OllieShaggnasty

Devilfever that was last year. Cute Kevin is concerned for the safety of players and their tailbones. Catlett and the cute coach theory will rule in 2003. Just remember that, when they beat down your Devils with their coach who is not as cute as most.

Oliver P. Shaggnasty--that's with 2 g's.

[Edited by OllieShaggnasty on 4-16-03 5:38P]

Devilfever look at the champs in football this past season.

1) Cute Jon Gruden Tampa Bay Bucs--Super Bowl Champs

2) Cute Jim Tressel Ohio State--NCAA National Champs

3) Cute to pretty cute coaches won a great majority of high school to grasscutter championships in 2002.

There are the facts. Winners are cute and I will go with Catlett and Clinton to stun the high school football scene in 2003.

Oliver P. Shaggnasty--that's with 2 g's.

I do not think Shep is very cute. If he opens up his offense and starts wearing a visor, I may start believing. Shep may still need to go to Tunica or Cherokee to practice gambling though.

Oliver P. Shaggnasty--that's with 2 g's.

I will say that cute Kevin Catlett and his cute staff will lead Clinton all the way to the 4A championship. The fans across Tennessee will be stunned not only by the performance of the Dragons, but also by the good looks of Catlett and his staff.

Oliver P. Shaggnasty--that's with 2 g's.

I disagree with your picks. Clinton and little cutie Kevin Catlett will finish first. They will be followed closely by Powell and Mr. Hollywood Clark Duncan. Next will be West and that new hunk of a coach they have. The last playoff spot will go to Carter and Coach Woods. He has tightened up his physique and is ready to go back to the playoffs a second year.

Oliver P. Shaggnasty--that's with 2 g's.

Clinton--Catlett is cutest.

Powell--Duncan is a close second, nice hair.

West--Nice looking young coach.

Carter--Woods is o.k.

Halls--Shep needs help.

Oliver P. Shaggnasty--that's with 2 g's.

I will pick the teams to finish in the order of the cuteness of the coaches:

1a) Clinton-Catlett is a cutie.

1b) Powell-Duncan has Hollywood quality hair.

3) West-Rogers has that surfer boy look.

4) Maryville-Quarles has that All-American look.

5) Carter-Woods is cute, but needs work to catch Catlett and Duncan.

6) Central-Helton is getting a little thin on top. Propecia could be in order.

7) Halls-Shep needs to see the guy who worked on Michael Jackson.

Oliver P. Shaggnasty--that's with 2 g's.

[Edited by OllieShaggnasty on 3-24-03 2:40P]

I agree to adhere to all rules. I want to fit in. Prisons in Turkey I no nothing about. But I am trying to get a permit to open a Turkish bath house. We are researching a place out on Clinton Highway. Formerly it was a Korean Spa. They give body cleaning a bad name. Do you think the people in Claxton will accept a nice clean legit business? The first customer we want to get in is the wrestler, DIRTY WHITE BOY. What a spokesman for our business. Cleaning up that nasty ole WHITE BOY will make us famous. Another thing we want to do is offer a discount to all area high school teams. If these players are clean and refreshed they will look cuter in their uniforms and perform better. Cute coaches will be cleaned free of charge, if and only if their teams are partaking in our discount plan.

Oliver P. Shaggnasty--that's with 2 g's.

[Edited by OllieShaggnasty on 3-21-03 7:11P]

The Orange Blossom Special is a good train to run. I like it because it picks up speed. Carter, Halls, Powell, Central, Maryville, West, and Clinton all have cute uniforms. I think it is a toss up who has the cutest coach. Clark Duncan and Kevin Catlett are awful cute. Clark has a pretty head of hair. Catlett is just cute all over. He was selected as one of the cutest men in east Knoxville when he was at Carter. I hear he also ranked high at Halls and now is up at the top at Clinton.

Oliver P. Shaggnasty--that's with 2 g's.