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  1. Mairvul '23 mostest inneggspearenced teem evur

    in Class 5A & Class 6A

    Posted · Edited by STARSNBARS

    12 hours ago, strongx said:

    With the our local property taxes doubling, or HOF teacher retiring, and the decision to not accept tuition students, Christmas garbage service may need to expand to offer more perks to prospective students.

    sx......Hits a shaim thait evurbodee att 825 aint all inn and rowin' inn tha saim direckshun ennymoore.....:unsure:

  2. Mairvul '23 mostest inneggspearenced teem evur

    in Class 5A & Class 6A

    Posted · Edited by STARSNBARS

    Thay wuz sum vurry vurry ennurustin' knews inn twoday's Mairvul Misprint.......Miss Ferguson (eye wuz thair when'st ewe cood steal call hur "Miss" wifout gittin' inn ennymoore trubble) iz retarrin' aftur 54 yeer att 825......

    Eye weal nevur fergit all tham 7.5 yeers att MHS and all tham cases ov red ank pins thait Miss Ferguson used upp on gradin' tha vurry vurry ruff draifts ov my reesurch paypers.....

    Pluss tha vurry vurry ennurustin studees ov Bill Shaikspeer and rilly whurthur "two bee err knott two bee".....Thait's problee tha tuffust qwestun eye've evur haid two answur and eye jist haid two give upp, shoot frum tha hip and gess at hit.....

    Eye steal staind beehind my staitmint eye tolt hur minny minny yeers ago, when'st she axed me hoo my favritt orrthur wuz.....And eye tolt hur "Kliff Noats frum tha Midlund Shoppin' Centur Gaitway Bookstoar".....

    :popcorneater:

     

  3. Smoky Bears Off-season thread

    in Class 5A & Class 6A

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    1 hour ago, MurphyCollege said:

    Apparently some important people agree with you stars

     

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    MC.....Eye wood like vurry vurry much two bee inn tha cabnutt........IF......Dolly wood let me sang tha Kinny Rogurs parts two thair doo-etts....

    "Eyelunds inn tha streem......thait iz whut we ere"

     

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  12. Smoky Bears Off-season thread

    in Class 5A & Class 6A

    Posted

    9 hours ago, MurphyCollege said:

    I like it too Stars. She’s a national treasure. 
     

    And I’m still waiting for 1OldClown to post the phone call he recorded. They had car phones on the Andy Griffith show, but this can’t use the internet in 2023. 
     

     

    MC.......Good ole Mr. Tucker.....He stayed all nite and Oppee got two sleap onn tha arnin' bored.....:thumb:

  14. Mairvul '23 mostest inneggspearenced teem evur

    in Class 5A & Class 6A

    Posted

    4 hours ago, BCsportsfan said:

    Hold on to those fond memories....times are changing! There will be a new sheriff of Pistol Creek Athletics! :thumb:

    BTW,......anyone know of a Private Jet for sale? B)

    Alcoeesportsfan evurthang's jist a mimree.....And eye haiv gott a tun ov gooderun's agin Alcoee......Plus ewe down't knead a stinkin' jet two git a cannon ere two frum Strawburry Planes.......:popcorneater:

  15. Smoky Bears Off-season thread

    in Class 5A & Class 6A

    Posted

    22 hours ago, MurphyCollege said:

    And yet you reply. Of course you’re hanging on every word I say, everyone on coach t can see that. I see that you are trying to disparage me, but it isn’t working. Yes I played in the NFL, which team did you play for…….. that’s what I thought. Yes I did coach midddle school football, and I won a lot. I could teach the forward pass, maybe one day your OC will learn how to. But I doubt it. I also volunteer my time to make sure the kids of sevier, Jefferson, and Cocke counties have a team to play football on. What have you done to teach the youth the fundamentals of football?  Nothing I’m sure.  I’ve dedicated my professional career to teaching the youth of sevier county about the dangers of drug use. Yet you get on here and try to insult me?? Go somewhere else with that jazz. Here’s  the deal, pal. I will continue to ensure the kids of this area have an organization to play football in. I will continue to coach the youth of my school zone the fundamentals of football. I will continue to protect and serve the citizens of sevier county.  And I will continue to get on coach t and point out the lack of development of the student athletes at Dolly Parton’s alma mater, particularly on the offensive side of the ball. And there’s nothing you can do about it. 

    MC eye like hit when'st ewe tawlk abowt Dolly......:wub:

    And LOL att 1OldClown.....:popcorneater:

  18. Mairvul '23 mostest inneggspearenced teem evur

    in Class 5A & Class 6A

    Posted

    1 hour ago, BCsportsfan said:

    Ha! Drop in the bucket compared to the one sided calls I've witnessed the last 25 years!! Especially, the last 4 years. Without murvul's 12 player.....the "A" team....Alcoa would have 4 straight!!! :thumb:

    Eye liked tha 12th playur tha "A" teem haid inn 2020......And 4 strait....???.......Evun tha strippers coodun't keap Mairvl fer rushin' fer 250 inn 2019 and Alcoee haid like 50 yards rushin'.......C'mon Alcoeesportsfan.....:rolleyes:

  19. Mairvul '23 mostest inneggspearenced teem evur

    in Class 5A & Class 6A

    Posted

    3 hours ago, BCsportsfan said:

    Bribe GIFs | Tenor

    .......................to the "Dads" and those murvul "A" team refs! :lol: Bunch of slackers! 

    Alcoeesportsfan we ere gonna haiv two due sumthin two offset tha linesman thait cawled tha holdin' onn Gage's run inside tha 10 onn Mairvul's necks two laist offensive serries and tha facemacks cawl onn Mairvul onn Alcoee's laist TD drive.....And eye ant sayin' nuthin abowt hiz cawl agin West onn tha sidelines agin tha Alcoee QB.........:popcorneater: 

  20. Mairvul '23 mostest inneggspearenced teem evur

    in Class 5A & Class 6A

    Posted

    Ok fellers and rw87 ....Thiz iz tha Sprang Brake outlook fer tha Littull Fellurs frum 825 az eye seas hit....

    1. We's gots two git tha best playurs onn tha feeled az much az we cain this yeer

    2. We absalutelee gotta emproove our backend play onn D......Gotta bee betterur coverurs and tacklurs inn space

    c. Yung playur deevelopemint weal bee vurry vurry empoortunt this sprang

    4. Hoo weal bee tha big surprizes this yeer...???

    e. And tha big red ellyfunt inn tha rume iz hoo weal bee beehind tha centur att Hairatige...???

     

    Pee Ess.....A Sprang Brake ov tha paist when'st eye hawled my boogee bored onn top ov ole Nellie two tha beech......Hit wuz purtee cold thait mornin' and eye gott two eggsited when'st eye saw tha waves.....:blush:

     

    Beach Bum GIFs | Tenor

     

     

     

     

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