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Eye am prowd two bee frum L.A.....

Az fer az ennybodee's bellwee hertin'......PapSTARS axed me az a yung man whut wuz tha paypur layin' onn tha kitchin tabull wif all tha red ank onn hit,,,,Eye tolt hem hit wuz my ruff draift ov a reesurch paypur eye did fer Miss Furgesun and she wint ovur hit and fount all my misstaiks.....Pap sez..."Son eye wuzn't shore if'un hit wuz hur gradin' hit....orr she jist slashed hur rists tryin' two reed hit"....:popcorneater:

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7 minutes ago, BroadwayBarberShop said:

Dr. Ferguson gave the rough draft of the Constitution a C+.

Lots of red ink on the parchment.

Eye wood say yore right BBS.....Thait reeminded me ov tha day thait good ole Mr. Hammull (Allin-Wick histree goo-roo) axed me hoo signed tha Decklorayshun ov Indypendunce and eye tolt him eye didun't no......Then'st he sed, "Eye'm gonna axe ewe one moore time, hoo signed tha Decklorayshun ov Indypendunce" ...???

Finelee eye sed, "Down't look att me Mr. Hammull eye didun't sign hit"...!!!

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17 hours ago, STARSNBARS said:

Eye am prowd two bee frum L.A.....

Az fer az ennybodee's bellwee hertin'......PapSTARS axed me az a yung man whut wuz tha paypur layin' onn tha kitchin tabull wif all tha red ank onn hit,,,,Eye tolt hem hit wuz my ruff draift ov a reesurch paypur eye did fer Miss Furgesun and she wint ovur hit and fount all my misstaiks.....Pap sez..."Son eye wuzn't shore if'un hit wuz hur gradin' hit....orr she jist slashed hur rists tryin' two reed hit"....:popcorneater:

I am proud to be from L.A.

As for anybody's well-being hurting, my dad asked me as a young man what was the paper laying on the kitchen table with all the red ink on it. I told him it was my rough draft of a research paper I did for Miss Ferguson, and she went over it and found all my mistakes. Dad said, "Son, I wasn't sure if it was her grading it or if she just slashed her wrists trying to read it."

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