BombSquad

…Thanks. …Again. …I’m going to be honest: You lost even the smart guy here. …I should have seen this coming. I guess I’ve been away from the game too long. The guy who makes 3 consecutive posts on the same thread and touts his post count. The one who says at one point, And then makes another comment exactly 2 minutes later. Rest easy, Boski, there is a light at the end of your message board tunnel. Of course, that light is about 13 Hooked on Phonics sessions away, but what matters is that it’s there. Maybe, if you threw in another exclamation point, bulldog would believe you. Maybe, if there was another smiley face figure of some kind, he would tear the blindfold away from his digital eyes to stare in amazement at the pure genius that lies in the comment: Perhaps you should be more concerned if you, a panther, lets a mustang bite you first. I apologize for not throwing any Chinese proverbs or Irish translations in this post. I figured basic sentence structure would be challenging enough for one post.

Well, fiddlesticks... I was really looking forward to some pattie cake. Rumor has it Lipscomb spent a majority of their off-week practicing their Patty Cake (South Nashville spelling). But before Maplewood posters get all excited because they just dropped the biggest information bomb of this young season, know this: Lipscomb coaches aren't new to the game. While they may focus on Patty Cake, you can be confident they prepared for some other possibilities: Peek-a-boo? Check. Hopscotch? Probably. Connect Four? Wouldn't Pete Rose against it. Red Light Green Light? Yes sir. Tag? Double Dutch? I Spy? Duck Duck Goose? Hide-and-Seek? I think you're catching on... 2A message board posters wouldn't, but surely you've gotten the point. Brett Favre watched film on my CoachT retirement...

One question: Does your Duke have a the ability to talk like the Duke in the Bush's Baked Beans commercials? Follow up question to the first: If so, does your dog like to eat baked beans? I sure hope it's alright that I replied to a post on a message board. I know I'm pushing my limits in society by doing so.

Is it just me, or was everybody getting a little feisty 30 minutes ago about wanting to talk football? We've made it all the way to the band... that's close. Keep it up, we'll be talking about football by the 3rd quarter of tonight's game.

The true measure of one's life comes down to a post count... I wish you would say the same thing again in another post so I could watch yours climb ever-higher.

You're right, Raider. I apologize. Let's shift gears... Anyone heard the latest news from the Leprechaun Football League? Last I heard the Half-Pints beat the Faeries on a goal-line stop. The Faeries came up a beard short. Too bad, they had a lot of potential. I guess the back-to-back LFL Championships the Half-Pints have won were no fluke. Oh, the taste of LFL victory, it's not only sweet, it's magically delicious.

...Could you run that by me one more time? This time use your words. Just curious - how many of your family members did you get to proof-read your username before you officially signed up? That's a lot of syllables for someone who can't even plagiarize correctly.

With today's economy, dividends are the best thing you could ask for. I mean, sure stock options look pretty, but they don't provide that reliable stream of income like a strong dividend.

The longsnapper is looking for an Amen... somebody give it to him. ...I know if I was looking to get in touch with someone, CoachT would be the first place I would look. Phone books are for the birds.

The Lipscomb Longsnapper Legacy may very well have started with the Silver Bullet himself... According to popular music of the time -- Bumpa2Bumpa -- all his pants were brown.

There was a vote... He beat out John McCain.

I'm no poser... Keep working to get that post count up... I hear if you just keep posting other people's comments again and again, you get CoachT trickpoints.

Assuming everything on CoachT to be fact, ol' Dave must have had really low metabolism and eaten a lot of hagas. This wikipedia-esque data leads me to wonder how one legendary leprechaun could be so influential on mankind. Since I discovered his impact on society, I have never listened to the bagpipes while using a modern day toilet the same as I once did.

Love the 2 exclamation points after not... that makes that one word almost as powerful as "Psych" was in the mid-1990's. Lipscomb's 5th graders are actually a feeder team for the Navy Midshipmen. As such, they run the triple option to perfection.

ahapplet, in order to have amassed the incredible amount of football knowledge you have, you must spend countless hours watching the sport. Therefore, I urge you to take to heart the words of Jeff Fisher in that commercial where he throws everyone's stuff into a garbage truck... get out and get in the game or something like that. However, it is wasteful to throw away all that stuff in the commercial, so let me encourage you to donate your computer's keyboard to Goodwill. On another note, how much fun is it to focus on the game on CoachT? Let me paraphrase: "Our team is better." "No we are better." I sure hope focusing on the game on a message board doesn't replace a barrel of monkeys in the phrase "More fun than a barrel of monkeys"