the Day full service filling station.

Be careful Barn.  Somebody might hate your cans.

[orngnblk]

14 hours ago, SdotBears said:

The word of the day at William blount is juno.  While reading Barney' s resumé during his 2:30 lunch SdotCupp got a phone call. It was Butchjohns69. Butchjohns69 said hey SdotCupp juno if schad is going to give the boys a banquet this year?

 

 

Haha,the look on his face..PRICELESS!