MrNoitAll

I know why they are a winnin cause they are scorin more runs than the other team!

Well year in and year out those Beech Ladies ain't to bad! They have had some great talent play for them over the years but I think if we can have a complete game from everyone we will be very hard to beat!

Thank you "Newbie" here are a few more to add to the list...I am sure someone else can add to it as well! 13. Coaches…………. why do you see some coaches only coachin a team when their daughter is on the team and then as soon as she leaves guess what they do too….could be that they want to make sure that my princess is the star…again reason number 1 cause princess thinks that she is a star because mama and daddy has always made her one. 14. Coaches…………..the last time that I check is if you wanted to be a high school coach just get the paper work done, or go to college and get a degree or set up in the stands and coach for free cause you know how to coach better than that dumb coach on the field…..again check reason number 1. 15. Coaches………….when is the last time that you have worked on slidin into a base, as my baby girl “Daisy†was a playin there was not a choice to slide unless the coach told her up….could it be that coaches don’t work on it or could it be that my princess is too good to slide because 9-10 times that ump is a goin to call her butt out if she don’t slide but again maybe her mama and daddy don’t think she has to slide cause of reason number 1! Will add more later thought I would share a little of my dumb wisdom to you!

Well folks I thought I would share a little bit of my wisdom about why your team is a losin! Why is my team a loser…..see if any of these apply to your team! 1. Genetics when you played ball you were not worth a dime, so why do you expect your princess to be any better than you? Remember the apple don’t fall far from the tree! 2. She plays all three sports and she is just an All-Star in everything…..please tell me you don’t really believe this one……. 3. She don’t have to take lessons she is just like her parents…please refer to number 1 reason! 4. Coaches….when I watch a game and notice that the princes is just watchin the game when she should be coverin a base it makes me wonder if she has been taught to get her butt off the mound and back-up a base or do we need to refer to reason number 1? 5. Coaches……when there is not a force out at a base and the infielder has her foot on the base as if there was does it mean that she wasn’t taught correctly or do we go back to reason number 1? 6. Coaches…….why do your infielders not communicate with each other when there is a fly ball hit to the infield? Or again could it be reason number 1? 7. Coaches……..please explain why an outfielder would run after a fly ball with their glove up in the air and then the ball hits right in front of them…..why wouldn’t she run full speed and then put her glove up to catch the ball? Por coachin or reason number 1? 8. Coaches…….please explain I have seen the worse baserunnin in years this year is it because the coaches have not work on it or is it reason number 1? 9. Coaches…….why would you let a batter swing at the first pitch just right after the batter in front just got four straight balls and they were not where c lose to the plate…..have you thought about takin a pitch until she throws a strike or is it reason number 1? 10. Coaches……why would you run yourself out of an inning with the best part of your line-up comin to bat or why would you take a chance on the third out with a stupid runnin mistake……por coachin or reason number 1? 11. Coaches……why do you play tournament games with only one pitcher…do you think you may be over workin you pitcher or could the pitcher thinks she can pitch every game or again is it reason number 1? 12. Coaches….how many times have you heard a parent talk about someone child on the team…how many times have you heard a mama or a daddy talk about other folks….well just to let you about this little secret if they will talk about someone else in front of you they will talk about you as well….again you must look at reason number 1 to find out about the problems on your team!

"Rich Parent" I guess you took me at my word about takin them "Happy Pills" cause if you read what I had wrote I said one of your rich parents was mad cause their princess was not a pitchin not that she should be a pitchin I think that is left up to the coach or the mama's and daddy's who run the program. Now I just hope you will share the news about them "Happy Pills" with your friends cause if they are as unhappy as you they sure do need them! Now you have a great day!

"Swanson71" I have to agree but the glory days for FCS beatin Gordonsville are over, I was talkin to a friend at the park the other day and he said that FCS looked like the "Bad News Bears" when they played the first time. Bet those rich parents hate that, but they ran off the coach so they should be happy with the season cause sometimes the grass just ain't as green as it looks on the other side. Heard the coaches in the stands were blamin everyone but their princesses which is so hard to believe that mamas and daddies would do such.

"Newbie" Wilson Central is a team year in and year out has made "Ole MrNoitAll" look stupid! Now I know that is hard for some folks to believe but it is true! MJ has to have them bats a poppin or they are in world of hurt! Pitchin this year ain't what is has been in the past so they have to out score you cause you want see them throw many goose eggs at folks. Beech has some coaches who ain't goin to take any drama cause they have been there and knows what it takes to get back to the "Boro". Now if you dont think that is on their mind you need to go see Ole Dr Sawbones cause they would luv to add that to their resume! Now if I was a bettin man which I ain't cause that President hasn't been helpin the por enough where I had some extra $$$$$ but if I did I would bet you will see Clarksville NE and Beech in the big dance this year.

For MJ to win district they have to out score you! Pitchin this year ain't what it has been in the past, but when the bats ain't a workin then they have a bunch of problems! Coach Shepard has been doin a good job this year, but Beech looks like they just have more talent than the rest......plus the coaches that are there now have been to the dance before....the way to state for Beech should not be that hard as long as they stay away from Clarksville NE...if I had any $$$$$ I would bet a little of it on seein both Beech and Clarksville NE in the "Boro"....but I ain't so I want be a bettin!

One of these days I am going to come up and talk to you.....but it is still fun to see folks tryin to guess who ole "MrNoitAll" is and it would take all of the fun out. The girls are playin really good now, I hope we can get the games in this weekend! In all of my years I have never seen anything like the last two April's with so much rain!

Now "Newbie" you must be one of those rich parents that I was a talkin about! Oh, I am sure they will win it again in about 7 or 8 eights years but with the great talent that they had this year they should have won it but lookin at the Jr High team does nothin to scare anyone with......plus the word is that you have a very unhappy Fr pitcher who aint gettin to pitch none and daddy and mama aint happy....but I dont think I said would never win it again it will be a very long time until they do! Remember just take a "Happy Pill" and the anger goes away very quickly!

Well, boys…I’m back! And do I have some stories to tell you all! Ya see, my old lady, “Ms Birdieâ€, done went and got her panties all in a wad cause I was out late one too many times a watchin them Lady Raiders games and she told me one more late night and she was gonna kick me out of our home sweet home. Can y’all believe that? Ya’ll know how much I love my trailer! But, sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. Ya know? Well, I didn’t pay her know mind, cause she’s always flapping her jaws bout something and after all I am the King this home. So, one night a few weeks ago I came home late again from watching the two worse teams in the mid-state “Fat Phil’s Team and the Lady Wild Kittens over at East MS and I stayed late talking to them mama and daddies about all of the problems that they have. Well, I tried creeping in the back door all quiet like, when our neighbor’s hound dog started howling like I was a burglar or something. I hollered at "Old Yeller" to shut up and my neighbor hollered back for me to shut up and then we had some words and next thing I knew here came “Ms. Birdie†out of the trailer with a sack in her left hand and my favorite, blue velvet Elvis picture in her right hand. She told me I’d been out late one too many times and she’d had enough. She said I done went and forgot our anniversary. Boys, I’m sure ya’ll will understand when I tell you the conversation went down hill from there! I tried to tell Birdie she was the “honey bun†of my life and how no body can make me cornbread like my little Birdie. She just shoved the sack of clothes and my blue velvet Elvis picture in my arms and told me to go. Well, me and Elvis been living on the road for the last few weeks. But ask me about all of them games I got to see during this time? I just kept thinking my hunk a hunk a burning love was missing me too. So, I called her up and told her how sorry I was. She agreed that I was sorry! Well I showed up at park with my Elvis picture and a promise to NEVER miss our anniversary again and then whisper some sweet words into her ear and then she started smiling and "Old Yeller" started hollering and Birdie too. Life is good. Well now boys let’s get down to business…. Well some things that I have seen while on the road…. Richland is better than I thought they would be at this time of the year. They went and won district and has made a statement that they are for real. Looks like we have a new top dog in district! Coacht team is the best in district maybe not by much but enough to be first in the district! Boyd and Davis has the power that any team wishes they had and Morris looks good and I think when you come to their games the fans are everywhere and are very excited. Luv to see the support that the school and the parents show this bunch, this should be a very special year and there is know reason they should not be in the "Boro"....don't see nobody in district keepin them from advancin! Tullahoma has got them a good young pitcher in Hasty but until they stop makin all of the errors nobody can win with the defense that they are a showin now! Cascade is young but will get better would like to see them put more into the program than what they are doin by playin more tournaments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. But them coaches make the same by playin them or stayin at home……this group could be good in the years to come!With only a 8th grader leadin this bunch and on top of that she throws from the wrong side she will see many more wins in here career! Best team in Bedford County! Riverdale is the best in district and in the mid state and time will tell in the entire state. I think they have a few fans who need to look the word class! When they do lose they cope a attitude…could be the worse fans in the Mid-State, if you ask the Soddy folks they would agree! Beech is a team that is under the radar until all of the drama came out. Heard about it the first of the year and was hopin that things would get better but no one person or persons is greater than the team. Drama is putting in lightly but Little Cat is doin the job that needs to be done and like older sister is a very classy player! District 7AAA is weak again except for the “Indians†District 6AAA is all CC Warren County, or Cookieville will be second….but then pack your bags until next year because neither team will be goin know where after district! District 9AAA should be won by Beech then there are several teams that come in second…..Mt Juliet, Station Camp….yes you heard it from me Station Camp, Wilson Central…..maybe….. District 10 AAA Clarksville NE, then Clarksville HS, and maybe Rossview….but NE is the best in District 10 District 11 AAA I was excited about Ravenwood earlier and then I saw them a couple to times….but not very strong district…… District 12 AAA…………HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is the Bad News Bear League! District 8AA…..never saw this one…Livingston Academy is first but believe any four teams could win move on to regional….DeKalb. Upperman, Smith County, District 9AA….Goodpasture…better win it all this year cause things look bad for years to come….Greenbrier just aint Greenbrier this year, saw them and looks like Coach is goin nuts with this group. White House has gotten better. District 10AA…Wow almost like District 12 AA……maybe Hume Fogg, Lipscomb, but the season is almost over for these teams District 11AA…Creek Wood is by far the best…then comes the rest…. District 12 AA….Most folks don’t get a chance to see this bunch play they don’t play in many tournaments but Lewis County be the best in 12 AA, then comes Marshall County, and maybe East Hickman, Giles County… District 7A…..What is there to say…..BAD! District 8A New dog in town and Gordonsville would be that dog, FCS days of rulin district is over, now those rich parents at FCS will just have to enjoy bein in second place cause the days of winnin district is officially over! Look how fast a program can go down…ain't it funny. District 9A…No new dog here but the “School with Light on the Tracks†better be lookin behind them cause the Cascade bunch is a getting better and better…young pitchin will get these ladies to the top soon! Them Champions are young but if you watch them you will see the excitement that these girls have....should be so much better in years to come...now who is a goin to be a coachin them next year is the question???? If they were smart they would get them a coach who will put the time and effort into it. District 10A…One word describes this district….East Robertson….next question? District 11 A…very tough district and Richland proved to be the best so far….still better watch out for Cornersville where I got a speedin ticket by a drunk cop one time, and the folks at CA has done a real good job….impress by them this year…very good job CA! District 12 A….Summertown is still the top dog and aint know body good enough to take them down, Benefield has a bunch of power and luv watchin her play the game, Grooms aint afraid to swing the bat either…..coach has another great team!….then who is second….

(MrNoitAll, here's your sign...) Tell him like it is "Brother" Sounds like you have seen the "Good Doc"

"Newbie" you must care because you are a readin my posts! Sounds like you and your better half needs to get together and have a little fun cause you sound like one of them unhappy folks that get on here sometimes and are not real happ! Have you heard of "Doc Sawbones"...now he has the little pills that will change your life in lot of ways!

"Newbie" if a bullfrog had wings it wouldnt bump its butt every time it jumped! If I had "Birdman" $$$$$$$$$$ I wouldnt be a livin in this double wide! If the "Wildkittens" had a pitcher throwin 65 MPH they would be a winnin more games! If we ran our home affairs like the federal government we all would be in the jailhouse with out a key! If more people took "Happy Pills" this would be a little better place to be! If more people would quit tryin to figure out who "Ole MrNoitAll" life would be a little borin! If "Ms Birdie" would quit tryin to make me work so hard things would be better in my life as well! If Little Daisy would married her a rich man I would be real happy all she wants to date are the pretty folks.....I done that and look where it got me....a big "Ole Wide Double Wide"!

Just me there is a BIG difference!

Well next week will see Oakland movin up in the Top 10 for sure! I have not had a chance to see them play but the rumor in the Park is they are kickin butt and takin names. Run into them "Indians" and got their butt kick but you know what a lot of folks are gettin theirs kick by that bunch even CC! But to answer your question what I have seen so far and that the Single A teams as a whole are very weak this year. I know that Coach Becky does a great job and you all should be back in the "Boro" again without payin as well as Cornersville as long as the pitchin is there if no pitchin you will be a hearin that "Fat Lady" a singin go home. East Robertson is still very good they have almost everyone back who took them to the "Boro" last year and they should also be back in the "Boro"unless Cornersville gets their pitchin back. FCS is not very good, Gordonsville has been a beatin a lot of teams but all of them have losin record so what does that mean? This weekend should tell both of the teams what they are made of for sure! One of the two FCS or Gordonsville will make it to the state as long as they can stay away from GRACE.....havent heard much about anyone else but as time goes on I will hear more and be able to make some better predictions but one prediction is for sure you catch GRACE in Sub-state finals and you will be a listenin to that "Fat Lady" on the way home singin to you!

Hey back off of my rich friend....he aint loss that "Ego" he still thinks he is almost as smart as you know who!

I like it when folks are so nice to each other on here!

I luv hearin that!! That is what "Ms Birdie" tells me every night....you are correct!

"Cowboy" I would have to agree, no matter what happens you want to stay about from Grace or you will be a hearin that "Fat Lady" a singin and when you do you know that your season is over!

"Birdman" where have you been???? Miss seein your great knowledge of this great game and outstandin comments. How is the fat cat life treatin you this year? Still have all of that $$$$$$$?? Don't you luv this time of the year, a lot of real dumb people start talkin when they need to keep that mouth shut!!!! Not somethin that you could ever say about me!

Don't tell me that Stratford High School from Nashville TN is playin in your tournament! They don't have enough for a varsity more or less for a JV team! Are you sure it aint their varsity tryin to play a little JV?????? Better check on that one.....!

Not sure when you all startin playin up there but most of us have been a playin for three weeks instead of two! Luv you for a tryin!

You are right they are closely matched because they are not very good! What team in your district has beaten anyone with a winnin record? And who are they? Please answer this question!!!! Your counterparts are in the same shape who have they beaten with a winnin record? Gettin to state is goin to be easy unless you catch Grace...then the "Fat Lady" will be singin you a goodbye song home!

Not sure what pills you have been takin but this is NOT a very competitive district! This is one of the weakest Single A district in the State!