2Mannings1Cup

Dear Kings615, As you may be quick to notice, this is my first post....under this particular name that is (which I also might add is quite humorous). I have not kept up on the high school football picture this year in the least, aside from checking the occasional record of my team or getting a quick score update. Thus it would be safe to say I have absolutely no business posting on this board...but after reading just 2 or 3 of your blatheringly long -winded posts, it's painfully obvious that you don't either. Your obnoxious montages have caused the unthinkable -- you have brought me out of coacht retirement in order to put you in your proper place. Let's face it: I have no idea as to who you are. But I do have a few ideas. Here they are: 1. You are a high school student. This is, in my opinion, the most likely option, due to the fact that your posts are, quite simply, the work of a retarded imbecile. You offer much insight into each team, their coaching staff, their players, their team morale, and many other such categories. Now, as an educated individual, I am forced to ask myself, how could kings possibly know so much about every coach and player on every team in region 6? The fact of the matter is, you couldn't. Unless of course, you were a..... 2. Disillusioned Parent. As you amazing powers of observation will undoubtedly tell you, I have capitalized this category's title. This is because there are many posters that fall into this ridiculous category. Where you people find your time to debate every little facet of high school football is beyond me. Am I a stay at home parent with absolutely nothing to do with myself? Am I obnoxiously over-concerned with my child and their team? Do I actually have any clue as to what I am talking about, or am I just trying to find something to do with myself because I am a worthless sack of excrement? Am I retarded? These are questions that each poster on coacht must ask himself, but I believe they pertain specifically to you, kings. 3. You graduated from the University of Tennessee (It shows...you know what I mean). 4. You are a Colts fan. 5. You are a fool with too much time on his hands (Undoubtedly true, but worth listing nonetheless, wouldn't you say?). And the last category, I believe to be true no matter what other category you fall into: 6. You are a proponent of the McCain/Palin ticket (Again, it shows...and if you don't know what I mean, you are truly a lost cause). So kings, in conclusion, please keep posting/wasting your time posting long winded comments on a blog that means nothing. Your grandiose and again long-winded statements only prove your lack of knowledge about most teams in the region, as well as the game of football itself. So please, by all means, continue to make a fool of yourself on this board. In reality, no one gives two pieces of poo what you have to say, what your opinion may be, or what your predictions are. They will be, in all likelihood, dead wrong. To put it in the words of our good friend Bob Dylan, "I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are both just illusions that can manipulate you into thinking there's some kind of change. " Trust me, the result tonight will be the same as it has been for the past 15+ years. May the best team win! (They always have-literally!) love, 2Mannings1Cup P.S. Kings - It is now safe to remove my shoe from your anus! /thumb[1].gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":thumb:" border="0" alt="thumb[1].gif" />