RichardCranium

Congratulations SOddy boys who defeated East Ridge yesterday with a score of 24.5 to 2.5. High scores: Scott Demirjian: 235 Matt Lyon: 237 Alex Lain: 237,212,258 for a 668 Travis Vaughn: 258, 217, 257 for a 732 Preview for Sequatchie.

Right on Nike.....We Soddy guys will do our verbal bashing and "buckin' up" as some in Sequatchie may say, on the bowling lanes. I hereby invite everyone in the state to Holiday Bowl Hixson off Hixson Pike on Friday November 30, 2007 to witness the ever so "promising" match up between Soddy and Sequatchie. We do not care what fan you are just come to witness the trail of tears all over again only it's the Trojans coming through this time. Trojans versus Indians-November 30th Be there!

You inpudent goonie! Holiday Bowl Hixson is certified by USBC. The lanes arn't that good. Holiday Bowl has no such "groove" into the pocket as you say. Well, when ya'll come bowl Soddy, ya'll should average 200+ since you think you have great knowledge of our lanes. The reason why you beat Soddy was because your lanes are terrible. Gosh, Daniel Boone must have bowled on them. Outside of the 10 board is a flood. You've have also been doing a great job of insulting respectable coaches and players from Soddy and Hixson just because you beat them at your arcade bowling lane. Now, let's see how you bowl at lanes that arn't oiled by one of your teammates.

I'm not nearly as smart as I "attempt" to appear? Well, dear friend, from your last literary composition you do not seem to be comparable to Einstein either. Here is a prime example: Your use of "Due to the fact that..." This little seemingly "intelligent" phrase is empty; it's an empty phrase. There is one word in the English language that means the exact same thing as the wordy literary excretion you integrated into your piece of argumentative prose: BECAUSE. The word because means everything in that phrase, use it! The use of empty phrases immediately signifies inexperienced or incapable writers. Hey, why don't you graduate from high school before offering opinions and statements based on facts you quote that you have not yet experienced due to the fact that you haven't graduated from high school as of yet. All I have to say about this segment is "wow". Are you trying to insult me by seeming intelligent with this flow of diarrheal text? The only message I received was you need a prescription for compositional Immodium. The intended message was extremely convoluted and impossible to discover in your horribly worded "sentence". It's not even a grammatically correct sentence. Can I get your address to mail you my AP English Language and Composition book? I will even provide a minute service for you. Upon the book's arrival, it will already be highlighted in all the right places to instruct you on how to keep from writing run-ons and just the basic skills of writing legible and coherent sentences. Because I am in high school, I have more credibility to the topics students learn in high school. If Moses sat next to you in geometry, then chances are you have forgotten some topics covered in class. Mr. Chase, this whole intellectual battle online with me is silly. If you would like to continue then, by all means, type away. Haven't I out performed you enough already? After all....I'm "not yet experienced due to the fact that you haven't graduated from high school as of yet." I can guarantee you, sir, that you are not in competition with any normal high school student. I patiently await your next reply. So, how does it look from an external by-standard's point of view to see a grown "experienced" adult quarreling with a high school boy?

And I know this is a Hixson's girl bowler's parent's thread too; also I don't know the exact mind frame in which you read my previous post; but it must have been with the a malicious attitude to intentionally fabricate a fictitious and fallacious underlying element that was everything but present. That comment I made was focused on the adaptation abilities of advanced bowlers; the introductory clause you protest is nothing more than a concession. Knowledge of this basic literary device is normally obtained in any high school language course. Nothing derogatory was intended.

Yes, I agree Bowlerman. All though it is an accurate statement to say that true bowlers should know how to read the lanes and adjust accordingly, the lanes in Sequatchie surpassed horrible to my best knowledge. To my understanding, even the Sequatchie Indians' best bowlers say they would much rather bowl in other centers on any given day. When Soddy and Sequatchie face off for round two in Hixson, I believe there will be a totally different outcome. House advantage can usually predict who will win the match......Look at the state champions the past for years. Except for Hixson's dominate win last year haven't all the other teams been in Symrna?

Yesterday some impudent and insolent creature lurked through Holiday Bowl Hixson with a veil of darkness and broke into the storage closet at the bowling center; the intentionally vandalized someone's bowling equipment. This bane to society hand sanded a lady bowler??™s, who competes on the Hixson Wild Cat starting line up, ball with the intentions of interfering and inhibiting this bowler from performing at her peak potential. This most unfortunate event could not have occurred at a more inopportune and inconvenient time. It is to every bowler??™s dismay that this ill intentioned action ensued immediately preceding the Soddy Daisy versus Hixson match. Tensions between the bowlers were elevated last season, and it is feared the same feelings are on the verge of manifestation. Such a cowardice contrivance will only inspire the aspiration of achievements for the young prodigious bowler. With wholehearted support to the victim of the putrid plot, I do post.