South Pittsburg 2022

[powerp]

2 hours ago, FactSpitter said:

I am hearing that a new coach has been picked, that it was told to someone or announced last night. Is there any truth to that?

Grumors

[CaptainLongbeard]

Is picked the correct term? I’m told it was more of a nomination from someone else. Maybe that’s just a grumor as well. 
 

Hopefully the administration is ranking all the legit candidates while peeking at the resumes and throwing stones at all the rest. 

[piratetom]

Soon

[pegleg]

2 hours ago, OLD PIRATE said:

Well help my time, Old Pirate jest checked out the SP coaching hire status. Pert near seems as usual folkes confused & carrying a HEEP of orchestrated rumors. OP says supporters need but remember an attempt to hire some SOS. One particular feller ain’t never had a single practice much less a fued with another team. The last one lasted jest 1 fued, then gone in the brisk fall air. Another feller left the Pitt and been hired at multiple schools before he even had a practice with another. Point to this here duck hunt, is having the right blind. Location is among the most important considerations. The blind must be located wheres ducks wants to go. The prevailing wind and the position in relation to the son are important factors. The Pitt blind stands in a shallow open county pond surrounded by heeps of migrating young ducks. Now figures Old Pirate is a saying, theys a smart amount of uncertainty when building or choosing a blind. Recon Pirate folkes best jest settle down a bit. Hear tell theys a smart amount of worrisome fellers from nearby blinds worried something awful.   YepReconSo 

You forgot to take your meds again, didn’t you?

[BIGPURPLEMACHINE]

5 minutes ago, pegleg said:

You forgot to take your meds again, didn’t you?

He don’t need those pills anymore. Him and Roy use a “double pumper”. 

[Southtowner]

3 hours ago, OLD PIRATE said:

Well help my time, Old Pirate jest checked out the SP coaching hire status. Pert near seems as usual folkes confused & carrying a HEEP of orchestrated rumors. OP says supporters need but remember an attempt to hire some SOS. One particular feller ain’t never had a single practice much less a fued with another team. The last one lasted jest 1 fued, then gone in the brisk fall air. Another feller left the Pitt and been hired at multiple schools before he even had a practice with another. Point to this here duck hunt, is having the right blind. Location is among the most important considerations. The blind must be located wheres ducks wants to go. The prevailing wind and the position in relation to the son are important factors. The Pitt blind stands in a shallow open county pond surrounded by heeps of migrating young ducks. Now figures Old Pirate is a saying, theys a smart amount of uncertainty when building or choosing a blind. Recon Pirate folkes best jest settle down a bit. Hear tell theys a smart amount of worrisome fellers from nearby blinds worried something awful.   YepReconSo 

Opie,  is this a hidden coded reference to a son at a nearby school?  Or is this just that sun that blinds folks?   

I guarantee you,  folks are gonna read something into this. 

[ThatTowerMan]

17 minutes ago, BIGPURPLEMACHINE said:

He don’t need those pills anymore. Him and Roy use a “double pumper”. 

Hello sir I hope you are having a pleasant day. Does that pump up those inflatable swimming pools? They are much better than the old hand pumps we use to use to pump up our bicycle tires. I saw one of those and would like to purchase one as well. Roy did not mention selling those. I hope everyone has a very nice afternoon.

[Southtowner]

1 hour ago, CaptainLongbeard said:

Is picked the correct term? I’m told it was more of a nomination from someone else. Maybe that’s just a grumor as well. 
 

Hopefully the administration is ranking all the legit candidates while peeking at the resumes and throwing stones at all the rest. 

I guarantee there are coded messages just humming in these lines.

[Southtowner]

33 minutes ago, pegleg said:

You forgot to take your meds again, didn’t you?

 

27 minutes ago, BIGPURPLEMACHINE said:

He don’t need those pills anymore. Him and Roy use a “double pumper”. 

Old Pirate told us he had gonad surgery.  If'n he over pumps I guarantee he might rip some stitches.

[Roy Dillard]

33 minutes ago, BIGPURPLEMACHINE said:

He don’t need those pills anymore. Him and Roy use a “double pumper”. 

Little buddy I garuntee I snuck that double pumper to old pirates skillet slinger before he headed to south Texas.  Ole Wendy about durn near killed ole RD.  Ole RD is still bandaging the wounds.  You think im joking but im not.

[powerp]

1 hour ago, Southtowner said:

 

Old Pirate told us he had gonad surgery.  If'n he over pumps I guarantee he might rip some stitches.

Some will be ready to form picket lines when the new guy is in…

Edited January 28, 2022 by powerp

[BroadwayBarberShop]

I’m here…where there is smoke…..