Im sorry barb, I tried and I cant do it, my head is about to bust! So here she goes....
A West Greene Football player was bragging to a group of co-eds that he finished a jigsaw puzzle in only 3 months. One girl said, “Three months? You’re proud of that?†The Buffalo said, “Yep. On the box it said 4-6 years.â€
How many West Greene freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That’s a sophomore course.
Joe Case comes into the locker room before practice and says to his star receiver, "You’re failing math. If you don’t want to become academically ineligible you’ll have to answer these math questions correctly." The star receiver agrees and Case asks him "What does 4 plus 4 equal?â€
"Eleven†says the athlete. The rest of the team pleads, “give him another chance! give him another chance!â€
Case then asks, "What does 2 plus 2 equal?" and the receiver says "Four". The rest of the team yells give him another chance! give him another chance!â€
and for barb.....
I heard Barb was almost killed yesterday in a tragic horse back riding accident. She fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse.
What do you call a genius sitting in the Greeneville student section?
A Visitor.