I have an interesting ump story. I was at a recent game and one of the oppositions boys was called safe at second, I thought it was a dubious call but it wasn't mine to make. One of our folks got overly upset and yelled, "They're payin' the umpire!" The interesting part was that I overheard one of the parents of the other team turn to another and said, "I wish winning were that easy, WE'D never lose!" the other parent gave them a look that couldn't have said "preach on!" more clearly. Three guesses to where this happened and the first two don't count.