OLD PIRATE

Single is good if you have double threat TB/RB (lol). That Murfreesboro Circle Fly team won a title with it. Best of luck to GB.

How does yous remember the last blistering the Pirates handed them warriorettes? Jasper’s best moves were getting skeerd to avoid another blistering and canceling the rivalry & wearing black! YepReconSo

Well help my time! Old Pirate jest finished viddles @ the Farm House & listened to some Jasper kinfolkes talking about tithing and decided to come visit. Then the 1st post is a HEEP of mess. OP says theys a HEEP more truth needs remembering bout the multiple coaching & criminal infractions round the jailhouse that was worthy enough to be carried on ESPN.

Old Pirate says a feller @ the Farm House liars table talked about Jasper’s spring scrimmage earholing one of them south of the border teams. How come the Pirate ain’t had a spring game?

Old Pirate got asked bout gone players and new youngons @ the Jasper Hardee’s this morning. Figure OP would go sniffing around the Speedway. Only come to find the speedway vacant. Figure RD would describe that as lazy.

Well Help my time, Old Pirate gots on this hear coacht only to see a couple of them jailhouse kinfolkes comes a visiting and ain’t got a nary suitable thing bout Pirate schedule, jest off topic mess a Pirate feller don’t gives a spit bout reading. Recon most jailhouse fellers working a powerful hard to meet tithing expectations fer that Starky man’s bonus and planned statue to put at the entrance gate of Dave Baxter Stadium. Figure the kinfolkes musta finally got the Ross man’s tithing paid. Old Pirate says the Jailhouse kinfolkes better not pull that mess of not paying like they did on that Pruitt man. That Starky man will be real mad after he taught them warriors all he learned bout earholing from Captain Vick. YepReconSo. Leastways, Old Pirate headed fer south Mississippi bayous to feed some baby gators till more suitable weather. Congratulations to all the youngons selected Allstate.

OB, Old Pirate says, The Cherokee Nation deserve more than this mess. August hire is ridiculously stupid, Best of Luck to the faithful Fueders from GB.

Youngon, Old Pirate says a fellers gots to recognize pretenders from contenders! OP ain’t a feller that can’t identify both. Auburn was by War Eagle standards were awlful. The Vols only consistency was being inconsistent in one half or the other. The Vols offensive 1st half struggles early were the worst in 6 decades. The bottom line, the whole offensive unit needs some consistent play makers. Without a huge revamp, 25 will find the Vol followers resembling wishful pretenders, not serious contenders. BTW, OP ain’t a hater of the Vols, but certainly not a cult member of the Vols or the Tigers. OP follows the Vols closely and wish they could be true contenders and became a War Eagle fan cause they beat Bama far more often than the Vols do! Now if Bama falls, OP will hold the Skillet Slinger under the misiltoe fer a spell.

Old Pirate says a feller jest might outta stay clear of cousin’s tonic. Fer sure ain’t the earholing CF fellers looking forward to! NopeReconNot, unless yous a Vol Fan. Figure yous were flat on yous back by halftime of the Vols match up. Sure weren’t much of a fued. YepReconSo LOPAO

How about having this conversation now?? LOPAO . Old Pirate say’s Why not jest consolidate the whole state of Tennessee into 10 regions? 5 north regions W & E, then duplicate that south. Thata way, they’d be able to schedule neighboring states to help fill a schedule, then with a playoff system regions, conferences would eventually lead to State wide Consolidation & 1 STATE CHAMPIONSHIP! Then theys could be a Bowl Game against Auburn, Georgia or Alabama then the youngons left out of the Fueding, can become cheer leader fueders! OP would like the War Eagles chances of bringing home that bacon.

Old Pirate’s fued with the flu ain’t been a mercy rule but a victory. Old Pirate gots to wonder if the kinfolkes ever got that tithing fer the Ricky man paid off or if they’s jest another Pruitt type unpaid promotion? Leastways, the kinfolkes best get a tithing fer that Pirate trained Starkey man who did what ain’t been done around the Jailhouse fer the best part of three decades! Amazing results with a tad of Pirate bloodline, earhole training and burning a HEEP of Puke Purple. That Pirate Black proves jest how bad them kinfolkes have truly hated that Puke Purple. LOPAO, the truth has set the Jailhouse kinfolkes on a new path. The acquired Gold will pacify the natives fer a couple decades while the Rose Colored Glasses make a come back! YepReconSo Congratulations

Feller, Old Pirate says you must have the duty of keeping that Miller man’s balls dry. Or is yous jest his pole holder fer coaching attention? What in tarnation is that Miller man’s coaching record?

GOOD GAME KINFOLKES, CONGRADULATIONS

Old Pirate says congrats to Mase & staff for becoming the 24 State Champions, something to be very proud of. Congratulations to the young Pirates on their back to back trips to the Championship Game with only 4 seniors.