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/thumb[1].gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":thumb:" border="0" alt="thumb[1].gif" /> Oneidee will beet Hairmann by at leaste 2 tushdowns.

Ewe got that wright Sackedlunch, them thar rekruits got beet by a pubic schoool by the name of Hambton. /roflol.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflol:" border="0" alt="roflol.gif" />

/roflol.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflol:" border="0" alt="roflol.gif" /> Yesh, any time a privet schoool gits beet the Coalfeild crowde will go wilde. We don,t like privet schoools. /roflol.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflol:" border="0" alt="roflol.gif" />

I,m shore glad to see the Dragins get back in the grooove, this is onley abowt the fourth time they,ve ben able to beet the Oak Ridje snobs sinse I gradyeated frum up thar. /thumb[1].gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":thumb:" border="0" alt="thumb[1].gif" />

King Brine does an eggsellent job as sportsriter, amd do does Tank Jonsoon at "The Oake Ridjjer." I dom,t reade the Climton Coureir or the Roame Cownty News, so I can,t commint on them. One more thang---if Coache Curdis Newburry wuz still at Sunbrite, I garontee that sooner or latter Sunbrite wood bee on probatiom or get the deathe pennalty. /ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ph34r:" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" />

Festus has ben to busy width Miss Kittie to get on the Innernet lately you catheads. Oneider has a goode teame an I wish you all the best of lucke. /roflolk.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflolk:" border="0" alt="roflolk.gif" /> /roflolk.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflolk:" border="0" alt="roflolk.gif" />

Olver Sprangs

Hay!! Yew folkes kin see a pitcher of Otis if ye click rite hyere http://www.mayberry.com/interactive/wcard/cast_pic_otis.gif He seems to alreddy startid a celabrating Nationel Potater Week a day er two early

Whatt's green, comes fromme banannnas, an slides down treese? Monkie puke.

Hay Mister Dragoons, yore right abowt Clinton fans a not a beein' on here. Even when the bassketbawl team is a doin' well they doan't show up.

SWC, yew know I have be be mitey desparite to go over to the Oak Ridge-Clanton threade. Heck, I gradyeated high sckool fromme Clanton minnie yeares ago butt I decided to moove out here to God's Kountry an git outta Dodge. Like Clanton, Whartburg has become a bassketbawl sckool.

Ole Dave Haggard shore blue his campane, didden't he...Yep, I'm a goin to miss a seein Roane Cownty's 10 most wanted list on Comcassed Cable 12. Butt if'n I lived in Roane Cownty I'd a voted for Mr. Stockaton also. We ain't suposed to diskcuss polliticks on here, butt I cudn't resist.

Shoot, we needs to git this threade a goin' agin. The Oneidee-Coalfeild topik is a brangin more respondse than this'un. Where is Rsquared an some of them other folkes? Goose? Kingbrine? Looks lyke I may have to mosey on over to the Oak Ridje -- Clanton sexion.

I mite bee a law-man butt if Clinton beets Oak Ridje even I,ll help tare down the goalpostes. They kin take my badje an throwe me in the pokie an if I loose my job I,ll moove to some udder cownty an run for sherrif.

I shore hope Skott wins beckause I shore doan't lyke lissening to that ole hillbillie an hick musick lyke Kennie Chessnie sings

Yew mite bee able to talk "Eddie" into it if y'all cud allso builde a whinery. Reckon Whartburg will win 1 bawlgame this yeare? Thangs looke purty bleake.

Goode idear. Of coarse it haz to bee big enuff to acommodedate at leaste 250-300 famblies. Yew mite wanna talk to yore Atkisson nabors an see if their intrested.

CY Jackit an Goose, seariously, ever time I try to wright a poim abowts Whartburg it turns out too vulgar. OK here we go: John Hall $#!+ a +ur@ Long as fromme here to Wartburg John Hall ate it all, and didden't leave enuff for a tumblebug ball.

Goose, lator in the week if'n I git ahold of anny mind-eggspanding bevorages, I cud git kreative enuff to right a poim.

Anutter thang, hit's ridicuolous to say annybody rekrutes in Morgen Cownty. As I said before, ole Lary Kerr up at Andersan Cownty is the champione of rekruiters

CYJackit, we needs to get the sckool popplation up to over 300 kids so we have moore athuletes to pick fromme. Mabey then we can compeat width Sowth Pitsburgg, Trewsdale Cownty an them privet sckools lyke CPO and DAC. Why doan yew builld a greate big trailler park so we can eggspand Coalfeild? Coalfield by 38

In Cumberland Gap it got so cold I cuddn't keep from freezin' to deathe to save my soul. Cumberland Gap is a dry old place Ye cain't find watter to was yer face. In Cumberland Gap the catttle all died. The men went to cussin' and the women all cryed. They came to Morgan Cownty to git some releif Butt the Coalfeild YallerJackets kicked out their teethe. So Cumberland Gap mite bee a goode place to visit Butt it ain't a good place to playe footbawl, now, is it?

I thouhgt it wood bee Coache MacKamey. Roomers said that Coache Garry Kries was innerveiwed.

I cain't arguee with this poll. Looks purty acurate to me.

Annybody heared that sum of Coalfeild's bawlplayer's akademics ain't up to snuff an mabey they ain't gunna git to play this yeear?