harry thornton

As this is one of my specialties I will personally conduct this workshop on how to put the slip on security and remain on the floor matside all danged day like you own the place. Later BCB will run a class on "How to charm security into any dang thing". BE THERE. In conclusion Itjx and Allsaints will lead us all on a "Good Luck Irish" Stations of the Cross. BE THERE ! GO IRISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meeting today @ Murphy's (old Brass Register) @ 2:30. Uhrbody Show. No time for B.S. Bring your Rosaries and patron saint medals for a mass blessing by Father Guido Sarducci from the Home Office in Rome. Light hors d'oeuvres and Heavy refreshments to follow... GO IRISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah, yes. We used to all attend mass together at "Our Lady". Dem were da days ,huh?

Kenny Rogers & Kim Carnes? OK,OK. A mans gotta say what a mans gotta say in order to make his point. Tell it all brother, before we fall...

You better be a trust-funder or else you'll go broke before the kid's junior year.

He's never had "enough" and by the way, who's bringin' wine ?

This can't apply to me and Art. Sorry I won't be able to share the mandatory, obligatory, good luck, cold buddy in the stairwell right before finals with you this year. Harry

Can do

I wish. I had already scheduled an illness that would excuse me from my normally grueling work schedule enabling me to not miss any quality moments of the 3 day extravaganza at North Chatt Cat/McKenzie Arena. I had pre-purchased valentine candy/flower(s)/card for my beloved wife and was going to leave it in the front seat of her truck along with a note that read "See ya Sunday, Love, Harry". As it turns out, I know this guy who's gonna be wrestling for the Tarheels that same week-end so in the words of keefjam's idol, Michael Jackson, "I'll be there". You boys have one without me and we'll catch up during golf season. Harry RIP 'EM UP, TEAR 'EM UP, GIVE 'EM HE(( IRISH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I visited keefjams at the correctional facility prior to his most recent release. Being the good catholic that I strive to be part of my lenten sacrifice is to reach out to the incarcerated, no matter how sorry they may be, and let them know that there IS hope for them beyond the four walls and razor wire. As I was handing him a pamphlet entitled "The upside of heterosexuality", he told me that he thought Pat Flynn was "a pretty hot wrestler"... Then he handed the pamphlet back.

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Please, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL ELSE THAT IS HOLY, reread that entry. I DID NOT initiate the Brad Paisley thing. I was making a plea that this be a "Brad Paisley Free Zone" Harry

It hasn't "come to this". It's ALWAYS been this way. It's just that now we have computers.

Can this please be the LAST Brad Paisley reference EVER on Coacht ?

Sounds like you got turned away when you tried to crash the Baylor Senior party. Don't take it so hard. There's still time. Also, Art still wears green boxers. That's what I've heard.

"tailgate party" ? This is serious business (see anklpker topic) In answer to your question however... Mayo's @ 2:30 (I'm not even gonna be late to this one, Bearcat)

Wow. Now that was not only eloquent but very efficient and easily understood. You guys oughta hear him break down the war in Iraq. I'm sold. BCB and BRB lookout. The "well spoken one" is closing in on you.

That was some more venomous humor complete with "our kid can beat your kid, by god" (including names) GEEEZ!

We LOVE the CAT. Alas, no billiards tables , which are mandatory for pre-match meetings. The Cat is the desirable post match H2O'ing hole. Don't we wish. Later we'll walk down to the Sports Stadium and have a blue bazooka.

You sandbag more than RMC. I've been catching your scraps since 5 th grade. Harry

2:30 it is. Guess I better make sure the ziplock is full of quarters. I invited Mrs. Thornton to join me and witness the carnage that will take place tomorrow at the E.B.E. She has double-crossed me and taken me up on it. She will not , however, be at the meeting. Harry

Anklpker quoted as saying... "1. Tired of hearing about your "meetings". Sorry guys but it is getting old." "Tired"? "Old" ? You've obviously never attended one of our workshops. You must be one of the ill advised individuals who feel the meetings are just some excuse for a few wrestling aficionados to put "the slip" on the wife or significant other and merely "tailgate". You sir, could not be more ill informed. You think you can just show up to a match, walk in, pay your 5 dollars, go buy a corndog and take a seat ? Is that what you think ??!! Well sir, there is so, so much more that goes into this. There are reams and reams of paperwork. Multiple laptops brimming with data. Numerous different research teams that are dispatched throughout the Tri-State area to gather even the most seemingly trivial details. That mountain of information must be fed into the mainframe and transferred to Las Vegas and Atlantic City. Point spreads are then figured and sent back to us. The entire process makes the Super Bowl seem like child's play. We have motivational speakers of which you are slated to be one tomorrow. Please start crafting your talk immediately. Tired ? Old? GIVE ME A BREAK!! For the rest of you, seeing as The Irish (or God's team as He likes to call them) will not be competing, this session will be more informal and as always, wagering is not only suggested but is required. Be informed... The meeting is Friday @ 3:00 @ Mayo's on Brainerd Rd. We have contracteed with CARTA to bus the masses to and from the EBE to witness the slaughter. BE THERE

Ouch. You're right. I shouldn't have kasted the first stown

I don't no.