1. Quarterback - Duh
2. Middle Linebacker - Check run, cover on pass, hard nosed leader of defense
3. Running Back - gets ball and must run behind high school lines
4. Defensive End - Contain, Dive, gets pulled on a lot
5. Outside Linebackers - check run, cover on pass, sweeps, blitzes
6. Corners - one on one coverage, no outside help, sweeps
7. Center - Fumble chance, loss of ladies due to obesity
8. Tightend - Block/Recieve and have psychological effects from this split personality
9. Guard - Pull, deal with the D-Line, loss of ladies due to obesity
10. Tackle - deal with blitzing OLBs, loss of ladies due to obesity
11. D- Tackles - deal with double teams from C and G all game
12. Safety - follows ball, dive stop, deep/short coverage, has help
13. Recievers - all they do is bicep curls
14. Kickers/Punters - transformed soccer players