DersASquatchNDeesWoods

Never heard of East ridge... Squatch by a billion. 

Usually ole Boldylocks hands the lineman enough for a couple number 1s with cheese at McDs just so they get a little extra girth for Friday. RBs get enuff for the steroid injection behind the piggly wiggly and the Qb and WRs get just enuff for some Tide so that they stay clean and pretty for their girlfriends.(everyone knows if we could, we would just have 9 lineman and a QB and a RB.) Hate to miss the first win of the season but I got to get one last fish trip in before TVA gets rid of all the Asian carp in the area. Those are good eats!!

1 hour ago, Infamousfootballfan said:

Say what you want, it was not funny and only an idiot would find that crap amusing. Go do something productive like lick the chalk off the chalkboard kid.

Only a person of your mental caliber would think that licking a chalkboard is "productive". You sound like this girl Sheila we use to have at school. She used to lick all the chalk off the boards and then rub it on her face and pretend to be Gene Simmons. Her boyfriend made out with her and then looked like Paul Stanley. I think they made a cover band called No you have Cuddies. Anywho, you football days are numbered, just like the amount of KISS revival tours.

Squatch- Rock and Roll all night

Infamous- Rocks till 3pm siesta 

41 minutes ago, MadHatter1 said:

Now we all know poor Sequatchie can't afford the rain cleats every other team has. That's why rain only effects them. The magical cleats the rest of us have is an unfair advantage. 

So you admit to cheating huh? I always knew yall had some illegal money coming into that school. Squatch is still gonna whoop that can even with your Kazaam slippers. Red bank is the armpit of Chattanooga and that stench is about to wiped away like one of those Sasquatch Old Spice commercials. The one thing we can afford.. A can of Whoop ..u know what!!!!

Squatch- 40

Shaq's acting career--3

Red bank fans are very similar to Vandy fans. They don't show up to home or away games. They always complain about the product on the field but never want to put money into the system. They cant wait for football to end so basketball can start. Then they cant wait for basketball to end so baseball can start. They leave at halftime when their team is losing badly( which is gonna happen this week). All in all, I wish they would have lost last week so we could be somewhere nicer then that meadow they call a football field. As Mary Poppins sang in Sound of Music, "The hills are alive with the sound of Squatch rolling!!!!!!"

Squatch- 24

Vandy bank-3

Tell em Bold!!! Tell that garbage man we gonna take their trash they call a team and throwing them in the dumpster behind the McDonalds. Heck he may put up a better fight in the parking lot then they do on the field but I doubt it. He gonna get that Squatch stomp tombstone piledriver on him. He don’t want none and neither do the upper ladies. 

Squatch-34

Paul bearers- zip

Cumberland co... nothing good to say about them. Bad football team, share a county name with Kentucky, and have no decent entertainment except the frog gigging competition every other bi weekly thursday. I don’t understand why we have to lower ourselves to playa team like this. This game is the equalevant of Alcoa’s entire cupcake schedule. 

Squatch - 59

frog giggers- 0

On 9/11/2018 at 12:52 PM, Imthayeti said:

It's obvious this person has never lost a game due to being outmatched, outplayed, and definitely out coached. We owned you so bad We are selling what's left of your pride on Ebay as we speak.

How can any respectable football team be expected to play with the 3 ring circus meigs calls a program. U got player’s dads reading the game, 3 students on the line that go to different schools and a coach who use to bet on high school football games. I almost walked out but then I saw PT Barnum and knew what was going on.

Meigs Co still has football? I thought that went out the window when they had those back to back 0-10 seasons in 89-90. Still it cant be much better then it was back then. Those back wood hillbillies only worried bout moonshine and ticks, not grown man football. The free lesson comes calling in a big way.

Squatch-45

Meg Griffen Co- :crying noise:

Cannon fodder Co must have a big line with all those cupcakes on the schedule. Squatch tangled with bigger and came out alright. Cannon will be in stride come basketball season when they get all their football players come end of October. 

Squatch- 1776

Cannon- British

Can a game end 0 to 0? I mean not sure how either of these teams made it. Both played cake schedules and neither have any real “athletes”. Squatch should have had 4 Mr football candidates and our head cheerleader should have been fifth. She clearly is tougher then y’all cupcakes. Squatch out!!!!!

Just heard PC calling in the Red bank Admin to ref the game. Said they needed an “edge” in the game. Truth be told, Squatch needs to be moved up to 6a so they finally have some competition. They just can’t get up for these tiny puny 3a games. Pearl and Fairview is like UT Martin and Tenn Tech vs New England Patriots.

This whole board is pointless as Squatch (if not cheated) would beat a combined Fairview/pearl team and the send them packing with the 25 year old Uhaul driver. Just stop. The title is tainted this year.

The Squatch would stomp these mythical birds back to extinction if they had not gotten cheated by the refs and that number 32 for red bank who was clearly a 25 year old man. He left the game in a Uhaul. The fire chickens just lucky they in middle tn instead of east where we play Football not futbol.

Don’t disrespect the Squatch son. If the refs weren’t red bank administration we would be playing this week and would be looking for ur fire chickens in the final

Da squatch should just ask Cannot County to forfeit so we can keep everyone dry and healthy on this 3 day weekend. Cannot County wont even reach the fifty yard line in the game. Da squatch is loose and looking to feed.

Squatch- 45

Cannot- 3

Told ya them Mary's didn't have what it takes to win against quality opponent. Squatch caught the Mary's with their pants down in OT. Never in doubt.

Squatch wins easy this week. No way two miracles happen in first two weeks. Pirates paid the refs in gold for the first win but I bet the Mary's won't have enough on the field for da Squatch.

SC 38 

Mary's 7

Pirates rule the seas...too bad this battle is fought on land. No chance for the plunders against the natives. Squatch by 20.

Never in doubt. Not really sure why east decided to come but I hope they enjoyed the view. Pain train rolls on. Up next to get rolled, the dust devils. Should be a "breeze". Everyone knows trains loaded with Squatch have too much force to be affected by a little wind.

Did anyone see bolddust accidentally set off a firework in his car after the game? All that excitement off knocking off the rich kids must have got to him. Anywho, East ridge will definitely be better then Notre Lame. They got some good backs. Squatch gonna have to play their very best.... sike. Squatch steamrolls ER on their way to the dirt devils next week.

Squatch 34

East Ridge 12

pump your chest.....good ball team...very fun to watch...can make he tinheads nites confusion....Boogewr on the squatch wagon

 

you and your mate deserve it......

 

Booger just sayin

Always knew u were on the Squatch train... just now ur in a chair instead of on the wheel.

Shh shh shh boog it only hurts for a moment. Tried to tell u nothing derails the Squatch train. Not even Notre Lame

Aint gonna matter anyway, only the Squatch pick at the end matters. Boog, just like Notre Lame, enjoy your first round win. It will be the last till next year.

Are we allowed to talk about this matchup? Apparently friday afternoon wasnt a good time since Coacht locked the other thread. We just wanted as much time to talk about this game since we knew the other wouldnt be close. Anywho, its the Squatch's time to shine. The pain train keeps chugging along while the windshield wipers scrape off the Notre Lame bug from the view.

Public school hard workers - 32

Private let my butler play for me- 6