bolddust281
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1 hour ago, Throwdeslant said:
Is this the most efficient way to pick up and transport players from surrounding counties to your school?
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4 minutes ago, fball2010 said:
Just as an FYI - Upperman isn't a place. He's a deceased philanthropist. Nobody lives in Upperman (at least not in Putnam County - unless some teachers are sleeping in the school).
You know where another place is? The parking lot at Squatch co high school. That's where you can find me if you wanna settle this. Make sure you bring me some soap so I can wash the upperman off of my knuckles.
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18 hours ago, MadHatter1 said:
That's what 11-0 smells like. Congratulations on your season. To bad it ends Friday. Would of liked to saw you guys again.
The real winners this week will be everyone in the state of Tennessee who doesn't have to live in upperman with all the free loaders and dead beats.
red bank kinda reminds me of Jeb, my neighbor when I was a kid. One day I remember seeing Jeb up on the roof of his house. "Watch how good I am at flying" said Jeb, as he lept, immediatly falling to the ground. "Jeb, that was a terrible effort. Also your bone is sticking out of your leg." I told him, as he lay on the ground bleeding.
broken jeb 2
Squatch 39
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18 hours ago, Bellicose12 said:
East has play-maker every where with size i wonder wht fairview will do about that...East Defense is incredibly with six D1 recruits Fairview run dont pass i see this being a very stuff game for fairview if East comes to play..fairview might have mental edge because they beat this same kids when they where freshman and sophomore
You kinda remind me a lot of my cousin Ernie after he got kicked in the head by that horse.
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1 hour ago, MadHatter1 said:
Yep. But this post is to talk about y'all losing to red bank.
You still hanging around here? Thought I smelled something...
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47 minutes ago, twopairsofgloves said:
Guess bolddust got handled in the parking lot last week. Figured he would be in here at some point.
squatch wins 42-28
Now listen hoss, you and I both know better than that. Been soaking myself in the bath all week trying to get that upperman stench off.
Brainerd ought to come out and shake the hands of every Squatch player tonight and thank them for the privilege of being allowed on the same field.
After tonight, they'll have about as much time on their hands as my deadbeat neighbor Kenny does. Despicable.
Kenny the freeloader 6
Squatch 42
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One time, a few years back, I went to a game at upperman. Took me nearly a month to get the stench out of my clothes.
upperman as a community kinda reminds me a lot of my first ex wife Shelia; not much to look at and woefully untalented at nearly everything. Disgraceful.
Squatch 46
gross Shelia 3
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1 hour ago, UpperCumberlandMan said:
Well that's some generalized butthurt stereotyping.
That sounds a lot like something my cousin David, the arsonist, would say.
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16 hours ago, MadHatter1 said:
Maybe you can make those kinda comments to people in person. Sounds like your a worthless internet troll. Talking down a whole community? And your rooting for greasy Dunlap? Come on up we will send you back home with your head down and your tail tucked between your legs just like your football team is going to be. The same York team you went to the wire with injured never had a chance in baxter healthy. Only one undefeated team will be on the field at the beginning and the end of the game. Y'all can limp back down the hill with your 3rd loss. No chance. No way. Write it down and save the gas money.
Listen boy, If you want some, I'll be the guy with his shirt off in the parking lot before the game. You'll know its me when you see the Squatch co tattoo on my chest.
You and all the rest of these upperman people remind me a lot of my friend's dog Ralph; smells bad and ins't very smart.
Squatch 38
smelly dogs 4
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If Upperman's football team takes on the personality of their community in this game, you can expect to see a bunch of lazy, criminal, free loaders.
Squatch should pull away in this one in the 2nd half. Lots more heart and fight in Squatch co.
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My cousin Jasper stole $4 from me at Thanksgiving one year. At Christmas, I challenged him to a fist fight. I was 7. Jasper was 16.
After I knocked Jasper out, I took my money back, with interest. I also took his girlfriend, Shelia, who as you may know was crazy, and also my first ex wife. I often look back and wish I had lost that fight.
Squatch 42
Shelia 6
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16 hours ago, FBfan26 said:
Your Irrelevant...You came in talking about nothing school who dont even count right now.
That sounds like something my brother in law, Jimmy, the draft dodger would say. Cowardly.
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Squatch county really won't see anyone who will give them a game until Cookeville.
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4 hours ago, EastNasty said:
You and your partner is going to be the ones with the makeup friday after the game trying to hide.
They're tryin to hide from me too
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17 hours ago, FIREBIRD80 said:
Yeah yeah I see you're trolling again. Nobody respond to this guy!!
These people don't have to listen to you. From what I can tell you aren't that smart anyway. You kinda remind me of my brother Kenny; slow and useless.
As for ignoring me, I'd like to see you try when I come at you with my shirt off. Hope you have some good friends in the pc stands to hide you, cause I'd fight you right there in the middle of the field.
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Both of these teams better hope their path to Cookeville don't come runnin' through Dunlap, TN, cause Squatch county would handle either one of them. Lots more competitive football played out here, and I'd have coach ready with a plan. Another thing we'd have you beat in is number of annoying fans. We have more sideline daddies who think they can coach sitting in our stands than anyone.
Pearl and East kinda remind me a lot of Colin Kaepernick the day before he decided to start taking a knee; Overrated, and about to have a lot of time on their hands.
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Squatch about has this one wrapped up, can someone get me some game film for next week? Coach needs me to go ahead and start breaking it down.
If anyone needs me I’ll be building the wall around the practice field the rest of the night. If you wonder which one I am, look for the shirtless guy standing over some loudmouth daddy that just got knocked out.
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My grandmother told me once that if I couldn't say something nice, not to say anything at all. But she told me that in a letter from the Squatch county jail, so I don't think she's one to be telling me what to do. We're hoping she gets out in time for thanksgiving and Squatch county's state title game appearance.
Cumberland county's football program reminds me a lot of my grandmother; tired, old, and un-loveable.
Squatch county 42
jail grandma 7
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On 10/3/2018 at 1:57 PM, owlfan2018 said:
How does that make me a sore loser? Upperman and York look to be much better teams. You're really reaching now. I will not be replying anymore. It's hard to have a conversation with someone like you. So I won't.
You remind me a lot of my brother in law, Jimmy, the draft dodger;
disgraceful and un-patriotic.
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21 hours ago, owlfan2018 said:
At least one of your guys had zero class at the end of the game. If one of our players was talking to the fans our coaches will correct that. Sequatchia won't be hitting york or upperman in the mouth.
Listen hoss, you know your program is terrible when you start talking trash about how some other team is going to beat the team that just curb stomped you. Reminds me a lot of my Uncle Fred; ignorant and pathetic.
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If any of y’all are coming out a little early tonight, could someone bring me dinner? My cousin Darryl dropped me off early in case any loud mouth daddies wanted some before kickoff.
this game kinda reminds me of my 2nd ex wife Crystal ; not much to see, but still dangerous.
Squatch 42
untrustworthy Crystal 6
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On 9/24/2018 at 6:02 AM, Dadof2 said:
This might be the dumbest post I’ve read on here, if you have watched Sequatchie football and don’t think they are down, you know absolutely nothing about football, they are struggling to score against 1A and 2A schools, and if you want to challenge me to a bare knuckle fight, I would not recommend that because you will be down this year to.
Listen hoss, You better pack a lunch and bring your hard hat if you wanna come after me. I probably wouldn’t even put out my cigarette to throw hands on you. That beat down still wouldn’t be as bad as what Squatch is gonna do to smith co.
Squatch 54
loud mouth dads 7
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On 9/22/2018 at 9:46 PM, Dadof2 said:
I’ve seen Sequatchie two times, and they are way down this year, but I think they win a close one.
You wouldn't know anything about hard work and dedication, which is what Squatch county's program is built on. Between the heart of these boys and coaching, the talent level is offensive it's so good.
I ought to challenge you right now to a bare knuckle fight for even suggesting Squatch is down. Don't think I won't tell coach about this when he calls me to get my opinion on this week's game plan. Bulletin board material.
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1 hour ago, FootballGod said:
Who? Never heard of them. Let me check your crudentials....well that was fast it comes up as yall suck! As much as i despise springfield they would smoke sasqautchville as well. The only thing you guys are good at is playing kick the can and playing banjos!
Spoken like a true coward. I'd fight you in the parking lot, but I'm sure you'd take off runnin and get hit by a car. Also, I have about 4 or 5 sideline daddies in Squatch co I have to fight tonight.
You better pack a lunch and comb your dirty peach fuzz white house mustache if you wanna come at me son.
Sequatchie at Upperman?
in Class 3A & Class 4A
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Last time I cried was the day I was born, but I can't refute the being in the girls bathroom accusation. Shelia wants what Shelia wants, what can I say?