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  1. ...If only you knew, you poor, feeble mind.  You have no idea that you are fighting a losing battle, and believing that you have cohorts who are not at all what they seem.  You are merely a pawn in the hands of the DL posters who run this show.  You are being moved around, used as bait for pure geniuses who spend days every week seeing who can make the funniest or most sarcastic post.  This is not 2 teams trash talking, this is in-house competition, you just stumbled into it.  Don't get me wrong though, you are welcome to stay.

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    Alcoa wins state,

     

    I'm afraid BombSquad is right. Proceed with caution becasue these guys will chew you up and spit you out. No one can save you now. But as BombSquad also said, you're welcome to stay. We like fresh meat.

  2. Is that technically possible?  I mean there are approximately 6 weeks left in the year.  How can you make it end this week.  It must be magic.  Maybe Eddie V can help explain.

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    You called? I'm sort of like Batman. I can sense where I am needed.

     

    You see, what Alcoa won state a long time ago is trying to say is . . . Never mind. I can't help you here. Basically it boils down to this: Alcoa wins state is an idiot.

  3. ...How about you just give me a summary?

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    Here's a summary for you, Mr. Smartypants.

     

    Alcoa Boys Varsity Football

    Alcoa Boys Varsity Football

    2004-2005 Record: 5-0 Conference; 12-1 Overall

    Conference: Region 2 (2A) Class: Class 2A

     

    2004 Results

     

    Date Time Opponent Result

    08/20/2004 7:30PM SOUTH-DOYLE Won 49-12

    08/27/2004 7:30PM at MARYVILLE Lost 18-31

    09/03/2004 7:30PM at OLIVER SPRINGS * Won 53-6

    09/10/2004 7:30PM at WILLIAM BLOUNT Won 20-7

    09/16/2004 7:30PM SWEETWATER * Won 44-12

    09/24/2004 7:30PM HERITAGE Won 40-6

    10/01/2004 7:30PM ROCKWOOD * Won 35-0

    10/15/2004 7:30PM HARRIMAN * Won 55-0

    10/22/2004 7:30PM at WEBB SCHOOL Won 35-7

    10/29/2004 7:30PM at WARTBURG CENTRAL * Won 56-0

    11/05/2004 7:00PM HAMPTON Won 44-13

    11/12/2004 7:00PM SWEETWATER Won 35-14

    11/19/2004 7:00PM ROCKWOOD Won 46-3

    11/26/2004 7:00PM at DAVID LIPSCOMB

    * Conference Game

    Region 2 (2A) Conference Standings

    2004-2005 Season

    Conference Overall

    Team W-L Win % W-L Win %

    ALCOA 5-0 1.000 12-1 0.923

    ROCKWOOD 4-1 0.800 11-2 0.846

    SWEETWATER 3-2 0.600 8-4 0.667

    WARTBURG CENTRAL 1-4 0.200 4-7 0.364

    HARRIMAN 1-4 0.200 3-7 0.300

    OLIVER SPRINGS 1-4 0.200 1-9 0.100

     

     

    2004 Roster

     

    (CLICK ON EACH PLAYERS NAME FOR TOTAL

    STATS)

     

     

    34 Robert Atkins 5' 11'' 175

    50 Mark Avery 6' 0'' 225

    76 Nathan Backus 6' 3'' 225

    11 Cameron Battles 5' 9'' 150

    20 Richeon Bell 5' 8'' 150

    28 Cody Blackford 5' 8'' 150

    10 Brad Blizzard 6' 0'' 150

    60 Corey Brewer 5' 11'' 215

    45 Dominique Brown 6' 1'' 225

    42 Lake Burnette 5' 11'' 185

    85 Tony Childress 5' 8'' 145

    7 Randall Cobb 5' 9'' 155

    74 Neil Cooper 6' 1'' 205

    72 Travis Cotton 6' 2'' 245

    61 Seth Coulter 6' 0'' 190

    55 Taylor Denton 6' 0'' 200

    15 Josh Dillard 5' 11'' 185

    62 Josh Dossett 6' 0'' 200

    54 Justin Dunkin 6' 0'' 185

    3 Joei Fiegler 6' 3'' 185

    38 Brett Gibson 5' 10'' 155

    18 Logan Gilley 5' 10'' 155

    5 Alex Green 5' 9'' 160

    64 Chase Green

    30 Reid Guzzo 5' 8'' 160

    40 Nick Hearing 5' 8'' 165

    78 Lee Hill 5' 9'' 265

    21 Troy Hodge 5' 9'' 175

    80 Ben Hughes 5' 8'' 135

    87 Eli Hughes 5' 10'' 145

    46 E.J. Jordan 5' 9'' 240

    88 Robert Keller 6' 1'' 185

    9 Josh King 5' 10'' 175

    4 Kyrus Lanxter 6' 2'' 175

    75 Jacob Lequire 6' 0'' 230

    33 Dante Lewis

    2 Dustin Lindsey 6' 1'' 215

    8 Logan Love 6' 0'' 195

    56 Cody Marsh 5' 9'' 213

    73 Brian McAdams 5' 10'' 180

    79 Chase McCord 5' 11'' 225

    63 Drew Miller 6' 3'' 225

    82 Chase Moore 5' 8'' 135

    75 Rex Myers 5' 8'' 145

    89 Jason Owensby 6' 1'' 200

    51 Colton Reid 6' 0'' 225

    16 Tate Russell 5' 8'' 150

    25 James Sanders 5' 10'' 150

    26 Tamir Shereef 5' 8'' 150

    6 Brian Sommers 6' 0'' 175

    68 Josiah Standridge 6' 1'' 225

    31 James Stultz 5' 11'' 180

    58 Ray Sykes 6' 4'' 225

    24 Darrel Tate 5' 9'' 185

    66 Will Thatcher 5' 8'' 165

    12 Jamar Walker 6' 1'' 185

    52 Sam Waltermeyer 5' 11'' 220

    1 Brandon Warren 6' 3'' 220

    77 Martin White 6' 1'' 315

    65 Jared Wood (205) 6' 3''

     

     

     

     

     

    A picture of the original school built in 1939.

     

     

     

    The present day building completed in 1964.

     

    Enrollment: 386

    Blount County

    532 Faraday Street

    Alcoa, TN 37701

     

    SCORE BY QUARTERS/OT 1Q 2Q 3Q 4Q Final

    ALCOA 116 109 54 33 530

    OPPONENTS 20 21 7 21 111

    RUSHING ATT YDS LONG

    Dustin Lindsey 163 1377 -

    Logan Love 25 211 -

    Darrel Tate 26 182 -

    Cameron Battles 12 113 -

    Troy Hodge 6 76 -

    James Stultz 16 62 -

    Randall Cobb 3 17 -

    Kyrus Lanxter 1 12 -

    Robert Atkins 3 11 -

    Joei FieglerRECEIVING REC YDS LONG

    Brandon Warren 25 476 -

    Kyrus Lanxter 20 413 -

    Brian Sommers 15 335 -

    Logan Love 11 154 -

    Dustin Lindsey 7 132 -

    Richeon Bell 4 83 -

    James Stultz 2 31 -

    Darrel Tate 1 16 -

    Troy Hodge 1 9 -

    Robert Atkins 1 6 -

     

    PASSING COMP ATT INT YDS LONG TD

    Joei Fiegler 76 118 4 1389 - 17

    Randall Cobb 12 21 - 199 - 3

    Dustin Lindsey 2 2 - 92 - 1

     

    TACKLES SOLO ASST TOT LOSS SACKS

    Dante Lewis 28 46 74 - -

    Ray Sykes 32 32 64 6 1

    Mark Avery 22 26 48 3 -

    Dominique Brown 23 22 45 2 1

    Brandon Warren 32 12 44 10 8

    Dustin Lindsey 28 15 43 6 2

    Logan Love 25 13 38 - -

    Richeon Bell 19 18 37 - -

    Drew Miller 12 15 27 3 1

    Robert Keller 16 11 27 - -

    Martin White 14 12 26 2 -

    Kyrus Lanxter 10 13 23 - -

    Alex Green 15 6 21 1 -

    Colton Reid 14 6 20 1 -

    Robert Atkins 13 7 20 2 -

    James Stultz 8 10 18 1 -

    Brian Sommers 9 7 16 - -

    Jamar Walker 6 6 12 - -

    Taylor Denton 3 6 9 1 -

    Chase Green 5 3 8 - -

    Cody Marsh 1 4 5 - -

    Nathan Backus 4 1 5 - -

    Darrel Tate 2 3 5 - -

    Lake Burnette 1 4 5 - -

    Brad Blizzard 1 2 3 - -

    Cameron Battles 2 0 2 - -

    Randall Cobb 1 1 2 - -

    Jared Wood 1 1 2 - -

    Troy Hodge 0 2 2 - -

    Justin Dunkin 1 1 2 - -

    Josh King 0 1 1 - -

    Corey Brewer 0 1 1 - -

    E.J. Jordan 0 1 1 - -

    James Sanders 1 0 1 - -

    Jacob Lequire 1 - 1 - -

    Will Thatcher 0 1 1 - -

     

    TEAM STATISTICS ALCOA OPPONENTS

    First Downs: 106 76

    Punts - Number: 13 29

    Punts - Avg. Yards: 309.0 234.0

    Fumbles - Number: 8 26

    Fumbles - Lost: 5 11

    Total Tackles: - -

    Penalities - Number: 41 28

    Penalities - Yards: 335 191

    Time of Possession: - -

    3rd Down - Attempts: - -

    3rd Down - Conversions: - -

    Rushing - Attempts: 256 295

    Rushing - Yards: 2062 1176

    Rushing - Long: - -

    Receiving - Catches: 87 33

    Receiving - Yards: 1655 498

    Receiving - Long: - -

    Passing - Completions: 90 29

    Passing - Attempts: 141 94

    Passing - Int: 4 5

    Passing - Yards: 1680 474

    Passing - Long: - -

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    Playoff History for Alcoa

    5 STATE CHAMPIONSHIPS: 2000,1989,1979,1978,1977

    1 State Runnerup: 1988

     

    1977

    A Seymour W 28-0 Early Round

    A Sullivan West W 49-8 Quarterfinal

    A South Pittsburg W 17-0 Semifinal

    A Lake County W 33-7 Finals

    1978

    A Knoxville Webb W 47-0 Early Round

    A Oliver Springs W 35-8 Quarterfinal

    A Sweetwater W 11-0 Semifinal

    A Goodpasture W 27-0 Finals

    1979

    A Knoxville Webb W 22-0 Early Round

    A Hampton W 40-12 Quarterfinal

    A Polk County W 28-14 Semifinal

    A Lake County W 13-9 Finals

    1988

    AA Loudon W 28-26 Early Round

    AA Johnson County W 15-6 Early Round

    AA Sequatchie County W 24-14 Quarterfinal

    AA Marion County W 14-13 Semifinal

    AA Brentwood Academy L 23-12 Finals

    1989

    AA Loudon W 20-14 Early Round

    AA Seymour W 26-14 Early Round

    AA Marion County W 30-20 Quarterfinal

    AA Kingston W 22-15 Semifinal

    AA Brentwood Academy W 32-22 Finals

    1990

    AA Kingston W 17-14 Early Round

    AA Seymour W 14-7 Early Round

    AA Marion County L 42-14 Quarterfinal

    1991

    AA Austin-East L 22-21 Early Round

    1992

    AA Powell L 26-14 Early Round

    1993

    AA Smith County W 27-13 Early Round

    AA Meigs County L 24-0 Quarterfinal

    1995

    AA Cosby W 46-12 Early Round

    AA Bledsoe County W 38-6 Early Round

    AA Sequatchie County W 35-9 Quarterfinal

    AA Meigs County L 62-26 Semifinal

    1996

    AA Hampton L 16-15 Early Round

    1997

    AA Hampton W 31-7 Early Round

    AA Harriman L 27-20 Early Round

    1998

    AA Chuckey-Doak W 42-13 Early Round

    AA Rockwood W 34-6 Early Round

    AA Harriman W 24-8 Quarterfinal

    AA David Lipscomb L 38-0 Semifinal

    1999

    AA Happy Valley W 34-14 Early Round

    AA Loudon L 21-10 Early Round

    2000

    AA Chuckey-Doak W 70-0 Early Round

    AA Loudon W 26-2 Early Round

    AA Austin-East W 31-6 Quarterfinal

    AA Goodpasture W 21-13 Semifinal

    AA Union City W 27-20 Finals

    2001

    AA Chuckey-Doak W 41-6 Early Round

    AA Wartburg Central W 49-14 Early Round

    AA Sweetwater W 35-28 Quarterfinal

    AA Goodpasture L 17-13 Semifinal

    2003

    AA Cumberland

    Gap W 52-22 Early Round

    AA Sweetwater W 41-

    13 Early

    Round

    AA Oliver Springs W 37-

    13 Quarterfinal

    AA Lipscomb L 55-

    6 Semifinal

    2004

    AA Hampton W 44-13 Early Round

    AA Sweetwater W 35-14 Early Round

    AA Rockwood W 46-3 Quarterfinal

    AA Lipscomb Semifinal

     

     

    Playoff Years: 1977,1978,1979,1988,1989,

    1990,1991,1992,1993,1995,1996,1997,1998,

    1999,2000,2001,2003,2004

    Years in Playoffs: 18

    Total Games: 58 Record: 46-12

    Biggest Loss vs. David Lipscomb - 49 Points

    Biggest Win vs. Chuckey-Doak - 70 Points

    Alcoa has played 30 different teams in the playoffs

     

     

     

     

    Team Num Times

    AUSTIN-EAST 2

    BLEDSOE COUNTY 1

    BRENTWOOD ACADEMY 2

    CHUCKEY-DOAK 3

    COSBY 1

    CUMBERLAND GAP 1

    DAVID LIPSCOMB 2

    GOODPASTURE 3

    HAMPTON 4

    HAPPY VALLEY 1

    HARRIMAN 2

    JOHNSON COUNTY 1

    KINGSTON 2

    KNOXVILLE WEBB 2

    LAKE COUNTY 2

    LOUDON 4

    MARION COUNTY 3

    MEIGS COUNTY 2

    OLIVER SPRINGS 2

    POLK COUNTY 1

    POWELL 1

    ROCKWOOD 2

    SEQUATCHIE COUNTY 2

    SEYMOUR 3

    SMITH COUNTY 1

    SOUTH PITTSBURG 1

    SULLIVAN WEST 1

    SWEETWATER 4

    UNION CITY 1

    WARTBURG CENTRAL

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    1. Start at 3901 GRANNY WHITE PIKE, NASHVILLE on FERNDALE AVE - go < 0.1 mi

    2. Turn on GRANNY WHITE PIKE - go 0.4 mi

    3. Turn on WOODMONT BLVD - go 1.0 mi

    4. Continue on THOMPSON LN - go 1.3 mi

    5. Continue on W THOMPSON LN - go 0.4 mi

    6. Continue on THOMPSON LN - go 1.0 mi

    7. Continue on BRILEY PKY - go 0.4 mi

    8. Bear to take I-24 WEST towards NASHVILLE - go 2.1 mi

    9. Take the I-40 EAST exit towards KNOXVILLE, exit #52B - go 0.2 mi

    10. Continue on ramp - go 0.1 mi

    11. Merge on I-40 EAST - go 154.6 mi

    12. Continue on I-40 EAST/I-75 NORTH - go 7.4 mi

    13. Take the I-140 EAST exit towards MARYVILLE, exit #376 - go 0.4 mi

    14. Continue on ramp - go 0.1 mi

    15. Merge on I-140 EAST - go 10.7 mi

    16. Take the US-129 SOUTH exit towards ALCOA, exit #11A - go 0.4 mi

    17. Continue on US-129 SOUTH - go 2.6 mi

    18. Continue towards TN-335 - go 0.1 mi

    19. Bear on E HUNT RD/W HUNT RD - go 0.2 mi

    20. Make a Hard Turn on a local road - go 0.1 mi

    21. Turn on MILLS ST - go 0.6 mi

    22. Turn on LODGE ST - go 0.1 mi

    23. Turn on FARADAY ST - go < 0.1 mi

  4. AFR,

     

    If Dustin ran behind SEC caliber lines he'd do better.

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    Wow, Copernicus! That's some deep thinking. You mean to tell me that backs do better when they run behind good offensive lines?!?!?!?!? Stop the presses!!!!! This guy has uncovered the holy grail, the missing link, the DaVinci code!

  5. I heard a rumor that there's a website out there devoted to nothing but DLHS football. Not sure if it's true, but I think it's www.nothingbutdlfootball.net.

     

    I have seen neither team play in the last 8 years, and had never even heard of Tennessee until I moved here from Sierra-Leone, but I think DL will win 19-12. DL w/ 2 TD's (both by David Walton), a field goal (by Chuck Ross) and 4 PATs (one by Mark Gaither and the other three by Bryant Evans). Goodpasture will get their 12 this way: a TD by Shaka Hill, and 6, yes SIX PATs (3 by Andy McWilliams & 3 by Cory West).

     

    But on to the stuff that matters: the game! This game will be decided by the fans. Whoever cheers the loudest will win. Defense is irrelevent. Turnovers are irrelevent. The running game, line play, the kicking game, all irrelevent.

     

    Go Mustang FANS!

     

    Oh yeah, one more thing. I heard that since DL is a Seventh Day Adventist school that they might be forced to forfeit their victory over Alcoa last year b/c it was played on a Saturday. Maybe it's just a rumor.

  6. BS, Congratulations to your Bisons, yes you are in college and on a HIGH SCHOOL football website, on winning an exhibition game with a NAIA school tonight. I sure hope that you can get your studies done with such exciting basketball in the arena! I am on the edge of my seat waiting for your response to this post, since college is just a breeze for you.

    Love your Kentucky Coach.

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    Mark (if that really is your name),

     

    Please refrain from degrading the good name of Kentucky by using it in such a manner. The true Kentucky Coach would stoop very, very low in the name of humor, and use sarcasm to the point of disguist, but would never call out an alum for remaining interested in his old high school program. I salute BS for his loyalty.

     

    Now, back to the game. I guess I was mistaken about the whole church affiliation thing. Sorry for any confusion on my part. Now that I know that DL is a Methodist school and GP is a Mennonite school I can beter understand why they serve what they do at the concession stand.

     

    BTW, where is Ted L Nancy? I heard he had been way down since the Nov. 3 concession by John Kerry, but to not be on this thread is mind boggling. Hang in there Ted. I hear Hillary will run in '08 and maybe your dream of having a NAMBLA home office in NE Mississippi will finally come true. Go Hillary!

  7. I don't know who this vandy1 is, but he is taking my job and I do not apprecitate it!

     

    Anyway, this week is why players play, coaches coach, and why fans come to the game.  We have a small worry though.  I pose this question

     

    WHERE IS THE MUSTANG NATION?

     

    We had a poor showing this week and last week.  We need to do better if we want to advance.

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    Sounds like you and vandy1 ought to get together and duke it out. I'd pay to see that fight.

     

    Anyway, on to the matter at hand. I can't believe DL doesn't sell fish at their games. I mean come on. They are a Catholic school and should know that many practicing Catholics do not eat beef on Friday.

     

    I look forward to this game. It gives me chill bumps just thinking about the electricity that will be in the air. I am hearing that even a few coaching deserters, I mean former coaches, are coming back for this one. It'll be good to see Coach Arnold (as in Benedict).

  8. 6.  You want names?  I'll go down the TSSAA play-off program.  How long was Trey Coke at DL?  David Walker?  Anton Santiago?  Philip Jenkins?  David Abbas?  Ian Gilchrist?  Madison Taylor?  Oh forget it.  I'm sure you'll just explain all of them away.

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    You know way too much about those names to just randomly pick out a few from a program. You are right. Every one of them has a story. Remember, just because a kid changes schools it doesn't mean he was recruited. Do kids tranfer to and from other schools? As has been said before, this is an urban school issue, not a private school issue. Cities bring in families due to opportunities. Families have kids. Kids go to school. Philip Jenkins' dad preaches at a church (a Church of Christ, no less) next door to DL, so where do you think Philip would go? I could answer for each of these kids, but why waste my time?

  9. Affirmative sir! In addition to the definition of irony, I also know the definition of sarcasm, something you might be familiar with.

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    No, I'm being serious, do you know what irony means? If so, please tell me. (Just a little sarcasm.)

     

    Good luck to Hillin and his gang of Stangaroos.

  10. A power outage near Briley Parkway forced the PS2 Goodpasture/Lipscomb game to be suspended with 8:37 remaining in the 2nd quarter and the score tied at 5-5.  Lipscomb tied the game when Lipscomb's Chuck Ross had a 97 yard punt that bounced off of the head of Goodpasture's Chris Snoddy on the 3 yard line and went out of the back of the endzone.  Corey Redding, who can't decide which school he is actually associated with, said it was the most amazing kick he had seen since he saw Andy McWilliams kick 29 consecutive 50 yard field goals during pre-game before the Cougars hosted BGA in 1999.

     

    After a 1 hour wait, school officials actually watched the channel 2 future cast.  When they determined that the rain would end in middle Tennessee overnight, they decided to play the game at the regularly scheduled time of 7:00 on Friday night.

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    Good to have you back, Ted. We really missed you while you took your sabbatical from the ACLU to work with the Democratic Party (Go Kerry!). Maybe in a year or two you will receive that grant and be able to fulfill your lifelong dream and work with NAMBLA (visit NAMBLA's website). However, your time spent with your childhood idols (Jesse Jackson, Bob Kerrey, Al Gore, Michael Moore, Al Sharpton, et al) must have caused some memory loss.

     

    McWilliams' streak (known as the "The Streak" within the coaching fraternity, but not to be confused with Ray Stevens' song "The Streak") was actually 28, and not 29. He was going for #29 during pre-game when DL's bus arrived. When DL's Wally took the field, McWilliams' holder (who shall remain nameless, but his initials are JP) had his blood pressure sky-rocket and thus brought "The Streak" to a crashing hault. You see, JP, I mean the holder, saw Wally, got so angry that he saw red and pulled a Lucy on good ole Charlie Brown (aka McWilliams). The first thing that hit was the back of his head, and sadly, he wasn't wearing a pumpkin for a helmet. Snoddy charged the field, but to no avial. The Wah-Wah wagon had to be called, and "The Streak" was over.

     

    The moral of this story: Don't go cliff diving off bridges.

  11. Every week I go to h.s. football game.  I thought about going to see Riverdale and tape this game, BUT it sounds like I should see this LIVE.

     

    Any thoughts?

     

    One bad thing about seeing it on tape is you have to listen Blake Fulton.

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    Top 10 Reasons ot come to this game:

     

    10) Turner v. Rogers - 2 of the best going head-to-head

    9) McCadams v. Martin - 2 of the hardest heads going head-to-head

    8) Uniforms - 2 of the ugliest sets in the country going head-to-head

    7) Chuck Ross

    6) Chris Snoddy

    5) The "Cougar Meat" cheer

    4) mustvol's pre-game food

    3) Not having to hear Blake Fulton

    2) Both school's student section - it's electric

    1) 3 words: bagpipes, bagpipes, bagpipes (but get there early enou to hear them; ~5:30?)

  12. What?  I simply meant that this years Mustangs are good enough to win anywhere any time.  Not trying to be smart or anything.  Just a football knowit all.

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    Then say what you mean, son. We don't have time for metaphors and analogies on this board. That's like a bass calling a catfish a fish.

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    p.s  this Eddie Van Halan guy sounds bitter about something.  Did he want the head job at Goodpasture and not get it or something.  I guess both schools are glad he is not associated with them.

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    Why would I, Eddie Van Halen, the most prolific guitarist of all-time, want to coach at either one of those schools? (Please note that when ending a sentence that asks a question it is appropriate to use a ?. Do you understand.)

  14. What kind of comment is that?  Are you poking fun at our religion?

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    He's not poking fun at your religion, but rather your denomination. Oops, sorry, I didn't mean to say that. After all, the Churches of Christ are non-denominational. That's kind of like a bunch of people getting together and wearing T-shirts that say "We're not in a club".

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    First  of all, I took the pleasure of correcting some of your spelling and grammar errors.

     

      Also, I cannot understand why you are calling yourself a sincere high school football fan.  You don't even have a real coacht name.  You pose as an East Tennessean(the worst kind of Tennessean) and a 16 year old high school girl.  You got it man, what a comedic genius.  You may be the only person at DL that isn't hilarious.  But hey, whatever helps you sleep at night, man.

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    Wow. I cannot believe what I've been missing. I thought I could be low, but you guys have stooped to new lows for even me, the Wizard of the Ax.

     

    This game will be a good one, but DL will pull out the win at home b/c I guarantee you that their first-class trainer will have those Mustangs hydrated and cramp-free! Good luck to both teams. Both class programs.

  16. i think tyners coaching could be better they dont even use headsets

    Why would they use headsets? They are going to do what they do, period. They are not going to adjust, they are just going to beat you (or not). However, I have seen them make plenty of half-time adjustments through the years. They gave up a bunch of points and yards to Goodpasture last year in the first half and completely shut them down in the second half.

     

    I know of a lot of crappy programs that use headsets. They don't exaclty seem to be the recipe for success. Furthermore, most teams, good or bad, do not actually USE headsets, they simply WEAR headsets. There might be a little conversing, but often times not much is being relayed.

  17. A person born in America is an American..enough said. If you weren't born in the USA you're not an American how more simple could it be? It doesn't take the head cashier from Wal-Mart to figure that one out. Thats all that I have to say. I'm an American and proud of it. I don't care if you manage the 7eleven or get wicker baskets full of snakes for Christmas You're not an American unless you're born in America. You can become a legal American Citizen in 7 years but you're still not a American.... :rolleyes:

    But Apu is right, Wildcat02. You said "I was born in AMERICA though, so that makes you an American." There is some confusion here. Perhaps your arrogance is getting in the way of your own thinking. I am pleased to hear that you coach told you the "Seat Belt" school of thought. Seems like you're getting quite an education. You should major in ethnocentrism in college.

     

    As for Wildcat02., I don't think he's making fun of your name, nor do I think he desires to be like you, I think he is making fun OF YOU. Understandable, because you're a pretty easy target. Most arrogant Americans are.

  18. What coach wants a player on their team that can't move? Really it does not matter if you can squat a house if you can't move 6 inches to block someone.

    Amen, wardawg. That's exaclty what I'm trying to say. Strength coaches: who needs 'em? Great point.

     

    I agree w/ the posts on here that said games are won and lost in the off-season. Most of you guys are LOSING your games in the off-seaosn b/c you're lifting weights instead of doing something more worthwhile. I love seeing teams walk in w/ their undershirts on that say "300 lb. bench" or "200 lb. curl". I know right then that we're going to whip their butts. They spent all spring playing w/ dumbbells while we were out doing something beneficial.

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