E5

I was just trying to help a brother out. If that offends you, we can meet twixt, Boxwell and Beech and square us off a place and let Chrome Dome officiate the match. Loser has to buy hair plugs for the ref for one year. Beware, I just returned from Arkansas and learned several new moves. See you at the clinic. E5

I am looking for book entitled "Football Defense of the Future: The Two Level Model." It was written by John or Jon Thompson and Bill Arsnparger. Please contact by email if anyone has information. mbartlett24@yahoo.com

Frist and foremost, it is obvious I am the only one of us with any sense at all and will get the story right. There are plans for a new fundraiser at my school. It is not turkey sales! We have tried for eight years to transplant turkey legs for sawed off thumbs and have failed. We are now starting a "Sponsor a Thumb" campaign. You may donate money or a compatable thumb, your choice. We have enough knee braces from the ENE era to last for years to come. jdmtpb or whatever your name is, don't think your responsible for the lead based paint being at my school. It has been years of the lead based paint chip, asbestos, and paint thinner cocktails my students have enjoyed tht has put them in such high academia. You know from that dome that ENE sports that he jealous of any body hair anyone else has. He reference to someone looking like they had Santa in a head lock is his way af deflecting the glare from his Brunswick bowling ball of a gord. I still feel he is scared of anything and everything. As far as his diet goes, have him post what he is having for Christmas diner...robster craws or something like that. " He could always hit...and he just flat out showed out in Memphis."

I also have tried to locate ENE. I can only assume he is afraid of something or somebody. My advice to you is, "If you are scared, buy a dog!" There are plenty of popknots to be handed out when he is found. "He could always hit!"

LHS won by 13.

In my dealings with the new coach at Cookeville, he has always been scared. Bad Eye had a doubleheader for me that day and I tried to cancel but Coach did not want that. I tried to get Pete the Pencil Pirate in his place, but he did want that either. Have plenty of sweet tea, chain saw oil, velcro attached thumbs when you come to my place...because "HE COULD ALWAYS HIT!"

Spent ten years in Arkansas and also like the way that two teams from same conference can meet for the championship if they earned it. I was in AAAA when Northside and Southside seemed to play in finals every year.

AND I QOUTE "THAT WILL WORK OUT GOOD FOR ME, MY PRINCIPAL PUNKED ME OUT AND MADE ME DO SOMETHIG AT THE LAST SECOND." DON'T TRY TO TAKE ME OUT ON THIS FORUM...SQUARE US OFF A PLACE...I'LL KNOW I'M THERE WHEN I SMELL THE DOGS.

The word on the street is Bowers better do all of his coaching before Christamas break. He is not what he appears to be on the outside. I agree about bringing oustside people in. This is about Bowers, no players, and hopefully no former coaches.

LHS BASEBALL HAS SOLD TURKEYS FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS. PROBABLY THE FIRST OF ALL THE COUNTY SCHOOLS. BUT THEY STOLE IT FROM THE LEGENDARY MONEY MAN, RANDALL HUTTO. HE CONVENIENTLY STARTED HIS FIRST CHICKEN SALE TWO WEEKS PRIOR TO THE 8TH ANNUAL TURKEY SALE. LHS BASEBALL CAME THROUGH AGAIN AGAINST THE ROUNDBALLERS AND HAVE ALL BUT SOLD OUT. NICE TRY BRADSHAW. [Edited by E5 on 11-7-02 4:58P]

Don't be scared to play anyone. If you are scared or can't find anyone, we will be glad to come up later that day and play for the Chainsaw trophy. Let me know! I can "square off" a place and go with "curvy knives."

That is a good point. Maybe they can meet in a "squared off place" some time. Maybe a county-wide fundraiser. But I still have to give the nod to CU.

Woody Hunt's Cumberland University Bulldogs sweeps every other Wilson County Team...END OF DISCUSSION!

Scott is now The Head Coach at Cookeville High after one year as an assistant at Beech. Still lives in Gallatin. Ryan is an assistant at CU.

Come on ENE! Who invented the need for thumb sauce? I did! Who came up with the self-sharpening chain saw? I did! Who invented the Lenox-Hill Derotation Bracechain Saw Oil? I did! The only thing you have invented was Pete The Pencil Pirate, Bad Eye, The Pinch Hitter who blew out all joints from the ankle to hip, and wrote the book "Why You Always Take a Change of Clothes To The Ballpark." I remember the night well at the district tournament game in Lebanon. So give a man some props. I aint nothing for my wife Sharn Gene to dent the side of your new car. E-mail me sometime. @@@@ attack!

Please disregard any future posts by ENE. Here is a brief history of ENE: 1. Does not know to use 3-in-1 oil on knee braces. 2. Never has the correct chain saw blade sharpener or oil. 3. Cannot name more than three action figures. 4. Still uses old Dodge to drag field. 5. Thinks "Pete the Pencil Pirate" is the mascot of the Pittsburgh Pirates. 6. Confuses "Bad Eye" with Danny Fox. 7. Forgets "He could always hit."

Lebanon High School needs a home game March 28 or an away game March 29. Contact Mike Bartlett (615) 444-9610 or mbartlett24@yahoo.com.

Lebanon High School needs a home game March 28 or an away game March 29. Contact Mike Bartlett, (615) 444-9610 or mbartlett24@yahoo.com

The Wilson Co. Invitational is now full.

Do we give a dozen per game or for the entire tournament. Most tournament directors have people to chase foul balls. Do you want us to pay for umpires and line the field off? Wash your uniforms, wax your car, change any diapers for hot Noah?

"HE COULD ALWAYS HIT!!!" DOES YOUR BOY HAVE A CLUE?

Remember when you play at Lebanon, bring chain saw oil, knee braces, sweet tea, "Juan, two, three", robster craws, and some thumb sauce for the fried knuckle sandwiches we serve. Congratulations and see you soon. 24