While I am not an alumnus of CPA, or parent, I do have multiple connections there. The old lady graduated from there decades ago (BC Days) so I married into it.
The ultimate connection of course is through the blood of Jesus.
I'm from Knoxville originally and have a buddy that teaches up there at Alcoa high school. Also know of an assistant coach as well.
Popular sentiment is Rankin is a giant butt head (I repented this morning so I'll keep it classy).
-Armor