eddie haskell

David lipscomb was a hagas eating leprechaun who invented the modern day bagpipe. It is rumored by some that he also gave birth to the indoor toilet, (which by the way must have really hurt) and the backward lateral. Hope this is helpful. Eddie

OK so here is my real honest prediction.... Lipscomb will win 31_30 Lipscomb will score 14 field goals but have 11 points taken away for unsportsmanlike conduct, and Giles county will have 28 extra points and a safety

The best snapper in West TN middle school footbal is: Byron Lankensnip

Is hohenwald in Tennessee?

Is Pulaski in Tennessee?

It's working out great! If you really want a comfortable seat come over and try the purple seats in the reserved section, i heard they are great.

That is good! In all my time on Coacht no one has ever referenced the Beave before! OK, to summarize your posts so far, which ever team plays better and is coached better will win. This is another good prediction!

I agree with you completely! If not for one or two things you would be playing at GC this week! Thing #1- final score in DL game Thing #2- win-loss record not as good as Lipscomb's Your public school education served you well!

So, if the speed of Rogers beat Giles, what adjustments exactly are you going to make? Are you going to make your players faster? Make rogers slower? Sounds interesting, let me know how that works out for you. Vandy, How dare you insult me, by calling me a sidekick! I am perfectly capable of exposing coacht stupidity on my own!

Why does everyone get so caught up in DL's religious beliefs? I mean come on, "Fundamentally sound"? Lets stick to football.

Why does this say official thread? Is there an unofficial thread as well?

So you're just gonna pretend like you don't know me, dad? You know you told me to say that!

I've coached and played football for many years. I have never heard of a "hidden code to not run it up when you have a two touchdown leadand the other team is out of time outs with a minute to go". The code I know is play hard until the end of the game. Now if like you say it was still close enough for Page to have a chance of winning then what's the problem? What if there was 1:32 left instead of 1 minute? What if it was 13 points they were ahead instead of 14? What if you accidentally backed off to soon and lost a game? Where does a coach draw the line if they are ahead? If a team has no hope of winning why don't the officials call the game? Why not have a mercy rule that states what score and time remaining you end the game? Coaches bust their butts all week and players do to to tell them to back off. If they do great. Maybe he wants to practice a play or get a young receiver a catch. It sounds to melike the running plays were whar was killing page at the end of that game anyhow. Maybe the coach WAS trying to back off by throwing the ball. I wish everyone would just quit trying to shield kids from dissappointemnt, its part of life, get used to it!

Sounds to me like Page got spanked! It is your job to stop the other team, not theirs!

The proper spelling is Lipscumb... you left off the b

The scoreboard never lies!

So you are saying that 35-0 was successful? I bet Giles county hopes they are that successful!!

Lipscomb wins by 28

Answers: 1. hopefully never 2. leprechauns are fairy tales 3. scotty mctillman and jesse mcblair 4. the marching band? 5. the magic leprechauns

Intelligence Traditionally, dinosaurs(football players) have been considered dim-witted creatures, but recent thought is more generous. Evidence suggests that sauropods(quarterbacks), which do have rather small brains compared to their bulk, lived in herds(huddles) and cared for their young(offensive linemen). This implies a level of intelligence greater than that of most modern reptiles(athletes). Theropods(linebackers) have been found to have relatively large brains with specialized structures, and this argues that they were intelligent in the way that wolves(soccer players) and lions(band geeks) are intelligent. We must be careful, however, in comparing dinosaurs(football players) with wolves(soccer players) and lions(band geeks), which are mammals(intelligent), unrelated to dinosaurs(football players). The closest living relatives of dinosaurs(football players) are birds(rugby players). It may be more accurate to think of dinosaur(football players) intelligence in terms of birds(rugby players). Several dinosaurs(football players), such as the ankylosaurus(kickers) -- from the Cretaceous Period had a good ratio of brain weight to body weight. Their widely-spaced eyes, which implies stereoscopic vision, would have given them the ability to judge distances accurately. They may have been the most intelligent of the dinosaurs(football players), at least as intelligent as the Emu(d-lineman). From an evolutionary standpoint, however, intelligence may be over-rated. It is dear to us humans, but we need to recognize that even the dinosaur(football player) species with the smallest of brains managed to live and thrive for millions of years(many games).

I think lipscomb will "claw" out a victory

Notes: Wart-like knobs and five-inch (13-cm) spikes fringed the ten-inch (25-cm) thick dome of Pachycephalosaurus, a rare dinosaur first discovered in Montana. It had a narrow face with leaf-shaped teeth and in all other respects it was like other ornithopods -- two-legged plant eaters with five-fingered hands, three-toed feet, and a long, heavy tail. Largest and last of the "bone-head" family, it and all its plant-eating relatives and carnivorous cousins became extinct 66 million years ago. Largest from the bone-head family? Must be a defensive coordinator

Ankylosaurus- The best known of the armored dinosaurs, Ankylosaurus was the last and largest of the ankylosaurids. Its tough skin was covered with bony plates, and it could swing its formidably clubbed tail to render a predator lame. With his tough skin, he would have to be either a QB or a coach

Pteradactyls would be very useful on the field goal block team

This is interesting. I wonder what dinosaurs would make the best football players? Obviously brontosaurus would have to be lineman- the reasons are obvious/ brontosaurus was the smartest of the dinosaurs. T-rex would be a linebacker- mindless killing machine. I'm thinking velociraptor would be a DB- very speedy and aggressive.