Rancid Crabtree

I hear ol bobby bowden mite be avaylable after this yar, maybe youns can get him up thar on the mowntan. course if histrys any indycator, youd have him run off in a yar or two. yall ever wunder why ol mike lunsfurd left? why his youngun dont want to play thar? they got tired of tha negativity. ol keeth took a team last yar and whooped em into shape, and should have beat coalfild. if'n ol horny hadn got hurt, they mite have been playin trowsdale instad of haympton. then he gits handed a teem of littluns an you expect em to go undeefeeted. most folks on the mowntan are mitey fine folks, i'd let'm in my deer camp any time; but the other'ns (an you know who ye are) whos been a slingin mud at keeth all yar, orta hayng yur heads. if critysizin a coach all yar is "clowdland football", yall got yur priorytys mixed up.

purty good post, I thank ifn I hears the king spout off one more time abowt playin on sum of tha hardest hittn teams in clowdlan histry, I'll hark up my skwurl stew. youns only got 4 senyurs, an a bunch of littluns. Bar Bryant couldnt come up thar and win, you all would have'm run off b'for the yar was out. tha botum line is yor gradeschool teams wurnt wurth a poot, and now its a showin in highschool. ye have some good'ns a comin up, an ye have ter be pashunt. if'n JC cambell got run off ever time he had a losin season, haympton would have lost a legand. I has to go now, I gots to git up erly for to go deer huntin. King, yur a feisty little feller, but you thaynk alot of yur self, goin round like yur gonna fire somebody. like my pappy said, if you keep yur mouth shet, nobody will know yur a fool.

awright then.

yung feller, I thank yur on hyar justa tryin to stur thangs up, whut we mite call a poop-stirrer (thats fur you sportymom). leave the talkin to the big fellers and go play mumbledy peg or freeze tag or whutever it is you younguns do.

I dont know who that feller is, I ain't got no kin named zach. but if'n he likes to hunt, fish, or chunk rocks at skwurls, send him up my way.

thats awright, I purdict a purty big whupin too, I don't think them iggles can slow down that little townsend youngun. an if'n haympton has thur passin game workin, it might be good-by littl'uns for the iggles, real erly.

I'd say them thair dawgs will beat them iggles by at least 42 points. no o-fens to the iggles, but haymptons got a little better with throwin the ball, so the iggles caynt shove all thur fellers up front to stop that little townsend youngun.

ma'am, you just got thru sayin "poop" a-whyle ago, and now yur a fussin at me. I was jus tryin to get thangs back on trak. danged if I can understan you wimmen.

I thawt this was a hampton thred. you rayngers go somewhur else and fuss.