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Oh God! He broke the code! OPERATION CHEATING ZEBRA OFF! REPEAT: OPERATION CHEATING ZEBRA IS NO LONGER OPERATIONAL!

Yes, I know that. Also, I apologize to anyone who has taken in Sauron as their lord and savior. My sense of humor is sophmoric at best and should never be taken seriously by anyone, under any circumstances. I join LC in apologizing for our jests.

I don't know, but I like that he has "eyes" everywhere. Kind of has the cool Sauron thing going.

Yeah, I guess everyone has their own "powers that be" to deal with, but the ones at McMinn are the animalistic equivalent of two monkeys banging rocks together to get television. But I graduated, so I can say things like that.

Wait, did the powers that be stick you guys on the practice field the whole time, or did you guys get to play on the actual field? (I say the "powers that be" as to avoid any guttural outbursts that normally revert to cursing and all that.)

Seeing how you're so inquisitive with the three question marks, I guess it was more or less me showing restraint. But I'm glad you called me out on it. I am sorry. I apologize to all readers of coach T, and to you, Heelsfan247. Oh, look, my ears are bleeding.

Mcminn County.

I'm sorry, this one is too easy. I'll pass.

Yes, and quit wasting the world's "gigabytes." (giggles)

I absolutely LOVE this guy. Do you do any freelance work? Could I have you write letters to my enemies and stuff? I think you have a future.

Awwww. You punctuated. You ruined the magic for me.

I think this topic pretty much sums up what a soccer forum is like when there is no soccer being played. Thanks to all for posting.

...It's GODZILLA! Ok, ok, sorry, sorry, I just had to lighten up the "The more you know" moment there.

haha -- "Strong as beaver's teeth" is maybe the best description ever. I am all for you writing reviews of all teams now.

Actually, I was thinking more Bob Marley here ("Hooooly, Mount Zion!"). On a more serious note -- ca7, did you breath during that whole post? Because that was AWESOME.

Yeah, you do -- I'm in New York facing this lovely blizzard at the moment, and I never got my diploma. Yeah, I'm not sure why I am still posting here either.

Like I said, an excellent history teacher. Bravo, kind sir.

I think you're both idiots and the "war" between you was never compelling enough to justify an entire thread, because, well, no one gives a crap -- although incorporating actual soccer discussion into this was clever. And I welcome any retaliation here, as the flu has given me lots and lots of free time. It's good to be back.

(sigh) I prefer to think of him as an excellent history teacher, and besides, IF ANYONE ELSE BRINGS UP MCMINN VERSUS FARRAGUT AGAIN BEFORE THE SEASON EVEN STARTS, I AM GOING TO START PUNCHING OLD WOMEN IN THE FACE. But, yeah, he's a good coach too.

Oh man -- is it soccer season already? Geez, it's been a while. And I think the last time I was on here the same discussion was taking place. A lot of the names have changed though -- good to see lcsoccer is still making it out ok. I know a lot of you probably don't remember me, but I am making a plea as a veteran of this board -- Can we end this thread now? Please?

Since I am not familiar with this term "Harbrace" I will assume everything you just said was sincere and offer up to you the idea that maybe you should be your own person in life. I know I am cool and all, but I think you could be cool one day too, in your own way. Every person has a niche in this world, and I know you will find yours -- maybe it will be to Harbrace Coach T posts! We can only hope my friend. Please keep me updated through retaliation of some sort!

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Thank you, thank you, thank you! You have opened my eyes! I will start my life anew and venture forth proclaiming your wisdom! Your prayer has healed me, and I see the error of my ways! I hope I have not upset you my friend! I can feel myself becoming stronger....my grammar deteriorating... yo...wassup...yall geeks mekin this a fermal essA wassup wit dat? thanks atlbraves25 u r pimpin!

No, no, try again. (DOUCHE.....DOUCHE). We'll get through this, I promise.

Yeah, like the Atlanta Braves. And this has been bothering me -- it's DOUCHEbag. Go ahead, try it out. I assume what you are saying (duecebag) means two bags, which, if that's what you meant, is fine I guess, since two bags is worse than one -- unless they are filled with candy. Ok, now go ahead with your ranting and I hope my post is helpful to you in the future.