Roy Dillard

I garuntee you Grider better not get Barney. Barney only has one bullet. Pegleg cant do it either. He has to fly Griders balls into the stadium. You think im joking but im not.

What kind of mess is this? I garuntee you I dont have a skillet slinger. Last time I tried to hang out with that Wendy woman at that Watson mans field in Cookeville she tried to destroy my Murphy Fair book after I showed her my Murphys pole. I about missed the whole durn game. You think im joking but im not.

What kind of mess is this? I Garuntee you that Childress man will be real mad if he finds out Grider is firing lead at the durn opponents. Grider better be shooting blanks out of that durn cannon. You think im joking but im not.

LRDAO...I garuntee you ill be in the durn stands with my Murphy Fair book. I will share a fudge round with you if you want one. I garuntee you old pee rat dont have any fudge rounds. You think im joking but im not.

Old pee rat what kind of mess is this? I garuntee you ol juggernaut would rather sit with me and that man at Ronnie red eye. Everyone wants to look at my Murphy Fair book. You think im joking but im not.

Pegleg has a plane. Im sure he had a flying buddy with a durn helicopter. I garuntee you he might do more damage than good. He landed that durn plane up there by Griders sign nose down. He even flew to Mexico a few years ago to get a coach after that Ross man quit for Grider to interview. You think im joking but im not.

Let me ask you a question. Just because you have a nice field does that man you can play games when ever you want due to rain? Looks like that Childress man would make that Ross man play on Friday like everybody else. You think im joking but im not.

These Marion people have went silent about this mess. Figured the SOS will appoint who he wants to be the durn principal. You think im joking but im not.

Ahhhhh I was going to say something but I better not. You Marion people are a tad testy over that Harwood man up and resigning. I garuntee you I talked to that man at Ronnie red eye and he told me what that mess was about. Figured it had a lot to do with the SOS. You no I aint joking either.

I garuntee you I remember this boy and he was a real fast boy. He was real hard for our boys to tackle. You think im joking but im not.

What kind of mess is this? So a durn make believe coach was approved by that Griffith man to coach for that Helton man. You said in the same durn post that he was approved by that Griffith man but they no coach that you no of. Im not falling for your mess. You think im joking but im not.

Are you joking me? I looked in my Murphy Fair book and their is no coach from that McCurry mans coaches listed in my Murphy Fair book. Im not falling for that mess.

Are you joking me? Dont tell us a bunch of mess like this. Was this Ross man wanting to bring back a durn coach that was let go? Are you joking me?

Old pirate these durn principals resigning is becoming a common thing with that durn SOS. That Ziegler man and now this man. He wouldnt even there long enough to learn his durn name. You think im joking but im not.

Pirate Mike what kind of mess is this? That Ross man went over his own boss head? Are you joking?

Barney hate to tell you but this mess apparently has something to do with football according to some of these Marion people. Put your durn pistol up Barney. You aint a deputy over here. I aint joking either.

What kind of mess is this? Are you talking about the principal at that Ross mans school?

Pirate Mike I garuntee I must have had a sugar overload. I ate a while box of fudge rounds yesterday while I was looking at Murphys pole. I thought that was ole snowballs. They are just a like. I garuntee you I aint joking either.

Traveling Tom im going to see if they still have fudge rounds on sale. You think im joking but im not.

I just called that man at Ronnies red eye and he didnt no if it was at that Ross mans school or Griders school. Im fixing to drive down to Foodland and see what kind of mess is going on. You think im joking but im not.

He went and said he thought greenback was going to win the east and how great they were so I named him Cherokee Tom now. You think im joking but im not.

Biggums powerp likes to flap them gums along with Cherokee Tom and make these nuckle head predictions that arent even close. All they do is make the other coaches real mad. Powerp stole my Murphy Fair book one time with pegleg at that Marshall mans field and almost ended up in that Burnett mans slammer. You think im joking but im not.

Cherokee Tom what kind of mess is this? Are you talking about that Griffith mans office?

What kind of mess is this? I garuntee you I looked at my profile and I got 55 more likes than you. I got as many warnings for trying to track down my Murphy Fair book that pegleg and powerp stole as you got friends. I garuntee you are full of mess. You think im joking but im not.

Let me all you a question. What is a durn y banana pass? Is this a new pass Grider had made? He better throw a hail marry to make that Caine mans boys back up and play prevent defence so it will open up some bigger holes for or runners to run through. You think im joking but im not.