OLD PIRATE

Old Pirate met a feller @ a local eatery from New Jersey & now living up on Kimball Highlands. This new comer to the area had words of phrase fer the Pirates and the SP supporters and stated he hasn’t missed a home earholing game since his arrival 3 years ago and regularly follows basketball. The Skillet Slinger’s weekly visit to the TNTBSUS (TryingNotToBeSoUglyShop) fer you youngons usually is a great source of Pirate chatter. Obviously there is lots of interests in becoming part of The Speedway successes from track,baseball & football along with the youth football football. The New Jersey feller was really interested in the youth football program. Old Pirate did some digging & discovered SP youth football don’t even play in the valley anymore and has joined a larger organization in North Alabama. Leastways, SP sports is setting the bar higher, which is great fer all.

Dad dad Burnit OB, Old Pirate never seen this mess coming. Politicians can &?typically do create a mess. Sounds like the school system needs an overhaul. Regards to the true Cherokee supporters.

Old Pirates all over wondering about any off season scrimmages?

“Lack at the Top”, Old Pirate says Jasper has the swinging door coach syndrome. Every poor showing results in the ditching of Rose Colored Glasses. Jasper’s best coach in decades was Pruitt, a Legend below the border is based on success and consistency. Coach Starkey should do good, he was taught by Vic. Leastways, he got away from that Puke Purple! Figure coaching all that Puke Purple would surely cause nausea sometimes on Friday night. That should be applauded fer sure! LOPAO

You jailhouse kinfolkes is commical. Jasper could once make yous claim. But theys been a HEEP of moons since KC & the Sunshine Band. Has you kinfolkes started tything yet?

Last Old Pirate knowd, Jailhouse High needs to start tything to pay off the 30K uh for not playing not just once, But twice in the same year. Did you kinfolkes ever collect tithes to pay Pruitt what you owed him from his 1st tour round the Jailhouse? LOPWOAO

Whose Daddy is Marion? Old Pirate asking fer a friend.

LOPAO, Earholing the Warriors was always a joy, actually playing them became too many mercy rules.

LOPWOAO, Got Old Pirate a wondering, Jasper ain’t been Nobody’s daddy since KC jumped ship. Figure them Rose Colored glasses done been located again!

Old Pirate totally agrees! But them jailhouse high kinfolkes knowds this is last real chance fer a long spell. Figure all the eggs is in this group.

Old Pirate says Jailhouse High hasn’t had the physical ability to matchup in smash mouth Fueding in a long spell. They’ll need far more than they got to matchup physically. The Marion County Park Camp Ground is a nice addition, so who knows how many teepees will popup there?

Old Pirate says The Marion County Park is getting an upgrade, cause Jailhouse High needs addresses fer futeball players. Figure warriors likes teepees! YepReconSo! Old Pirate ain’t jest joking neither!

Fellers, Old Pirate ain't much of a bat toter fan, but heard tale bout coaches not having clue bout rules. Leastways, is them youngons done fer now?

Old Pirate drifted by practice last week with helmet & shoulder pads, is there in live scrimmaging scheduled this spring? Gots to be a HEEP youth with peach fuzz out there. YepReconSo

Old Pirate wondering if spring practice starts Monday?