Well, there you have it folks. Our football team is awful because the basketball team gets to practice during school. Never mind the fact that has been going on since the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor (ever seen Animal House, if not never mind you won't get it.) Call Coach Morgan and tell him to send the gold ball back. He had a unfair advantage, he practiced during school. Call Coach Armstrong and tell him to send back all those district, region and sub stats trophies. He had a unfair advantage, he practiced during school. For the rest of the year the football team will practice during 5th and 6th periods and a winning season is guaranteed...........When I asked the question I knew basketball would be the answer. I just wanted to see the humor and WOW did I see it.