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Let us digest the following information: 1) Dyer County has had one winning season in the last six years 2) Henry County is.........HENRY COUNTY (out of Dyer County's league) 3) Henry County beat them by 48 last year 4) This YANKER believes the HC offense is better than a year ago 5) This YANKER believes the HC defense is better than a year ago 6) You believe it will be a 28 point spread and this YANKER believes it will be a 63 point spread.......we will see who is closer 7) You and your smart alec tone may be correct...but this YANKER is never wrong 8) There is but a single YANKER 9) I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER 10) And you should never forget that!

The words "wrong" and YANKER do not go together!!!!! You pick a score and we will see who is closer!!!!!!! And in case you were not aware.....................................I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!

You are correct my Swarmering friend ... I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!

This YANKER says that this IS a pushover...a laugher...a joke!!!!! I have little to say about this game other than the score.........HC 63 - DC 0!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!

The YANKER is here!!! The YANKER is here!!! This game is an easy one to pick after HC beat a great Haywood team and Beech beat a poor WC team. Beech is only fair and this is the best HC team in years. Henrylanders have no fear....your YANKER is here. The score will not be close.......HC 35 - Beech 7! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!! LONG LIVE THE LEGENDARY YANKER!!!!!!!

It's the YEAR OF THE YANKER!!!!!! Relax Henrylanders....your YANKER is here!!!!!! The Tomcats may have won last year in Brownsville but that will NOT be the case in Henryland!!!!!!! HC will have too much offensive firepower for the Tomcats....the score that the world is braced to hear is as follows..........................HC 28 - Haywood County 13 !!!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!! LONG LIVE YOUR YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE LEGENDARY YANKER!!!!!!!

It's the YEAR OF THE YANKER!!!!! Relax Henrylanders...your YANKER is here!!!!!!! The Tomcats may have won last year in Brownsville but that will NOT be the case in Henryland!!!!!!! HC will have too much offensive firepower for the Tomcats.......the score that the world is braced to hear is as follows.......................HC 28 - Haywood County 13 !!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!! LONG LIVE YOUR YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE LEGENDARY YANKER!!!!!!!

This YANKER hates to hear that but it will not matter tonight. This is the easiest path to the semifinals that this YANKER could imagine. The Henrylanders will not be tested tonight.....running clock in the third quarter. HC can win by as much as they want. The score shall be.......HC 55 - Brighton 14! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

This YANKER is happy to report that there is life in Henryland...it is a very limited amount of life,,,but life nonetheless! Let us get directly to the point...this beloved and admired YANKER thinks that will be no contest! Munford CANNOT play with the likes of HC....therefore....the score tonight shall be......HC 38 - Munford 14! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

This serious YANKER wishes to pay his respects to Coach James Counce Sr. I am very sorry about his passing and my prayers are with James Counce Jr and his family. That being said.....there is still a game to be played. I am a little concerned about the meaning behind the ominous post from PeriodicPoster....so my prediction may be a bit off, if he is actually on to something. So Henryland...without the knowledge of what the PP post meant, this YANKER says this score shall be.....HC 45 - Ridgeway 20! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

Henryland has disappeared! Henryland is a ghost town! Has North Korea detonated a hydrogen bomb on Henryland??????? Henrylanders.....where are you? Has anyone survived the nuclear blast and radioactive fallout??????? Did Team Mom survive??? Did the imbecilic "anti-prophet" survive???? What about the young, immature, and fledgling 'Cephus????? If ANYONE is left in the barren wasteland once known as Paris, TN (Henry County)....here is your score.......HC 62 - NW 14..........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY "DISGRUNTLED" YANKER.......and disgruntled I am!!!!!!! What is the problem in Henryland????? This dismayed YANKER has no idea what is going on in Henryland or how to fix it. Apathy has set in with the fan base....in the words of the resident imbecile in Henryland..."the demise has began." Henrylanders are victims of their own success. They have little energy...they need vitamins and a pulse! For those still alive in Henryland and who care at all, the score tonight will be.....HC 38 - NE 21. I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

This bothered YANKER is dismayed about the inactivity on this thread! What is wrong with Henryland? This YANKER had contemplated not posting but I had a change of heart. The score (if anyone in Henryland cares) will be HC 45 - WC 14. I AM THE WORLD’S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

This YANKER stands corrected. Germantown must have played a tougher schedule than this YANKER thought. I apologize for doubting how good Germantown actually was...this YANKER now knows better! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

This Germantown team will not be winning a gold ball this year. Memphis football is good...but Germantown is not one of the best teams in Memphis...despite their record. This is NOT Whitehaven that HC is about to play!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!!

This YANKER just does not believe they have played the schedule that HC has played and the result tonight should illustrate that.

Wake up Henrylanders!!! Your YANKER is here!!!!!!! Why are you on page two????? Why has Henryland lost interest??? Germantown has played a weak schedule and HC will easily be the best team they have played!!! This will be no contest because while they are good in Memphis...they are not in the same league as HC!!! The score shall be......................HC 35 - Germantown 14!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!

This YANKER appreciates the activity my "RedderinglySwarmerring4Lifeless" Wonder!!!! I AM THE ONLY YANKER IN THE GALAXY!!!!!!!

Have no fear...your YANKER is here!!!!!!! Very little activity for the second week in a row...the YANKER does not understand or appreciate such inactivity! We may need to revive ghosts of the past...Team Mom...the ignorant "Anti-Prophet"! This game will be a laugher.......HC 55 - Kenwood 7! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!! I AM THE YANKER FOR ALL OF MANKIND!!!! I AM THE YANKER FOR THE AGES!!!!!!

The YANKER needs to pump some life into Henryland! It doesn't matter who HC is playing.....WAKE UP!!!!!!! The YANKER has the following score.....HC 62 - CHS 7! THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE YANKER! I AM THE ONLY LIVING YANKER IN THIS WORLD! I AM THE LEGENDARY YANKER!!!!!!!

Who cares about Sonny Moore when you have the world famous YANKER??????? This YANKER will give you a score that will relax the Henryland faithful. I have never cared for Liberty (for obvious reasons) and sometimes I predict with my heart rather than my head, where Liberty is concerned. But this prediction also includes my head....... HC 35 - Liberty 14!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!! Do NOT ever disrespect this YANKER by mentioning Sonny Moore again!!!!!!! When you have this YANKER...who needs Sonny Moore???? I AM THE LEGENDARY YANKER!!! I AM THE ONLY YANKER YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!!!!

I am a very dismayed YANKER.....HC loses a couple of games and no one in Henryland has any interest in a specific thread for this game????? Someone please explain. Has Team Mom returned? Is the anti-prophet running Henryland? Has the demise BEGAN???? All of you Henrylanders need to stop feeling sorry for yourselves and get to talking about HC Football !!!! The score tonight shall be.....................................................................................HC 38 - Dyer County 7! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

Have no fear Henrylanders....your YANKER is here! I have no idea why HC would agree to play at AP when they have the great atmosphere at Henryland Stadium....but no way HC loses two in a row! The score all of Henryland awaits is..........HC 30 - Beech 21!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!! I AM THE YANKER OF ALL YANKERS!!!! I AM THE OFFICIAL YANKER OF HENRYLAND!!!!

Have no fear....your incomparable YANKER is here!!! Do not buy in to all of this "Haywood is great" talk...they have not played HC yet. This game has an outcome that has already been decided by this AMAZING YANKER.......the score that all of Henryland awaits is as follows.......HC 37 - Haywood 22.....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!! I AM THE YANKER OF ALL YANKERS!!!! I AM THE LEGENDARY YANKER!!!! I AM THE ONLY YANKER YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!! I AM THE BRILLIANT AND GENIUS YANKER!!!!!

The world's only living YANKER is checking in on my HC friends in a rare offseason visit. This is a boring thread without your YANKER being a regular guest. Where is the stupid (that is a compliment for him) anti-prophet? Where is his intellectual equal....Team Mom? What has happened to this thread? We need to pick things up on here. I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!