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Oh God! He broke the code! OPERATION CHEATING ZEBRA OFF! REPEAT: OPERATION CHEATING ZEBRA IS NO LONGER OPERATIONAL!

Yes, I know that. Also, I apologize to anyone who has taken in Sauron as their lord and savior. My sense of humor is sophmoric at best and should never be taken seriously by anyone, under any circumstances. I join LC in apologizing for our jests.

I don't know, but I like that he has "eyes" everywhere. Kind of has the cool Sauron thing going.

Yeah, I guess everyone has their own "powers that be" to deal with, but the ones at McMinn are the animalistic equivalent of two monkeys banging rocks together to get television. But I graduated, so I can say things like that.

Wait, did the powers that be stick you guys on the practice field the whole time, or did you guys get to play on the actual field? (I say the "powers that be" as to avoid any guttural outbursts that normally revert to cursing and all that.)

Seeing how you're so inquisitive with the three question marks, I guess it was more or less me showing restraint. But I'm glad you called me out on it. I am sorry. I apologize to all readers of coach T, and to you, Heelsfan247. Oh, look, my ears are bleeding.

Mcminn County.

I'm sorry, this one is too easy. I'll pass.

Yes, and quit wasting the world's "gigabytes." (giggles)

I absolutely LOVE this guy. Do you do any freelance work? Could I have you write letters to my enemies and stuff? I think you have a future.

Awwww. You punctuated. You ruined the magic for me.

I think this topic pretty much sums up what a soccer forum is like when there is no soccer being played. Thanks to all for posting.

...It's GODZILLA! Ok, ok, sorry, sorry, I just had to lighten up the "The more you know" moment there.

haha -- "Strong as beaver's teeth" is maybe the best description ever. I am all for you writing reviews of all teams now.

Actually, I was thinking more Bob Marley here ("Hooooly, Mount Zion!"). On a more serious note -- ca7, did you breath during that whole post? Because that was AWESOME.