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Ladies and Gentlemen, from the same mold as Vince Lombardi, and Confucious before him... It is my pleasure to introduce to you tigerman, provider of a football proverb so profound that it would make Vince, the Ol' Ball Coach, Herman Boone, Woody Widenhoffer, Lou Holtz, Danny O'Shea, Knute Rockne, Tom Landry, Bud Kilmer, Bill Walsh, Fat Phil, John McKay in 1976, and even Dick Butkus at Montour get butterflies inside from its inspirational appeal.

I assume you mean showing up at Reese Smith. If that is the case, trick points are awarded on a time scale: If you beat Chuck to the field: +230 If you get there in time to hear Amazing Grace bellowing from below the mustache: +40 If you get there in time to park in the main lot: That spot is your main reward. +7 If you arrive before or during the National Anthem: +3 If you arrive before kickoff: +1 If you get there before the student section gets there: -1 Because you're still late. If you get there after Elrod has scored one touchdown: -3 If you get there after Elrod has scored two touchdowns: -7 If you get there just in time to see the band at the half: -14 Once again, a scaled response. Trick points are dependent on number of posts and intelligence and/or overall contribution per post. A poster who attempts to talk about the game gets an average of 1 point per post. A poster who uses keyboard Ebonics or simply makes a ridiculous comment gets an average of -4 points. A poster who cyber-harasses one of the aforementioned ridiculous posters averages 6 points per cyber-jab. A simple visit results in 1 trick point per visit for Mustang fans and 1 point per page viewed for non-Mustangs +3 points for every 5 minutes you listen. Peter himself is awarded 45 points per broadcast.

... In honor of the Marshall County Tigers, I vote to have shadow poached. Strictly because I don't understand what he talks about. If he can't be poached, -14 Trick points.

...If you're in the jungle, you will be the only one there. You will also be the only one there with negative trick points. Minus 4 trick points.

12 trick points to the Goatfest guy!

... And they lived happily ever after. This post has been rated CoachT PG -- Suitable for most audiences. This is what CoachT is all about. It's more than a football forum, it's a place where we can come together and share those stories that play the most beautiful chords on the strings of our hearts. Here's to you Vandy1 and Mrs. Vandy1.

... If, hypothetically, I had alter egos, they would have been axed by CoachT during Alcoa week last year. That is only hypothetical. Vandy1, you think I need an entourage? A posse? A mob? A crew? A squad? You are mistaken my friend. I am a one man show. One man that occasionally has guest performers. This takes nothing away from those performers who choose to post alongside me. They are the Waylon Jennings to my Willie Nelson. So, what have we learned? Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. P.S. The fact that "Mr. B" posted between the time I started posting and the time I previewed my post, in no way helps my argument.

I have nothing of significance to say just yet. Just thought I'd drop in and raise the thread's intelligence level approximately 56%. Carry on.

Someone's suffering from a distinct lack of Christmas spirit. Vandy, we here in the Winter Wonderland that is CoachT.com have a message for you. [Altogether now] We wish you a merry Christmas! We wish you a merry Christmas! We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. Now the New Year is a ways away, but the Christmas spirit is wherever it is wanted, and I believe that it's making residence here at CoachT, at least for this week. Vandy1, Greenbrier, Catfish, and any other CoachTers out there, you're all invited to make the Christmas spirit your welcome guest, just as I and many others have. Pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum.

... Hark! Out of the 400 million Chinese who could care less about Mustang football, we found three kings who care enough to post on CoachT. Well, in the words of Timon and Pumbaa, the trio's down to two. Regardless, a win is a win, and there were three kings who follow(ed) DL football, Joy to the world!

Do you hear what I hear? Seems many seem to think the Mustangs will win this one. Fans, are you giving DL the go ahead to clear a space to Deck the halls with one more region championship? There's still a game to be played. But don't get me wrong, I'm taking the Stangs in this one as well. Fa la la la la la la la la.

... That may be, but if I recall, the Mustang Nation fell in the Krystal eating contest, which, so sadly, was not followed by a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer.

... Here we are as in olden days, Happy golden days of yore. Faithful friends who are dear to us, Gather near to us once more. Just can't shake the Greenbrier township from our threads. But hey, it's alright with me because, in the true Christmas spirit, everyone seems to be very cordial. So, welcome home Greenbrier, and have yourself a merry little Christmas now.

... Where the treetops glisten, and children listen to hear cowbells in the snow. Professor Gaither has inspired me: I will attempt what some might consider impossible, others improbable, and still others preposterous... My goal for the week is simply to use Christmas carols in all of my posts. So here's to the 'Stangs Thumpety Thump Thump, Thumpety Thump Thumping the Bobcats.

I'd like to throw a couple of names into the hat. When I first read this topic I thought it was humorous, but as I thought about it, there are in fact some posters that have had a tremendous impact on making me who I am today. I would like to take this time to commemorate these champions of composition: JettJuice27’ BeattleJuice27 .jettjuice27 From a different, but just as important aspect, ‘Lil Miss Piggy touched the hearts of many in and around the Greenbrier area. These are just a few of the bigger names, there are so many more of you that are worthy of an honor such as this. I thank you all for your contributions, and I thank you, the readers, for the opportunity to honor these few posters with this morsel of adoration.

So, I return to the CoachT boards, only to have to hunt my way through classifications to find this thread, and then what do I discover? We are graced with the presence of the Sultan of 3A football knowledge in Catfish-Hunter. I am impressed. I'm not downing the hunter's knowledge, but once the fish opens up a kool-aid stand, I only ask for a small cut of the profits.

...I'm Ron Burgundy?

lipscomb wins ...The preceding was a tribute to timbdp.

should be a great game

... Ol' Tim, you can always count on him to be on the cutting edge of sports betting. Way to go out on a limb yet again, Tim. Your deep, informed thoughts mean so much to everyone.

I don't have a dog in this fight, but I shall comment anyway. You say they were in the wrong "running up the score," and it's even worse because they are a Christian school. You are entitled to your opinion, but I don't think you should be entitled to come on a public message board and call someone out regarding their religion because they did something that is well within the rules of the game. It's football, someone is bound to get their feelings hurt about something, and somehow you decided to get offended by this, thanks for sharing.

... Is that a haiku or a limerick? It was a battle for 3 quarters. Goodpasture will be just fine in 2A this year until they hit Alcoa. This one was for Pat Sperduto.

Just a couple of questions... Where did you hear that Lipscomb thought they could totally shut down the Cougars? How balanced is that attack with Turner gone? I'd like to add that that's a purdy perdiction. In related news: Look for me on CSS. I'll be the one on the Goodpasture sideline with the partially tinted glasses on and wearing a headset with that big microphone on the end.

Thank you vandy1, and thank you curiousdave. I read up on his game "notes." So, for those of you thinking "What do I care about some guy's notes on a game?" The name Peter Powell's Game Notes is deceiving. It's not so much Peter Powell's game notes as it is Peter Powell's thesis on the existence of both teams involved, with articles examining the environment affecting each team, the number of points they score from each individual yardline (with subcategories for each hashmark), and any other shred of information you could possibly want to know without crossing some metaphorical line. So, Peter, if you're reading this, here's to you, holder of all high school football knowledge on a week-by-week basis. I am truly impressed.

Can I get the stats on this Peter Powell character? I'm looking for a back-of-a-Fleer-trading-card-style bio on him: Height__ Weight__ Position__ Bats__ Throws__ College__ Draft Position__ Experience: And perhaps a "Finest Moment" section: