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Hmmmmm……doe dee doe doe.  Last time I came up there to watch my pirates one of those guys in that pickup trucks flattened the tires on the lawnmower.  This is payback.  You can bet the lawnmower on that.

On 5/21/2024 at 10:37 AM, chs1984 said:

Brad Waggoner is a friend of mine, but I can’t argue with the facts. I do believe that the man can coach, as you don’t spend 3 years on an ACC staff, working for a coach as demanding as Paul Johnson, without being good. P.S.- Like your vernacular.

Doe dee doe doe…hmmmmmm….. one thing Wagoner is good at is taking selfies everyday.  Hmmmmm….doe dee doe doe…..  you can bet the lawnmower on that.

3 hours ago, chs1984 said:

Most definitely will not be Waggoner. He just accepted a job in Florida that he has had his eyes on for years. 

 

Hmmmmm doe dee doe doe.  Waggoner changes jobs faster than the lawn mower will run in fifth gear.  He will be out of Florida in next three years.  You can bet the lawnmower on that. 

11 hours ago, CaptainLongbeard said:

SP got two LV players?  They must not be very good. They just went 0-10 again. 

Doe dee doe doe…..hmmmmmmm one of those players can run faster than my lawnmower when I put it in 5th gear turbo.  You can bet the lawnmower on that. 

Hmmmmm……doe dee doe doe….i drove the lawnmower down to practice today…….hmmmm…… we got some new faces………. One can run faster than my lawnmower in fifth gear…… a few will be disappointed come November that they jumped ship and went down to that sewage facility……. You can bet the lawnmower on that. 

Hmmmmmm….. doe Dee doe doe.  I rode the lawnmower up through Jasper and they are saying the road to Chattanooga comes through Jasper this year.  You can bet the lawnmower on that. 

33 minutes ago, Southtowner said:

Anyone attended practice yet?

@OLD PIRATE ?

@pegleg ?

Anyone?

Doe deee doe doe…..I drove the lawnmower by yesterday and mowed the grass….hmmmmmm them boys were running plays…. You can bet the lawnmower on that…

Doe Dee doe doe…….hmmmmmmm.  It doesn’t matter who you get.  Our coach Stone has your number.  You can bet the lawnmower on that…hmmmmmm doe dee doe doe.

On 2/11/2024 at 7:58 AM, rlh said:

Maybe that Stone man can get those faux Pirates over at Boydie back on the schedule.

17 minutes ago, Southtowner said:

I wouldn't mind going back to the swamp someday.  

Hmmmmmm…. Doe Dee doe doe.  I would rather go play them other pirates than go down there in Alabama and play in that sewage line.  You can bet the lawnmower on that.  

4 hours ago, piratetom said:

Doe dee doe doe me boy….,… hmmmmmm we got rid of them across the state line cause of that sewer line running through and got better competition.  Hmmmmmmm you can bet the lawnmower on that.  

30 minutes ago, rlh said:

I hope SP doesn't get beat down to bad in back to back games.

Doe Dee doe doe….I’m glad we aren’t playing in Alabama on that sewer line.  If I tried to mow that green grass with my lawnmower it would get stuck…. Hmmmmmm you can bet the lawnmower on that.  

19 hours ago, oneyewilly said:

Chances are very slim that will ever happen. 

Doe dee doe doe….. that sewer line has that grass green but if I tried to mow it with my lawnmower it would get stuck.  You can bet the lawnmower on that.   Doe dee doe doe

16 hours ago, oneyewilly said:

He was close to a coach that recently was hired at NJ.  Best of luck to him 

Doe dee doe doe.  NJ will at best finish 3-4 in their region.  Hmmmm doe dee doe doe that will result in a first round loss from the playoffs.  You can bet the lawnmower on that. 

On 1/20/2024 at 5:18 PM, Indian said:

Lost one of those to NJ? An all-star game post from the other day popped up earlier. 

Hmmmmm doe dee doe doe… this one is a real noggin scratcher.  Can’t figure out why you would go to a school that your former team just beat 62-0 and won a championship. They are a very weak 4a team.  Hmmmmm doe dee doe doe.   That green grass has a big sewer line under it.  You can bet the lawnmower on that. 

Can't wait to play geenback. Geenback going to give us a good game . But my pirates will win. I will bet the lawnmower on that. doe me boy doe Dee doe doe doe.

I like to run over Roy's book with my lawn mower! I think he has been drinking that Ross mans purple kool aid! Hmmm hmmm doe me boy!!!

urjasper and a goat hmmmm hmmm doe me boy doe dee doe doe hmmm!!!

Hmmmm Hmmmm got to get my mower out hmmm may get my old mowing job back ! doe me boy doe dee doe doe...

Who is the AD a Marion

there's leadership all through this senior class and as far as the show boating they have fun b/c that's what's the games about & at the end of the day they know what it takes to win b/c they've done it since they were in little league its not a single year that they've been on their last year that they haven't won the championship welcome to the new age of the South Pittsburg Pirates...........Hixson and haters like Old Pirate has created a monster

Are you freaking kidding !!!Alot of great men along with great fans have put in many years of hard work to create the tradition that Sp has!!! Now you think that is all going to change because there are some players on this years team that act like a bunch of idiots and think its ok just to do whatever you want during a game or pratice..Guess what spguru that might be ok at in your house but not "IN OUR HOUSE" I can bet you that all the true SP fans that care about this program would rather see these players that act this way in the stands on friday night than on the field  even if it may cost SP a few games we would rather lose with class than win with trash. As far a leadership I havent seen any from this team ...running around yelling and cursing is not leadership ....and as far as show boating i don't have a problem with it if you can back it up with your actions .... but i havent seen much of that from this team yet ..... This team has the talent to go as far as they want to ....but the attitude they have I m surprised they can even get out of the locker room doors ....to many of this group thinks they are something special truth of the matter is they couldnt hold the jock strap of half the men that have wore the orange and black before them.....And for the most part this team has alot of great kids on it but when you have 3 or 4 that think they are rolex's and but perform like timex's running around acting the way they do it hurts the whole team ....This coaching staff will get it done one way or another......i hope that the few that are acting the way they are realize that isnt what PIRATE football is all about and lets get to playing and acting like THE REAL SP.......

Oh me boy pirate mike all I do is mow the grass doe dee doe doe doe .....this is a real mess I bet my good buddy ole don grider is looking down not likin the way Vic is letting our boat sink he better plug the ship with a smart hire or we all may be swimming and I can't swim doe dee doe doe doe hmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmm but all I can do is mow the grass and tell the other team they are number one ur jasper said something about stone and blansett being the coach that won't work either stone spends to much time singing at the Mexican rest and blansett stay on the golf course to much hmmmmm hmmmm hmmmm hmmmm doe me boy. But they better hire one fast this grass is about to start growing and I ain't doing it by myself my push mower will break down and I can't drive one of them zero turn mowers I would end up on the baseball field doe me boy h,mmmm hmmmm we have a big mess going on down there

Doe me boy hmmm don't know who the next coach will be but I won't mow the grass for just anyone .......doe dee doe doe .Vic was good coach boy going to be hard to find one like him hmmm hmmmm ..

Hey Roy I think they need to give that stone man a try hmmmm doe doe dee doe doe I promise you one thing no one cares more about that program than that stone man he is a workaholic and would give his all for South Pittsburg high School everyday And you can bet the lawn mower on that doe me boy hmmmmm

Hmmmm going to be good weather for some Pirate football doe dee doe doe ....but its going to be rough pulling the radio flyer up that big ole mountain hmmmmm glad i didn't have to push mow griders field this week so my legs will be rested up lord knows urjasper is not going to get out and help.....i say Pirates come out and play some good ball this week and put a smack down on Grundy Co. Hmmmmmm ole me boy ....But i bet grider dont have one runner that could keep up with me and ur jasper in the Radio Flyer coming down that big mountain doe me boy its going to be a fun ride home and YOU CAN BET THE LAWNMOWER ON THAT...

hmmmmm glad its finally football time again guess i better put the lawn mower up and get back to checkin these pirates out .... hope Grider keep his field looking good cause when our grass is cut good and short our boys run real fast on it ....hmmmmmm doe be boy Go Pirates....We will whoop up on Grundy High and you can bet the lawn mower on that hmmmmm

thats Weasle and Shakee Puddin with me they say they walked from Wayne County and brought their woman Shoo Booty (pictured) with them, i dont believe them cause they was barefooted i think they may be from JB hopin to see The Mighty Pirates go down cause they couldnt git er dun!!!!!! they say they gonna set with me and help me hold up my sangle wang sign tho... lets GO PIRATES n bustem up!!!! and please sumbody brang me a Harvey burger and brang Jimbo with yall!!!!! Sangle Wang!!!!!!!! Pirates by two scores!!!

HMMMMMM DOE MEE BOY BEEN ROUGH I JUST GOT MY INTERNET RE HOOKED UP IT ROUGH WHEN THE GRASS IS BROWN I CANT MAKE ANY MONEY MOWIN YARD AND MY COMPUTER BEEN CUT OFF...DOE DEE DOE DOE ...BUT I GOT IT RE CONNECTED... JUST IN TIME FOR THE BIG GAME HMMMMMM WELL IZ PROUD OF THEM PIRATES BOY THEY DONE DONE GOOD THIS YEAR PLAYED REAL HARD ....HMMMMM DOE DEE DOE DOE DOE HMMMMMM FIRST THEY WHOMPED THEM GRACE BOYS THE FIRST ROUND THEN PUT A WHOOPEIN OR GEENBACK AND COALFIELD...AND THEN THAT GAME LAST WEEK AT GORDERS VILLE DOE ME BOY THEM PEOPLE WERE LOUD MOUTHS NOT ALL THERE FANS SOME WHERE GOOD PEOPLE BUT I TOLD ALOT OF THEM THEY WERE NUMBER ONE IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY SEVERAL TIMES DURING THE GAME.....DOE DEE DOE DOE DOE HMMMM BUT AS FOR TOMORROW WAYNE CO IS GOTTA THEM A GOOD FOOTBALL TEAM BUT I SAY THE PIRATE SHIP ROLLS INTO COOKVILLE AND TAKES THE GOLD BALL AND YOU CAN BET THE LAWNMOWER ON THAT URJASPER I HOPE YOU DONT MEET UP WITH SOME OF THEM PEOPLE FROM WAYNE CO THAT MAKE THAT HOMEMADE WHISKEY OR YOU MIGHT BE WALKING LIKE PEGLEG AT THE GAME BUT AFTER ALL THESE LEAVES I VE RAKED THIS WEEK I M GOING TO HAVE TO FIND ROY AND DRINK ME A REDBULL DOE ME BOY HMMMMMMM GO PIRATES PIRATES PIRATES NUMBER ONE BOY.....