See, I told ya Butchie, it will sound like the Smokey Mountain Jamboree with all the banjos playing in the background. Ask how many dentists are in town. My guess is "0". But ask how many proctologists are in town and I'd bet several.
...to my knowledge, no proc's...but on the western end of tha county, I did notice a new Dr. wit a sign up , specializin in footamectomies, he sed he thought there mite be plenty of business with tha....pullin foot from mouth syndrome for folks travelin west after tha slaughter Fri Nite.
Wouldn't that be called an "ORTHOPODIATRIST"