Tushhog72

his last one was what?....62 yrds??

NOOOOOOOO...7'6" , 295 LBS...RUNS 40 IN 3.2...EATS CHARCOALS(while they red hot)...SPITS FIREBALLS, F*&TS LITENING BOLTS...these are his less notable skills

Is he any kin to tha .....ZEE TRAIN....if so tell him to be sure an not make the same mistake as Zee did an leave his coal car at the field house

Not only do we have a big ole trophy case...we got an Ark of tha Ten Plays that we carry around in our travels for domination...more on this when tushhog got time to meditate...

Ohhhh Crackers!!...now I gotta go move my meth/crack house agin....

Why??....did you drop the soap....agin?

..another Philistine unbeliever camp to proselyte...

As it was in the days of old..when ole Joshua an tha chillen of Israel encircled that Philistine city of Jericho, an walked around it 7 times makin all them horns blow on tha 7th trip, an them walls comin crashin down around they ears. So it was in tha days of new...when Coach Creasy an them Yeller Jacket chillen encircled them Philistine goats an they graven image. When they had run tha 11 plagues on'em for 4 qtrs, an shook tha ten plays book at that graven image...their walls came crashin down round'em. Ther was screamin n hollerin n gnashin of tha goats gums, cuz them yeller jackets had knocked all ther toofs out. Tha graven Image had become a silence uv tha lambs, & tha Trous-goterdunnnnnnn rock had been broken down to become ah place for Sasquatch to take a break. ~so let it be written...so let it be dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn~

-1...that's know as fraternizin wit tha sweatervests..but we might give him ah spell to test his mettle

WHAT?!?!?!? SOLD YOU AH PIECE?!?!?!?!?...-1...ok cujo, price goes up nex time..hope you got premium price for that

On a more serious note , which is rare from tushhogs. A big shout out to all the new & renewed acquaintances last night, it was good putting some faces to names and meeting t'ers. Raven, for a sweatervestboy you are ok in my book, but always remember, you ain't but one post away from bein ah toof fairy . Pujo, good seein you agin, and meetin some of tha clan. As an honorary citizen Of Taylor's Landing one of your many perks are that you have a life time of free access to our boatramp..lol...and one bag a year of my world class jerky...more will come as your status climbs. We saw a game of Biblical proportions last night, 2 good teams hashed it out on the field of battle, of course the best team won. The majority of the time they do, but not to take any glory from them goats they played well and just fell short. On that last defensive stand that we made? If that pass had been 1 ft higher in it's trajectory, it wood have been 6 more for us. The pass was low, doubtful if the receiver wood have even caught it. I was standing right there at the fence and saw it very plainly. Raven, if tushhog had peed on dat rock, ther wood be nothing left but a puddle of molten slime, because we all know that tushhog pees battery acid and poots lightenin bolts

While watching the news channels over ther in Knoxville this mornin, I picked up on a broadcast from one about the weather...it went as thus..... There's a dark cloud gathering over the Eastern part of Knox Co. this morning folks yall had better break out the snow shovels and bring in some extra fire wood. It looks like a big snow storm is brewing up in the area. Nooooo... wait folks another news flash has just came in from a resident in the area. It's not clouds. It seems to be a major inflying of ....buzzard?!?!...that's right, you heard correctly folks, thousands of buzzards have transcended on the area around where the Grace Phillistine School for goats is located. It seems, according to eyewitness testimony, that there are literally slews of dead goats in the area. It seems according to local sources that they have been stung to death by Yellow Jackets. We thought according to all the news hype that they were dormant this time of year. It seems that the buzzards will feast for at least a year on the carnage left behind....More on this phenomenon at 6 tonight.

tushhog will tell you what's hard to say....hold you tongue an say "6 titles in 6 years", six times as fast as you can....it comes out..."domination"

Well birdboy...it was either ride tha graven image...or pee on tha rock...an tha graven image was way to far off the ground...I git dizzy at heights these days.

tushhog likes ah man that eets his crow with dignity... birdboy, you are a cut above toofy

Ole Baal has a direct line to the refs...them worshippers uv tha graven image won't last much longer...REPENT GOATS...THA END IS NEAR!!!! ......~well...that what I woodah sed...er....typed, if I had been here las nite~

No.... that was him in that sheepskin over ther bowin before that graven image...prayin for ah miracle

Tushhog signin off possee...time to git reADY to hed out...see yall tonight....YEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW...YELLER JACKETS!!!!!!

any blue light specials on wasper sting cream... ...i bet they was sold out

.....ah reformation is comin to tha graceland this night...ther will be weepin n wailing n gnashin uv tha goat gums(cuz they won't have no teeth of course)~tushhog can hear yall in the back ground~...PREACH IT BROTHER!! TELL IT LIKE IS EEEISSS!!DAT RITE!!!! .....Can i git an AAAAAAMEN!!!

other than bein a heretic...you wood pass muster........ for a sweatervest

At the last whistle it gonna say "Trous-got er dunnnnnnnnnn"!!!

We got bout 25 sledgehammers comin...that rock will be crusher-run an ready for tha driveway bout middle of the 4th

tssaa should default games to the best seating arrangements....with all that cash yall got flowing up there, looks like you could at least bring in sum for these types of occasions...even FCS has better than this...but it really don't matter to tushhog...he gonna ride that graven image around anyways...I willl look like Uncle Ted on his buffalo YEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWW...GIT ER DUNNNNNNNNNNNN JACKETS

Ah man after tushhogs own heart