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would you rather loose your sense of taste and smell or loose your all the hair on your head including eyelashes and eyebrows?

would you rather have cheetos fingers for the rest of your life or a popcorn kernel stuck in you teeth for the rest of your life?

They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home. There’s more to it than that.

"The problem with quotes and learning facts on the internet is that you can't always be sure of their validity." Abraham Lincoln 1862

As of August 4, 2014, there have been 2,201 U.S. military deaths in the War in Afghanistan and additional 134 fatalities in the broader Operation Enduring Freedom outside Afghanistan. 1,819 of these deaths inside Afghanistan have been the result of hostile action. 19,964 American servicemembers have been wounded in action during the war. In addition there are 1,173 U.S. civilian contractor fatalities. Perspective.

An escalator can never break--it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

I had an apartment and I had a neighbor, and whenever he would knock on my wall I knew he wanted me to turn my music down, and that made me angry 'cause I like loud music... so when he knocked on the wall, I'd mess with his head. I'd say, "Go around! I cannot open the wall! I don't know if you have a door on your side, but over here there's nothin'. It's just flat."

I had a bag of Fritos. They were Texas Grilled Fritos. These Fritos had grill marks on them. Heck yeah! Reminds me of summer… when we used to fire up the barbecue… and throw down some Fritos.

I asked directions to (The Den), this guy said, “Well that’s just a hop, skip and a jump away.†… “Well that’s not how I’m getting there… You got directions for those who are walking?â€

If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. “Well, I was lost, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament.â€

alltime- i'll grant you-this has been a mostly respectable thread. nice to see the CPA fans have a little fun with field conditions. should be a great game.

i think CPA has their field ready. bring a pole. sauger are biting. wind's blowing and the sun is out... it should be good by friday.

not you specifically - just putting it out there for the sake of information. purely information. nothing else.

fair enough. but the kids read these message boards as well.

these kids just want to play ball and deserve to be encouraged in a great atmosphere friday night in Nashville- as fans we can be encouraging to our team without questioning the integrity of the other- they're kids. let's have a good time watching two of the best teams in the state go after it on friday- combined they are 26-0. UNREAL.

Think about a CPAHS or LCHS player saying this 10 years from now "Man- remember that time when we were in the playoffs in back in '13- and we bypassed playing FOOTBALL on a real grass (because of a little mud) field for playing on a fake grass field. Yeah- those we the days we played like men... on fake grass... in the state playoffs..." Vince Lombardi would throw up in his mouth. I can only wonder what Chuck Norris would say...

This shirt is dry clean only- which means... it's dirty.

GreyRanger- You're an oak. Another Woodenism goes well with this.. “Things work out best for those who make the best of the way things work out.†John Wooden

One last John Wooden Quote- Knowing what i know about both coaches I think this is a pretty good picture of who they are to their respective teams. "A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment." John Wooden Both sets of kids played for their coaches without resentment last Friday. Boil it down- Both men are respected by their communities and players. Both teams are blessed to have two men- that at the end of the day- do what they feel is best for these boys- and obviously love their bunch.

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. John Wooden

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.

this is awesome. ha!

that's funny! this is what i'd like to see more of... they're kids playing a game- and football is a great game.

I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.

"Gossip is inherently a "false witness" of slander. Gossip and slander orbit around each other. Slander is the lie, and gossip the spreading of lies. Attractive gossip will not always be completely incorrect--it may well have some bearing on the truth. But it willalways have a perverted "twist" to it that is the lure. In some situations, the gossip will be repeating some slander someone else told as a speculation that has no basis in truth. But in most cases, the appeal of the sin of gossip is that we know it is not true."