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i agree with bottomline i think that zach wright is the best player on lewis counties defence he is the most aggressive player on the field and goes all out every down im not takeing anything away from clay who is a fine athelete but i do not feel that he has an impact every down such as zach does yea he has scored 4 td's for us and many ppl might say that lewis county would have lost to richland with out those td's but also zach didnt play that game so i dont guess we will ever know what kind of impact those int's would have really had if he had been playin b/c of the inexperience at the line backer position during that game

hey buddies it me your local tennis pro i was at da tennis match for the doubles i didnt really pay attention but i did notice that the two mexican twins mom threatened a lewis county baseball player and told him and i quote "you better watch your back" the tennis courts are not the place to settle domestic desputes and i feel as though the two mexican twins should be punished for their parrents outburst i did not fell as though she handled the situation in a proper manner im so disgusted im out

tody the lewis county tennis team made the treck to skummertown and didnt exactly clean house but landon carrol won his singls match nick mcclain lost to a big fat dude b/c his legs were so bright that nick couldnt see the vollies johnny shoeski lost to a little kid that was really skinny but johnny beat him up after the match landon and nick lost to the fat and little skinny dude in doubles but that doesnt count b/c skummertown steals water from the buffalo and we will have our revenge the mascott is commin out for the thursday tennis match at home (weather permitting) well your local tennis pro must move on so util next time keep it pimpin

HEY EVERY ONE ITS ME YOUR LOCAL TENNIS PRO TONIGHT WE MADE THE TRECK TO COLUMBIA ACADAMY FOR A FINE SHOW IF I DO SAY SO MY SELF. JOHNNY SHOESKI WON HIS MATCH AND PICKED OFF A PIGEON. NICK MCCLAIN ALSO WON HIS MATCH OVER CARROT TOP. LANDON CARROL WON OVER SOME OTHER DUDE. THE BEST MATCH OF THE NIGHT WAS SHANNON AND STEPHANIE PLAYING DOUBLES. THE MATCH WAS FIERCE STEPHANIE WOULD SERVE RITE INTO THE NET THEN SHANNON WOULD HIT ONE OVER THE NET AND YOU WOULD THINK THAT SHE WON WIMBOLDON BY THE WAY SHE STRUTTED ACROSS THE COURT LIKE A TENNESSEE WALKING HORSE THE ONE HOT GIRL FROM CA IN THE "CA 2003" SHIRT PUT THE MATCH AWAY AND SHANNON AND STEPHANIE WALKED OFF OF THE COURT IN DISGUST HA HA HA THEY ARE HORRIBLE!!! UNTIL NEXT TIME thumb

yea i have been weighting for someone to finally stand up and speak their mind on this subject this is a family thread and that dudumonagain is on here talking all kinds of trash as you kids call it these days all it does is make you look stupid and more importantly your school look stupid so cut it out guys and talk about real topics please

HEY DISH IS WICK I IS TAKIN OUT DA GARBAGE AT KELSIES TRYIN 2 MAKE SOME MONIE 4 MY KIDS. U JUST LEAVE ME A MESSAGE AND I GET BACK TO U THANKS BYE...

HELLO EVERY ONE THERE HAS BEEN MORE THAN A FAIR SHARE OF RAIN IN THE PAST DAY OR SO. DUE TO THIS FACT THE TENNIS PROGRAM HAS BEEN MOOVING PRETTY SLOW. ON MONDAY ALL OF THE TP NATION WILL BE MAKING THE TRIP TO CA NO NO NO THAT DOESNT STAND 4 CALIFORNIA IT IS COLUMBIA ACADAMY. WE HOPE TO SEE UTTER DOMINATION AT THIS MATCH OR THE TP NATION WILL POSSIBLY FOLD DUE TO BOARDUM. 2 DAY WAS A JOYAS DAY IN LC TENNIS THE MASCOTT IS BACK ON THE ROAD. RIGHCHEAS SKOOTER IS BACK IN ACTION AND ALMOST AS GOOD AS NEW I WAS BREAKING IT BACK IN AND WRECKED VISHOUSLY AND CUT MY PANTS AND SKINNED MY KNEE BUT IT IS OK AND IT WILL BE AT THE NEXT HOME MATCH AND LEWIS COUNTY WILL DOMINATE WITH NICK AND LANDON AND SHOESKI LEADING THE WAY AND BRYAN MA CAN IS OVER RATED YEA I SAID IT OVERRRRRRRRRRRRATED

Stephanie and Shannon are reported to wanting to challenge Brooke and the Mexican for their seeds.. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE I READ IT AND FELL OUT OF MY SEAT THEN I GOT BACK IN IT AND FELL OUT AGAIN B/C I WAS LAUGHIN SO HARD I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE THAT NEITHER SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEPHANIE OR SHAINON COULD TAKE NE ONES SPOT ONE NE THING UNLESS YOU WERE CHOPPIN WOOD AND HOLDING YOUR NOSE AT THE SAME TIME HA HA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HAH HA HA HAH AH AH AH A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A HA HAHA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HAH HA HA HAH AH AH AH A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A HA HAHA HA HA HA HAH HA HA HA HAH HA HA HAH AH AH AH A HA HA

805 161 THIS THREAD IS HORRIBLE WITHOUT THE LOCAL TENNIS PRO INVOLVED IN IT IT WILL NOT GET OFF OF THE GROUND THE LAST THEAD I STARTED HAS RECIEVED 805 HITS WHILE YOURS HAS BARLY GOTTEN OVER 150 BUT NE WAYS THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT ALL THERE IS TO SAY IS THAT JOHNNY SHOESKI IS PUTTIN A BEATING ON EVERY ONE HE IS TAKING NO PRISONERS HE HAS NOT BEEN DEFETED IN A SINGLES MATCH THUS FAR THIS YEAR IM VERRY PROUD OF YOU JOHNNY AND KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK IN RELATED NEWS JOHN LAWSON KILLED A TRUKEY AND IT WAS BIGGER THAN HIS ROOM MATE THAT SHAL REMAIN NAMELESS ALTHOUGH IT IS REPORTED THAT HIS ROOM MATE'S WAS "THICKER" AS "JL'' WOULD SAY

YES EVERYONE ITS ME THE LOCAL TENNIS PRO AND I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE STARTING A NEW THREAD. BUT NE WAYS I THINK YALL SHOULD KEEP IT ON SUBJECT BEFORE "REDBARRON" SHUTS U DOWN I HOPE HE DOES HA HA GET EM REDBARRON!!!!!!!!!!

thumb HEY EVERYONE YEP ITS ME THE LOCAL TENNIS PRO. IM SORRY TO HEAR THAT TITO IS MAD ABOUT THE POST IVE BEEN MAKING BUT IM TRYIN TO GIVE EVERYONE HERE ON COACH T A FULL REPORT ON LEWIS COUNTY TENNIS AND SINCE SHE IS ON THE TEAM I HAVE TO REPORT ABOUT HER NO MATTER HOW GOOD OR BAD IT IS. THIS WEEK LEWIS COUNTY IS OUT FOR SPRING BREAK BUT THAT DOESNT MEANT THAT TENNIS HAS COME TO A GRINDING HAULT NICK "I SWING MY RACKET" MCCLAIN AND JOHNNY "I HIT MY SWITCHES" SHOESKI WERE SPOTTED AT THE COURTS POUNDING OUT SOME MATCHES YESTERDAY JUST TRYING TO STAY SHARP AND ON TOP OF THEIR GAMES ALSO IM GLAD TO REPORT THAT IS WAS NOT IN FACT THE LEWIS COUNTY TENNIS PLAYERS THAT CUT DOWN THAT POWER LINE IN QUESTION IT WAS IN FACT SOME ONE GOING BY "WICK DA WOOFE" TENNIS MATCHES WILL KICK BACK UP NEXT WEEK WITH ONE HOME MATCH AND ONE AWAY MATCH DURING THE WEEK UNTIL NEXT TIME THIS IS YOUR LOCAL TENNIS PRO SIGNING OUT

hey everyone its me your local tennis pro back again for another exciting post on tennis only no shananagans such as "T-P-NATIONS" or skooters. I have been on vacation in r-kansas for the past two days and i have heard some disturbing news about our tennis team. Three team members were aledigily commencing in a act of terror on the community. The preliminary reporty are that the players went camping and supposably cut down some powerlines on Nicks road (this does not mean that he was involved in any of these acts and then again it doesnt mean that he wasnt) The local law inforcment agents Shane and Larry were on the scene and still have the case under tight lips. If this is true then it could spell bad news for the lewis county tennis program. It has been reported that the number (im not sure what number seed they are) and john "jl'' lawson was not there at any point in time b/c he has no curfew and he was out partaying it up with his chaparones the culbersons. Our prayers go out to these young men and there fanilies in this time and also poppy jackson also i cant believe that tito beat anyone

I have learned of a new training method that the tennis players have implemented into their schedual. Landon and Nick along with t-p-nation president Rob and vice pres Rob-e were spotted walking a lap. This means that they "power walked" from spitzers all the way to "mackdonnalds" and back to spitzers this little vinture was a woping 2.7 miles round trip. We have found that this builds the endurance of our players dramaticly. In other news Johnny ''superfly'' Shoeski was pulled over this weekend he recieved a citation and a slap on the rist. Thursday is our first home match i hope every one joins us at lewis county high so support our team thank you and god bless

WOW YOU HAVE ONE TRUCK WITH BAGS AND ANOTHER WITH SUPERSWAMPER TIRES. THAT IS REALLY SOMTING TO BRAG ABOUT OH YEA YOU CANT FORGET BRETT PERRY'S RIDE IT ERKED A TIRED 2 DAY WOOOO HOOOOO AND YOU ARE CORRECT THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER CARLOS

THROUGH MANY OF MY RELIABLE SOURCES I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT IT WAS IN FACT SE SE SE SE SE SEAT BELT GUY THAT WAS YELLING THOSE THINGS AT JOHN "JL" LAWSON. SO MY SELF DUDUMONAGAIN, PHYICOPANTHER AND SHOESKI FOLLOWWED HIM AROUND TOWN TONIGHT AN AN AN AN AND WE SE SE SE SE SETTLED TH TH TH TH THE PR PR PR PR PROBLEM. WE CANNOT ALLOW THERE TO BE ANY DISTRACTIONS FOR OUR PLAYERS I WANT THE PRACTICE SESSIONS TO BE PEACEFUL AND SAFE. AND YES WILL WILL DOMINATE THE MATCH THURSDAY AND GOOD LUCK ON THOSE CHAPED LIPS MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT KISSIN SO MUCH......................NVR MIND LOL

HEY PAPPY WHAT DO U MEAN BY A TEAM OF VEHICLES

HEY FOLKS ITS ME YEP WELL I SHOULDNT EVEN HAVE TO TELL YOU WHO THIS IS BY NOW. IM GLAD TO HEAR FROM PAPPY JACKSON. ITS GREAT THAT WE HAVE HIM SUPPORT. I DIDNT GET TO MAKE IT TO TENNIS PRACTICE I WAS HELD UP AT A FTPA MEETING. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT KNOW FTPA IS FUTURE TENNIS PLAYERS OF AMERICA. THIS AFTERNOON WE VOTED ON OUR UNIFORMES FOR THIS UPCOMMING SEASON. THE BOYS WILL WEAR SHIRTS AND SHORTS OR PANTS WHICH EVER THEY PREFER AND "TENNIS" SHOES. THE LADIES WILL WEAR SHIRTS AND SKIRTS OR PANTS WITH "TENNIS" SHOES ALSO. ALTHOUGH I DID GET A REPORT FROM ONE OF MY INSIDERS IS THAT JOHNNY "SUPER FLY" SHOESKI BROKE HIS RACKET OVER HIS KNEE AFTER BEING BEATEN BY LANDON CARROLL. IF YOU ASK ME THIS SOUNDS A LITTLE EXTREME SO BRYAN MA-CAN ESCORTED HIM OFF OF THE COURT AND SENT HIM ON HIS WAY FOR THE DAY PAPPY JACKSON WILL NOT BE PLEASED BY THIS WELL UNTIL NEXT TIME PEACE thumb

HERES THE SCHEDUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO EXCITED MARCH 15 AT LORETTO 330 MARCH 17 COLLINWOOD MARCH 28 AT CILES CO. MARCH 31 FAIRVIEW APRIL 4 AT PAGE APRIL 7 AT MARSHALL CO. APRIL 11 AT C.A. APRIL 12 AT SUMMERTOWN APRIL 14 COLLINWOOD APRIL 18 MT. PLEAASANT APRIL 25 C.A. APRIL 28 SUMMERTOWN MAY 2 PAGE MAY AT MT. PLEASANT I FIGURE WE WILL DOMINATE 12 OUT OF THE 14 MATCHES WITH OUR FLEET OF TENNIS PROS WITH THE COACHING OF PAPPY JACKSON AND THE CHEERING OF THE T-P-PIT YEA ROCK ON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL I DISAGREE WITH YOU ON THAT ONE SHOESKI I THINK EVERYONE THAT WON TODAY SHOULD HAVE WON. BRETT HAS REALLY MADE GOOD PROGRESS WITH HIS GAME AND IS BECOMMING ONE OF THE BEST PLAYERS ON THE TEAM FROM WHAT I CAN SEE. LANDON ALSO DESERVES CREDIT HE CAN SLING A RACKET WITH THE BEST OF EM'. JOSH HEAD HE IS THE SLEEPER OF THE GROUP. HE IS THE ONE WHO IS GOING TO REALLY SHINE WHEN THE SEASON STARTS AND THE PRESSURE IS ON. IM LOOKING FORWARD TO A GREAT SEASON AND MANY MANY WINS ILL TRY TO GET ALL OF THE FANS A SCHEDUAL ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ACTUALLY A SKOOTER ON THE BACK OF A TRUCK DOES HAVE SOMTHING TO DO WITH TENNIS B/C IT WAS AT TENNIS PRACTICE IT IS GOING TO BE OUR "MASKOT" FOR THE TENNIS TEAM SO I WAS KEEPING IT ON SUBJECT

HEY GUYS YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS YEP ITS THE LOCAL TENNIS PRO!! TODAYS PRACTICE WAS A HUMM-DINGER JOHN "SUPERMAN" DAWSON WAS PUTTIN IT ON EVERY BODY THIS AFTERNOON HE HAD THIS SHIRT ON I WOULD SAY IT WAS ABOUT A 2X BUT HE LOOKED LIKE A PRO IN IT. ALTHOUGH THER WAS ONE THING I DIDNT NOT APPROVE OF IS I HEARD SOME KIDS BOOING AND CHANTING THINGS AT JOHN WHILE HE WAS TRYING TO PLAY THAT IS VERRY RUDE IF YOU ASK ME AND DISRESPECTFUL. NOW ON A SUBJECT MANY OF YOU ARE NOT USED TO HEARING ME TALK ABOUT IS LADIES TENNIS. TODAY TITO THE FAT HAWIAN WAS SPOTTED WEARING A SKORT I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS NEITHER BUT IT WASNT PRETTY FOR FUTURE REPRENCES PUT ON SOME PANTS. I HAVE BEEN WEARING LANDON CARROLS DOUBLES HAT AROUND TODAY AND I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT I ONLY GOT MOBBED BY 12 GIRLS THINKIN I WAS KENNY CHESNEY THANK YOU LANDON WELL UNTIL NEXT TIME PEACE OUT thumb

THE TENNIS PRO IS OPPEN FOR SUGGESTIONS AT ANY POINT IN TIME I GUESS ALL OF THE TENNIS PLAYERS HAVE DATES EXCEPT FOR THE STUPID FRESHMAN !!!!!!! HA HA HELP PLEASE

THANK YOU FOR THE COMPLEMET DUDUHEAD....IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE THAT WANTS TO GO 2 PROM WITH ME????????? ANY BODY

YES GUYS AND GALS ITS ME YOUR LOCAL TENNIS ANALYST IS IN THE HIZZY!!! TENNIS PRACTICE WAS A FINE ONE THIS AFTERNOON ALTHOUGH IT WAS BITTERLY COLD. SENIOR JACKSON PUT TOGETHER A FINE CLINIC TODAY I WAS VERRY IMPRESSED. I WAS DISAPOINTED THOUGH TO SEE BRIAN MA-CAN LEAVING JUST AS I WAS PULLING UP HE INFORMED ME THAT HE WAS SUMMONDED TO WORK. YOU HAVE TO RESPECT THAT. (HE HAD JUST COMBED HIS HAIR SO IT WAS PRETTY SPANK) (SPANK MEANING GOOD) ( JUST MADE THAT UP) THE MAIN ATTRACTION WAS NICK AND LANDON IN DOUBLES ALTHOUGH IT WAS A BLOW OUT AS YOU HAVE ALREADY HEARD IT WAS A GOOD SHOW NONE THE LESS. ALSO WE HAD 2 AMATURES PLAY STEVE PETE AND ROB-E BARTOSKIE THIS MATCH WAS MORE LIKE 2 BEACHED WHALES FIGHTING OVER A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWITCH THATS JUST ABOUT IT SO UNTIL NEXT TIME thumb AND I ALSO SPOTTED A SKOOTER IN A TRUCK IF YOU HAVE ANY INFO ON WHOS IT IS LET ME KNOW I NEED ONE LOL OH NVR MIND IT WAS MINE HA HA HA HA HA HA

HEY BUDDIES IM BACK AND I AM SAD TO REPORT THAT TENNIS PRACTICE WAS CANCELED TODAY DUE TO INCLAMATE WEATHER. HOWEVER A FEW BRAVE ALTHOUGH STUPID FRESHMAN BRAVED THE WEATHER AND PRACTICED ANYWAY. ANDALINE (NOT ACTUALLY HOW U SPELL HER NAME BUT WHO CARES?) LANDON CARROL WAS SPOTTED HANGING OUT WITH ALL OF THE COOL CATS THIS AFTER NOON HE WAS SEEN SUPERVISING SOME ONE RIDING A SKOOTER AROUND SPITZERS. NICK MCCLAIN WAS ALSO SPOTTED AT MACK-DONNALDS SPORTING A COWBOY/KENNY CHESNEY HAT OR WHAT EVER YOU CALL IT. WELL FOLKS THATS ALL OF THE INFO I HAVE FOR YOU 2 NIGHT SO ILL CHECK BACK WITH YOU LATER PEACE