Ubiquitous

Indeed, good sir. Now this right here is what I call objectivity and reason. Good stuff, my brotha. Keep it coming. Solid squad this year-- no doubt about that fellas-- but there's not a D-1A athlete among the troops this year. That's a revelation that might come as a surprise to many of the delusional inhabitants of Dumplin Valley, but I figured someone should let everyone know. So there. I said it. Thank me later. Mason's out. There goes your best defensive player. What in the eff happened here? Ausmus, too? Now tell me that won't be a hit to the offense. What's the deal homies? Can't keep the best players on the team? I need this explained to me pronto. There's got to be some explanation for this madness, because these two were our horses last year. Goodness gracious, this attrition is making my head hurt. Last thought: #17 is our quarterback. Heyyyoooooo! I'm out. Y'all playas be easy.