MrNoitAll

Losers for District 11 AA Stewart County---this team is young in talent and young is not good when you are in a tough district, don’t see anyway that they can move up but they could surprise a couple of teams in district but time will tell. Montgomery Central---this team is one of the worse teams that MC has ever put on the field. No pitchin, no defense, and no offense makes for a very long year. Good coach can only do so much every coach needs talent! Harpeth---this team will be tryin to make its way up the ladder and they are very short on pitchin this year and again it starts with the young lady in the circle! Good coach but needs talent! Cheatham County---this years team is not very good, needs a lot of things and havin them a pitcher is one…they are playin in a very tough district and beenin good aint ok aint good enough to beat many folks.This bunch is a tryin so that is one of the things folks here in the park are a talkin about. Camden---the good ole days are over for this bunch, they got them a new coach who is followin a state championship team and over the years has been one of the best AA programs in the entire state but those days are over. Shortstop is in great hands but they will be a missin one of the best players in the state who has gone on to college. It will be years for this team gets back to the dance without a payin! Waverly—has got some things a lot of folks wish they had and that is a very good pitcher and a very good catcher! Now that is where it starts but the question is can they score themselves? I would hate to be the bad person here but they will not be able to score enough runs to win district this year! Plus playin on that grass infield is a plus at home and a disadvantage to teams comin in their to play... Very well coached but again coachin is only a part of the game you have to have talent! Creek Wood—been a few years since this bunch has been to the big dance without havin to payin but this year everyone things this is the year to make it back! Well this team has all of the ingredients to make it happen, great pitchin, excellent defense, good chemistry among the team which means more than some people want to admit, good coachin so this bunch should be a thinkin about gettin them some rooms in the “Boro†cause this should be the year without havin to pay!

Losers for 10 AA Well the good news is that Pearl want be in last place this year! Nope they don’t have a team so that honors goes to some one else so here we go for the losers in 10 AA! MLK-Stratford-Maplewood-now folks if you can pick the worse one you are a doin a very good job because all of these are bad and I mean bad. Now if you want to put some WWWW’s on your record these are the teams that I would be a callin for sure! CPA---private but just aint got no talent, for some reason this program has never been very good….or maybe that the reason is that know one has really put forth an effort to make it happen…. Nobody can ever say this bunch recruits just look at what they have done in the past! Whites Creek---this team is tryin to get better, they have a coach who really cares and is tryin but again you are dealin with the kids from metro and softball, baseball aint their sport! Hume-Fogg---this program has gone the wrong way, at one time they were a top 10 team in the Mid-State and got to go to the big dance without a payin but those days are gone and does not look like they are a comin back anytime soon….. East Literature---when is the last time that you saw East Literature better than Hume-Fogg, these teams used to team up with each other to have one heck of a team but then East got them enough players to have their own team and now they should be a beatin up on Hume-Fogg. David Lipscomb—well this team will win district but they are really young and not a lot of experience to take them pass district. This is one of the best programs around but they are playin in the weakest district and that does not get you ready for the play-offs. Pitchin will be good but not great, they swing the bat as good as anybody but findin them holes will be the big question. This team will always be prepared and not out coached but out talented is a different word.

Losers for 9AA Westmoreland----bless their little hearts they were bad in single A and they are worse in double A….great folks and nice coaches, but being nice in this district will get you beat and finish in last place and no one feelin sorry for you! Young coach in years but old coach in coachin Macon County---this is not the year to be in District 9AA….could surprise some folks and finish above White House but will get better as the year goes on. Good Young Coach White House---goin to be better but bein better ain’t good enough for gettin any where in this district. Pitchin will be better but she doesn’t have a bunch of support….another tough year with more LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL’s than WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW’s. Good Old Coach Sycamore----got their coach back from the desert and he is ready to go, this team is always goin to be tough anytime or any place. Greenbrier will be a lot better at the end of the season than at the beginning but not sure if these young ladies can over them. But I would not bet the trailer on them not beatin Greenbrier but you better bring your lunch if you do! Good Old Coach Greenbrier----one of the best coaches in the entire state, gets the most out of every team…..she will beat you with the long ball or she will beat you with the short game….but she will beat you. They made it to the big dance last year and are absent some very good players but Jordan brings back a lot of experience that will be great at the plate, but they will be reloadin like they do every year! This bunch ain’t bad year in and year out! But don’t know if they can beat Goodpasture for District Championship. Good Old Coach Goodpasture----well it starts in the circle and Cheyenne is one of the best in the State this year and bein good in the circle tells me that they will be very hard to beat. They ain’t goin be worried to much at 3rd with Mackenzie and she is the real deal can’t believe she aint stayin in the state to play her college ball….someone missed this one! Paige will be a playin beside Mackenzie and they will take care of any problems on that side of the field…Brittany will take care of anything that may get by the other ladies in left field….CF will be taken care of by Cartwright and she may not be her sister but Coach ain’t to worried about CF this year…great kid! Should be a getting in the dance for free but the folks out West aint to bad either…..Good Old Coach

Losers for 8 AA Cannon County---we have some bad teams and we have some that may not even win a district game this year and this is the team. They were good a few years ago but the program aint got no pitchin and without a princess in the circle you ain’t goin to win many. Young Coach York Institute---is home of the famous Sgt York and this fine school is named after this World Hero 1, well to bad that the team ain’t got no heroes cause it is goin to be a long year….but at least they will win two games this year in district….Cannon County….and …Cannon County….Young Coach Upperman….this team has loss a few players and the ones they have comin back could get it together by tournament time and be fighting for a chance to finish 3rd but don’t see them a getting any higher. Good Old Coach! Livingston Academy---is another town that unless you are a goin to the Pickett County area you want be a goin to see them, but if you do go you will see a program that is about ready to turn the corner. They have got them a young coach who is a workin hard and hard work pays off in the future and the crystal ball says there on the right road. Good young coach! Dekalb County----yep this bunch has been on top for a long time but this year they will be second or maybe third…I know that the “Fiddlers School†want like this to much but your time on top has come to begin the trip down the ladder. I wouldn’t bet the trailer that Livingston Academy didn’t put it on them this year. Good Old Coach! Smith County---this one may shock a few folks but the word in the park is that they are ready to take on all challengers in district and maybe make a run to the state this year, but you know as well as I do you have got to be pretty good and pretty lucky to go to the big one but they have been there once so why not twice? They are goin to be a little young in the circle and the circle is what gets you to the dance….but time will tell. Good young coach!

Ok folks here she is a lookin in that crystal ball. I have bunch of losers to put on here in the next few days! Been tryin to find somewhere to go watch a game with out it rainin or bein to darn cold! So now you see what I see when she is lookin in that magic ball well you see nothin and that is what she has been givin me the last few days....I will try to get her to go to work and tell me some losers because next week starts the fun! Also, be a lookin for the top losers for the year and some things that I have seen and heard....is we will have a very hard time a pickin a losers list but of course you know "MrNoitAll" has his losers who will be glad when the spring has sprung! Also, we will be a pickin the teams who think they will be a goin to the big dance without payin..Luv U and type to you later!

Biscuit I am glad that you read my post cause I can't read yours because most of them just say bump!

Folks as I have been talkin to my one friend here in the park and this one is very tough...when you deal with these little schools not many are very good and the good ones are very good....so here goes...and the "ole crystal ball" is not workin like it should.. Hampshire---I like to think that I have been to every school in the mid state at one time or another and can say I aint ever been here....when I was a baby maybe my mama took me to see this exciting place but I sure dont remember...so just because I aint ever been there they must be bad aint real sure if they even have a softball team but just in case that they do they must be picked last. Santa Fe---yep been here and it didnt take us long to leave either...better keep them eyes open or you will never know that you have been there...but at one time years ago and I mean years ago this little school was pretty good in Basketball but again we are playin with a little yello ball and they aint ever goin to see the big dance...my mistake they will if they pay... Culleoka---again been to this exciting place I saw the train go by while we were there and that was real exciting....but I can never remember this exciting place ever been good in any sports.....so guess what.....yep you guess it they will also be a payin when they go to the big dance...I wonder if they know there is a big dance? Mt. Pleasant---know we are gettin a little bit better...this bunch as been good in several sports and they play pretty good softball as well but not as good as the ones who are below them..... Columbia Academy has been there and done that well they have not won it but they have a wonderful place to play and they keep that field like I keep my yard here at the park....pretty trees in the outfield, could slip up to number two but lost a few good players (pitcher) last year and are going to be young....but they could surprise some folks. Got some good coaches who will work them hard and are a bunch of class folks! Richland---now I know that they have got them a younin pitchin and daddy is a helpin but pitchin in 14 and under for that famous travel team out of Chattanooga dont make you a star in high school. Now this team will take over next year and be the best in their district but dont think see them a gettin out of the regional. Cornersville (FB)---have had some injuries but believe that they one of the best pitchers in the state so you know as well as I do that is what it takes to make it to the state.

Looks like that the rain will wash this one away....

District 10 Clarksville Academy---now folks if you want to see a real nice place to play this park complex is it. Very good fb field, very good bb field, and a very bad softball team playin on a very nice softball field. I think I would rather have a field like RBS and be a loser than havin both....just a thought! Nashville Christian--here is a team a few years ago was ok, not great but ok, now they are not ok, heard at the park that the numbers was a down and could take over last place from Clarksville Academy. White House Heritage--At one time I thought this school would be a pretty good little school in softball, now they are a just a good little school who ain't to good in SB! Pickin the worse team in this district is hard cause they have a bunch! McEwen--just in the middle of the pack and ain't never goin to get to the top. I wonder if these teams have ever heard of a tournaments before? Jo Byrns--they got them a new coach who is a workin hard to get to the top, don't think she will get there this year but you will see a big difference in the approach they are a takin....don't be surprise to see them to slip into second place. Houston County--got several back,plus a coach who has been there for a while and they should be advancin to the next level then they will finished for the year cause nobody in District 10 is goin to be beatin East Robertson! East Robertson--this bunch didnt have to pay to go to the state tournament last year and shouldnt have to pay this year. Got a lot of talent but rumor in the park is there could be a little drama on the team! But they have to be careful and keep focus and they will not be a payin this year either.

Well folks “Ole MrNoitAll†and his beautiful “Ole Lady†has had the bug, or maybe we should say the bug has had us! But anyway “Ole Dr. Sawbones†gave us a big oh shot and we feel a bunch better. So here are some more losers for you all to think about. District 9 F.C. Boyd---oh I forgot they are letting the cows have the field for this year. Middle TN Christian---how those boys have such a great field and them ladies also have a cow pasture….maybe I should take the title away from RBS and give it to these fine ladies…..they just aint got it! “Do Little†or sometimes known as Community--- will be fightin it out with Huntland for the next to worse team in district this year. Johnny Majors ole school Huntland---don’t be surprise if they swap with the “Do Little Folks†Jack Daniels School---want be real bad but aint goin to be real good either but they do have some good cough syrup down there that is real good if you know what I mean! Eagleville….I can say with all honesty I just don’t see them ever beatin Cascade or the school with the “Light†Them Horse Folks just aint goin to be beatin the school with the “Light†heard at the park this was the coach last year…. School with the “Light†may have the best female coach in the Mid-State…or the whole state.she ain’t goin be out worked or out coached….you better bring you’re A game if you want some of this bunch….goin be a little harder but she has a lot comin back and they need to go ahead and get them a hotel cause they aint goin to be a payin when the big dance starts!

My man swanson winnin district is great if you are playin in a good district....but your district was very weak at the time....you all aint goin to be winnin district anytime in the next 12 years or so it just aint goin to happen.....just get the cows, goats out there and work on that field! I think they have a PA system down at the local Wally World store that you all can use to make that music and announce the players names.....Oh I forgot you all aint got a Wally World!

District 8 Red Boiling Spring....here is another school where BB comes in front of SB or FB. Where do I start.....hmmmm worse field in the Mid-State......I would like for someone to tell me of a worse field please! These are good folks down there but SB is goin to be a very long season for these folks. You never ever see this bunch a playin in those tournaments anywhere and if you do they dont get to far from the trailer...It will be between them and the big dog in FB to see who gets to stay on bottom. But no doubt they have the worse field of anyone around! I still think they should think about cuttin hay off to make a little extra $$$$$$$$$$ and come to think about it how about linin the whole field.... Trousdale County........best FB team in district year in and year out! Those folks have a habit of winnin and winnin big. But this is SB and they are very young but do have some very young talent on the team. Will have a freshman on the mound who is goin to be good some day defense will be good not great. Some girls do play travel and the coaches will not go down without a fight but youth is good but not against teams where the older girls will rule. This bunch will drive the coaches crazy but should get better as the season goes on. Watertown is in the middle this year....a lot better than the two above but not as good as the two below them. Good pitcher returnin and that will keep them in a lot of games and bunch comin out but this aint goin to be the year to reach the top. Matter of fact when is the last time they have been on the top? Friendship Christian.....when has been the last time they have not been picked to win district? Well to much is a happenin on this team for them to beat Gordonsville. New coach who has never coached girls softball before, only one pitcher that has any experience comin back. Word in the park is the coach tried to get the FB job at Lebanon HS....dont sound good...but he didnt get it so all is well....coachin baseball is ust a little bit different than baseball so I am sure he will be a learnin on the job. Can they make it back to state.....yep stay away from the bunch from the East and you can. Gordonsville[/b...well this team has as many daddies a coachin than anyone I have ever seen in the Mid-state on one team, they win the prize from Emil's Restaurant for the most daddies on the team!....I wonder what them girls who aint got daddies out there are a thinkin?? I just wonder if those daddies would be there if their princess wasnt a playin? I think everyone knows that answer But these young ladies have the best pitchin in district, a solid defense,a bunch comin back,a very easy road to state as long as they stay away from the bunch from the East...

Jackson County year in and year out has the athletes to play any sport but the BB will always win out because of the tradition is so strong there. Yes Jones is a player it is just sad that more girls and the community does not get out and support the youth programs as well as travel teams. If it had not been for travel Bethany would not have gotten a chance to play in college! You are correct I was talkin about 7A....it keeps gettin worse as I get older!

Yep I would be the first to agree about athletes, but here are some reasons why it aint goin know where: Administration lets BB be first in almost all of these schools No travel ball Poor youth leagues Most of these towns are a long way to go to get pitchin lessons or hittin lessons Never have been good so they dont understand what it takes to get to the next level You got to play in tournaments Coaches have to go to clinics :flower:

I am also like Wilson I love to share with everyone about the failures of other teams! Yes some folks just dont like to hear the truth about the losers and it is hard to call SD losers cause they have made it a habit of kickin butt and takin names. Hate to be the one to tell you all but unless somethin really crazy happens this year they will be dont it again!!! Yep you heard that from the one and only "MrNoitAll"!

Gettin good on here....luv talkin about CC even if we have a few who dont like us! :popcorneater: You know what this is goin to be a great year on here!

Well folks the "Ole Crystal Ball" has been a talkin to me about gettin the losers out so we are goin to start with the little schools. These schools in this district have always had to paid to see a state tournament and this year want be any different. Pickin the losers here aint easy folks cause any four could be in last! But will give it a try anyway. Pickett County.....well folks if you are a lookin for a great place to spend a hot summer day this is the place.....water, skiing, boatin,fishin, mountains but no softball. They had to have the ladies play on their football team to have enough......I wouldnt want my worse friend to have to coach this team not even "Biscuit" Clarkrange......there is a lot of talent in the school with athletes but they play with the big round ball instead of the little yellow one....BB is always goin to be the sport at this school! Monterey.....several years ago this school care about softball, but those years are way past......the administration had a chance to get them a very good softball coach a few years ago but decide that was not the direction they wanted to go, because they dont care about no softball at this school. Jackson County......if I take the basketball team and you took the softball team I would win every time.....a great school for BB but it aint goin to happen in SB. The word in the park is that the BB coach aint goin to be sharin their players with anyone! If you look at the baseball field and compare to the softball field you will know what I am a talkin about! Took them forever to even get them a coach this year....Good luck coach! Clay County.......yep they will be a winnin their district this year and then they will be packin it up as soon as they go to the playoffs. If you are goin to be a winner in any sport you have to put the time in during your off season to make it happen and in this district that does not happen. They will be one and done come play off time.

"Biscuit" as long as you are happy life is good, some cant be as smart as you so the rest of slow folks will try to get by the best we can, but just remember that "I luv you Biscuit" no matter how unhappy I make you!

Ok folks, I aint very good in math, and worse in a writtin cause my friends on here tell me all the time that I aint the best writer like some of you folks. Well one of them guys at the park email this to me and if you want to get the most out of your team this year I have no doubt this is the best coachin secret. I just hope you take about 2 minutes of your busy life and check this one out cause it makes good sense to "Ole MrNoitAll" Can you believe how great it was to be in the dirt today! :flower: http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=h60r2HPsiuM&feature=youtube_gdata_player

I don't think that slice bread was as good as that Fury 96 team was!

"Biscuit" I bet that took you a long time to come up with that one...I know that "Ole Dr Sawbones" is happy to know that those pills are a makin you one happy fellow. Heck we could could make millions of $$$$$$$$$$$$ lettin you be the spoke person of "Happy Pills" we could have you and "Ms Jelly" all across this internet thing you all would be one famous group advertising what happens when you take those pills.....you become happy and luv to laugh and make others laugh as well.....I can tell this is goin to be one fun year....!

"Biscuit" I ain't ever heard of such....I bet she is a big woman...are you sure your "ole lady" name ain't peanut butter or sour cream with your personality being so sweet and all, I bet when you were younger you had all of the fruits running after you to get a taste of that "Biscuit"! I bet you were one of those kind of guys! Luv you "Biscuit" I think you need to get a higher dose of those "Happy Pills"!

Do they have any of those "Daddy's" a helpin?

"Biscuit" I can tell you have been a takin those "Happy Pills" over the winter! Glad to see that they are a workin for you and you are still your happy self! Heck I bet you have been doin some bumpin this year to get that high number under your name....if I had that high of numbers "MsBirdie" would be a thinkin I wasnt a workin.....I bet your wife's name is "MsJelly"? Am I right?

Well the best way to keep those folks from a gettin mad is to mow it or put the cows on it cause in years past it aint one I would want my princess playin on. Heck they could bale the hay for some $$$$$$$ and then they could buy them some of them chemicals to keep the weeds out, then buy some of that chalk stuff to mark those lines off, gettin one of them American flags and place it in the outfield, buy one of them PA system to howl out that music that the good schools have, and maybe even call out those players names every once in a while......bale some of that hay around the outside of the stands and outfield.....then those folks wouldnt be a gettin to mad at "Ole MrNoitAll" for a tryin to help them out.....I am just here to help folks out and to make folks HAPPY!