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from what ive heard, they arent very good (at least the girls)

Update: 174.

154 as of tonight. i schooled the old ladies.

i think that the hermit of bowling alleys is taken off the streets and not allowed to leave the bowling alley for fear that he will go back to shooting it up in the alley of downtown nashville. so instead he gets high off the lemon scented oil they use on the lanes. usually this hermit is a deaf mute. also a tool. maybe graniteisnotrock should be the apprentice to the hermit at melrose.* *i just want to stress the fact that i only make snide comments about granite is because he is a woman. i know this how? because i have his balls in a jar. his bowling balls that is...

Squirrels are evil, they curse you when you are bowling! really! one time i was at the bowling alley, and i was bowling with mi amigos, juan and pedro. And i was bowling pretty good, as in a 44 in the 7th, but anyways. I got up to bowl and i hit it dead center, giving me a 7-10 split. So i am mad, but i get up to bowl again. so i bowl and it looks like i actually am going pick it up, but this squirrel just appears from out of nowhere and runs in front of the bowling ball and stops it. it then runs toward us and attacks pedro. i scream and run away. so ever since i have been trying to convince the peopel working there that there is a darn squirrel on the loose, but no one believes me. oh yeah, squirrels are the reason that there is a foul line in bowling!!!!!! Argh! I am a pirate named michael n.

I like bowling. one time i bowled a 366, but it took 4 games.

Maybe you should bowl in your sleep shorty. Matt Cowan is a sexy stud.