MountainDillard

Whelp its dun got to bes deer seasons. I'd says basketball seasons but deys dun gones 0-2 so I's just gunna waits for de deers pictures in de paper. Yalls thinks I's jokin but I's not.

Yous makes abouts as much cents as a blinds fighter pilot. I's didnts says I's knew who new coach was gonnas be. Yous did. Gets off de crack pipe.

Youns musts bes blind ands a liar. It wadn't de Goat who wrotes dat. Its was me. Yous thinks I's jokin but I's thinks yous blind.

DCTIGERFAN = Gutless. Call someone out for their name and yet you won't answer the call. And say who Grundy's next coach is because you know so well. I'm betting you're a 28 year old benchwarmer/nobody/neverwas who still lives with his parents. You's thinks I's jokin but I's aint

Whys don'ts yous tell everyone yours since you know who Grundy's next coach gonna be.

Pretty earlys to bes dat drunk Doc.

Dis wonts end well.

Bunch o talk froms a couples a blow hards. Everyone knows all abouts Del. I's bets that IrishTrickster es dats AD froms over dere wit little man syndrome. He's fulls of garbage toos. WE'S NEEDS NEW COACHES. Gonna gits kilts at Baxter. Yous thinks I's jokin but I's aints.

8 teams wit losin records gonna plays in de 3A playoffs. Gots to makes de money donts ye T$$AA? Yous thinks I's jokin buts I aints.

Good Lord. We get our rears handed to us and we move up a spot to 7? The entire playoff system is a joke. Well I guess the good news is it's another loss for Bryant. Maybe somebody will do something after this disaster year. Maybe. Yous thinks I's jokin but I's not.

I's knows I's thinks its nuts for usns to makes de playsoffs. Grundy's justs cants competes wit any goods teams wit dees coaches. Deys don'ts knows ifs dey shud scratch their watch or wind their butts.

Loss... The word is Loss! Ain't youns go no learnin?

Yous can'ts pays nos attenten tos that's idgit. I's still don'ts knows whys deys lets him write for dat paper. A blinds monkey cuds dos betters. Yous thinks I's jokin but I's aint

If'n Grundy loses do dey stills gets in de playoffs?

If'n Grundy loses to dem Fightin Irishes does dey stills gets in de playoffs?

Like what?

Evens wins outs gos to Upperman an gits kilt. I's wish I's jokin but I's aint.

Whats yous boys worried bout? Grundy County gonna wins de whole ting. Dey dones wons 2 games in a row. You's thinks I's joking but I's not.

I bet I know which board member you're related to since you want to talk about inbreeding.

Yous gonna looks like an idgit when Grundy runs de table, makes de playoffs n Bryant keeps de job. Yous and that ambassador of de pirates. Yous is the joke. I'm not

Ands wheres in Jasper does one costs $10? Dats a lot for some chicken.

Yous wants it now, yous wants it later. Yous got issues

I's done axed youns hows much dey cost in Jasper. I'll sends yours sammich money to de school whens I's knows. Whats yous expects? Mes to drives ones to yours house? I's can'ts cooks noways. Yous thinks I's jokin but I's aints no cook.

14 years. Wow! What a major investment! You are to be commended! Everyone...give him a hand. Was it your first 14? When did you leave, last year? Maybe you're the coach that's coming next year? Wow! Wouldn't that be cool! No Dillardspeak necessary for this to be funny.

Yous dadgums right it coach's fault. He done went ans cost me a chicken sammich! I shore do wants him fired now!!! I's can'ts stands to loses no chicken sammiches!!!!! Grads of Purple I's guesses I's gonna haves to mail youns some money for de sammich. Hows much does a chicken sammich costs in Jasper?