FatFemaleInASinglet

Will do, BCB! Facebook me your cell bro! Not sure if it's the way I see you hug other men,,,or that skin tone and hair,,,,whatever it is,,,it's cannibalistic and I love it! Can't wait to tell you about my free ER visit last night,,,the ambulance ride was awesome,,,yet my idea to stop the bleeding with jumper-cables wasn't,,,you know what they say,,,,'when in Rome'...... FF,,,sends...

Haha,,,,so I head down to Atlanta a week ago for just a little Cosmetic Surgery. The funny part is after I get down to: Face Lifts* Liposuction* Hair Care* & Pain Management Clinic* of Midtown,,, I find out its buy one, get one free. Well,,,here's the question,,,I wonder if I'm paying with a Christmas Gift Card that all the guys and girls from work (my department) got me (to get some very minor, yet need adjustments),,,will I qualify for the get one free?! Must be Karma,,,I did! So,,,not only will I get a breast reduction,,,I get a free Liposuction, save one condition. Experimental suction between the ears (only free option, smart on their part when you think about it). Well,,,I know,,,at first you are thinking,,,what!? Me too,,,but after this extremely hot blonde assistant nurse receptionist explained the benefits and then added,,,heck,,,its free!,,,I was in. I could tell she knew once my breast became the size of a man,,,and the extra Adipose tissue from between my ears was removed(I didn't want to look stupid so I just smiled, but I'm pretty sure adipose is something that can't be seen with the human eye,,,and something I have very little of and or little to worry about),,,that I would be exactly the type of man she would want. To be honest,,,she had some manly features,,,which I really like...wicked cool when a woman looks like a dude. So where was I? Oh,,,,BCB is leaving Facebook? No way,,,,Coacht can afford to lose him,,,but not FB!!!! Please tell me MocMikeSuc,,,didn't run off "The Man"! So,,,,I got home today after a week at the out-patient clinic!? They removed the condom like head wrap and my breast popped back out,,,damnedest thing,,,they said they could try again and that it may take a couple visits to get my breast right,,,well,,,its a win win,,,because,,,,I still have boobs but now I have scars on my chest (like a man),,,and they got rid of all that Apidsoe Tisuse between my ears. Fixin to Google Adipose right now!!! So,,,I'm glad to hear BCB is staying on Coacht and if my nipples stop bleeding I will see ya'll at the Palace,,,can't be a triathlete and run marathons without a few bloody nipples,,,yall fit folks know what I'm saying FF,,,sends...

I have a feeling you are use to bad days and eat too much to deal with it!!! I feel your pain,,,been there/ still there...my passionate friend. Love you nervous energy and insecurity about your team,,,I can help you work through this/ fix this! Disclaimer: You can't hold Bray's jock-strap let alone match his knowledge,,,avoid trying to get too big,,,too fast,,,and all that implies.... FF,,,sends...

The Main Event! Coming out of retirement to right a serious wrong: CupCake VS. Forfeit Co-Main Event: BCB vs The home town hero- Fat asst coach

This board has succked all year and you want to dictate who says what?! I have a better idea (because the UFC idea will never work due to many health, fitness, IQ, my-face-is-too-pretty and lack-of-guts issues among one of the key daddies ,,,lets have a Biggest Loser contest?!,,,,That way guys like me have a real shot at a trophy and feeling like a winner,,,my mental health professional advised me to stop acting and dressing like a 16 year old rapper,,,ya'll know how I roll,,,, not going to happen as long as the 'BIG and not tall at all' store keeps selling what I look best in,,,you feel me rickybobby??? FF,,,sends...

Easy there back-seat beer-baby!!! Fat and Singlets go hand-in-hand with Pics and Boys,,, in my neck of the woods! Anytime my green (great hair and skin) friend!!! When its over I will toss little rabbits from my singlet in Victory,,,,,,That just happened....... FF,,,sends...