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  1. Memphis friend, as we say in MaDeena land-- "You betta call somebody!" You brought yourself to this site and we can take you out; you in da' big country now, darlin'....maybe you need to go back to the DB thread where I sat you down yesterday before I went home. You gotta save yourfoolself! Run- Run to the empty barrel! /ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ph34r:" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" />
  2. She gonna be a LIAAAAAYER, LIIIIIAAAAWWWWYYYERR--- just like the rest of them! /thumb[1].gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":thumb:" border="0" alt="thumb[1].gif" /> Sadly, I'll be her best client- just like Madea. Love, MaDEENA
  3. My poor husband is just killing right over at your kind comment to me... I love it! He seems to think this is a boyz club--- he probably thinks women shouldn't vote too. (SHUT up Robby!) I really only read and post just to aggravate him and suspect that it's working! Stranger still, I found myself adding you, gatorfan64, to my friends list! I have never said 'gator' and 'friend' in the same sentence before, as I am a TRUE NOLE and Tallahassee Lassie. Then again, I've never had a gator say anything nice before---so 'tis a new day, apparently! I do thank you for encouraging me on with my aimless reflection of sports and life on this site. I really have nothing of value to add about football, but enjoy airing Bobby's dirty laundry to humble the child and annoy my husband. Delicious enough, my eldest daughter has joined in on the boards as to follow in the footsteps of her wicked mother. Look for her mouthy posts as Sisterofthebluedeuce05. She is much brighter than I since she is a fall '09 Law Student and UT graduate-- if I allow her to live until May. I just come here for the good music and fine wine. Here's to you, my new and only gator friend! CHEERS! Do you hail from the area? Peace & Duece Love, TheBOBBYMAMA Dahli Lama
  4. "Forgive him Lord, for he know not what he asketh...." Deutoranimo 115:84 /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />
  5. 09' REBS plan pee pee on your tee pee, you little pee wee good nice teacher go home now /ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ph34r:" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" />
  6. Sensitive little city slickers, aren't they satch? Ya'll better cowboy up before you come to big country.
  7. Lordy, Vik, if you're asking me about something in the FALL, you betta call somebody! I can't get the schedule to dang FRIDAY, much less fall! My scheduling started something like this at about 6:00 this morning...."What do you mean you have a snow schedule, Bobby?! I don't see no freakin' snow! You Sullivan kids are going to be dumb as rocks with all the school you miss. Get up anyway- that just gives you two more hours to do your barn chores! I don't care if every other kid is sleeping in- I'm not every other kid's momma (of which I'm sure they are grateful each day)! When are you going to the trainer? Can you get in this morning? We have yoga, tonight- don't forget- and no excuses! I don't care if you hate your pink Yoga mat! There's kids in Arizona that wish they had a pink yoga mat and mama to make them go. I know you're tired from the Combine this week--- I'm tired of doing all your chores so you could go to the Combine. Lena & Rayne! Get in the car--no, you can't take Jessica's DOG with you to school. Kate get up- Your daddy's gotta drop you off before he goes to work to watch the stockmarket finish it's eternal crash. See Bobby--- dumb kids that don't go to school help your mama have JOB SECURITY! Get that cat out of the dryer and get in the car! Bobby you betta be up!" Now does that sound like a lady who would know one single thing about something that would happen this fall? /dry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="
  8. Bobby didn't keep any scores from last week. I hope they have better conditions tomorrow in Nashville. Duece has had the flu all week but I think he's up for it. Greg says I can't come along for the fun of it, Satch.... ya'll are just such BOYZ!
  9. Hey Comp! Bobby tried the pole vault yesterday---- I told him it probably looked like a bowling ball on the end of a straw! /rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> He said that only a few guys were crazy enough to try it. So proud my kid was one of them. Dear Lord, help a Bobby Mama. Tell Fletch to keep him from doing dumb stuff!
  10. Just messing with you Comp. Really, you have been a great source for us to help Bobby. It's just SO MUCH. Greg finished his DVD cover last night and we're winding up the highlights video. I think he learned a lot at the combine last week. We get to play combine again this weekend. He's just getting over the flu so I hope he's up for the competition. Keep the good advice coming, friend!
  11. PLEASE do not mention Florida State and DB in the same sentence. My rebel heart just can't take it. BMAMA
  12. Computers and software are like women...you gotta' dig deep to find the right button to get the job done. /quote/ Now, Comp....do you need your pants adjusted?! I've been known to help tighten a belt loop or 3 ....Don't call up the Dahli Lama Bobby Mama on you! /roflol.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflol:" border="0" alt="roflol.gif" />
  13. A couple of our REBS made it to a Combine this weekend--- fill us in with details Satch!
  14. Oh I am hard core about some baggin' britches! Any boyz in my house better crank up that belt or risk a show & tell. I told 'em I didn't want to see their panties in any way, shape or form. Some still have to learn the hard way... That kid looks like Erkle when he comes to the house now--- pants pulled up to his chin...he! he! he!
  15. Hey TCF--- I've enjoyed your posts over the past year, btw. After 17 years in the classroom, too many college degrees, and tenure in Tallahassee, Kingsport, University School, ETSU COE, and presently Johnson City... I speak from experience, friend. This board in not appropriate for my work views but I'll be glad to chat with you and help you with job hunting in any way. Email me and we'll trade info: TaylorD@JCSchools.org TGIF- BobbyMama ...and his old 4th grade teacher
  16. I taught in the school system for 7 years.... I'm just glad to be teaching at school system to actually wants me to TEACH and not do reams of paperwork all day--- and then complain that I don't teach enough. JC pays me to teach, lets me teach, helps me teach, and does all they can stop paperwork before it interrupts my teaching. Our scores are tops in the state as well. Kingsport has some of the most talented teachers I've ever worked with in 17 years--- they are just hidden behind the piles of red tape micromanagement paperwork and can't see over their desks much less teach their students.
  17. I'm with ya crawdad---- thanks for keeping us on the inside track, satchup! If my little fat boy is going to the combine on Sunday, what is that last day he should work out this week? Can't be nothin' wrong with doing some OM with MOM to keep up his core strength & balance while we let his muscles rest. Besides, he looks so cute on his pink yoga mat! Funny Mama Story: He came in last night trying to be all ghetto and told us that he was teaching his buddy how to "spit game on this cute girl..." AND I WHACKED HIM. In a loud voice I retold the rule about how he should respect all women and spitting on girls is never appropriate. After a few mumbling restarts at telling his story, I hammered out some sense. Apparently 'spitting game' on a girl mean to show her you are interested in some way. The boy must SPEAK ENGLISH in my home-- ghetto is not our second language! This morning Greg came to kiss me goodbye and offered to 'spit game' on me but I reminded him that he doesn't want to wake up next week missing half his head. You believe that language?! If my kid spits on you, girls, smack him from his mama!! /ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ph34r:" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" />
  18. Bobby was at the Combine and did excellent all around. I was SO disappointed that there were no other Rebels there. Good athletes from all over the TriCities were there busting it out. We could really tell that Bobby has kicked it in double time on the off season. Greg & I were VERY proud of him! I think he actually surprised his own self, as well. I believe it's the POWER YOGA (the OM with MOM) don't you guys?! /flower.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":flower:" border="0" alt="flower.gif" /> Namaste to my Rebel Nation!
  19. Just read the last 493 pages of this topic and I'm glad that my short, fat kid doesn't play BBall. The pressure is worse than Football, I do believe! I'm fragile and can only handle small amounts of stress and BS. /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> It is good to see Cap1 and Plowboy family on boards, however! I miss my Coach T chums! Keep practicing your witty replies--- I don't want to do battle with unarmed men in the fall. /flower.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":flower:" border="0" alt="flower.gif" /> REBEL NATION- BLUE ###### POWER Love, The BOBBYMAMA
  20. Don't you know? All of us Taylor girls collect rocks, precious gems, cash, cars, and houses every few months. The poor guys just keep giving them to us with love & promises... And I never hated a man bad enough to give back his diamond. /ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ph34r:" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" /> I imagine JT was just adding to her collection--- it's like taxes, you have to pay up with us Taylor Girls. Our cowgirl love ain't cheap. /roflol.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":roflol:" border="0" alt="roflol.gif" />
  21. Yeah Hunter! Put your head in the books and your muscles in the training room and make the most of a full ride, baby. Many little boys are looking at you to see what they can make for themselves. You make all of REBS proud! Kick #2 in the tail when you see him and tell him he mama said to 'drink a protien shake and get to the gym!" I hope Bobby's dream works out the same way yours has.... Taylor LOVE and Rebel NATION! BobbyMama
  22. Happy New Year Reb Friends! If next year's success can be predicted by my poor kid's work out schedules, Rebels will win the SEC! The boy is juggling more than tennis balls--- 3 little sisters, 4 personal training workouts a week, after school weight room & team workouts, farm chores, and YOGA with mom! (His personal favorite, I'm certain. /thumb[1].gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":thumb:" border="0" alt="thumb[1].gif" /> ) His diet has beefed up with Protien shakes plus 6 meals a day. His trainer is Dustin Mohr, fomer Rebel and fitness trainer at Lifestyle Fitness Center in JC. We are proud of his work with Bobby and can certainly tell a difference with Bobby's 4.6 run yesterday in the freezing weather! So, by my estimations, if I am after him with a switch, he should run a flat 4.... seem right to you all?! Comp & Satch-- We so appreciate all your advice and friendship in helping Bobby get moving on the right track for next year. There's still a million things to do, but we're never too caught up to be grateful for a healthy kid and good friends! Also, Comp, you'll appreciate that Coach is interested in having me do some Yoga workouts with the team for core strengthening, balance, and focus. Won't Bobby be thrilled to have his friends OM with his MOM?! Couldn't happened to a nicer guy, huh? Thanks for all the Rebel community & beyond for love & support in '08! Many blessings for all in '09- Reb Nation /ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ph34r:" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" /> BobbyMama
  23. Actually it is deathly serious. We're planning on meeting as a Salem Witch Hunt starting at Perkins in Colonial Heights and walking in our budda robes & rebel rally rags while chanting 'WaCoJaCo is a ding dong' all the the Sonic. For a small fee of $9.95 I will call off the witch hunt and let you live another day, my little lambby. Love, MOMMY DEAREST
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