cascadehomer

Scared… the school brought in extra counselors and a sports psychologist…

Quit playing, CascadeHomer exudes toxic masculinity

Could’ve been one of the guys that looked down at the ground immediately after I looked into your eyes— those Marion women, however, were very receptive to CascadeHomer… Very.

OK, so you did not see the shirt, you ain’t got to lie to kick it—anyway, it’s now retired…

Hmm you got my hair right but you missed my size

Sorry—he is—he played on one foot 1/2 the night…

Nah I think he went down vs Cannon County —no action vs FC or Marion

Top lineman, big Joe, has thrown his name into the hat—the pieces are being assembled to make this a dogfight…

Well i imagined it looking differently

I don’t think so, the ER fans are alright by me. Btw, I walked all over the Marion fans wearing the CascadeHomer shirt and each time one of them made eye contact with me, I did this thing where my elbows quick twitch towards them and my chest was fully expanded —they outright flinched or looked away without fail—just before kickoff, I went up the home stands yelling, “JonSnow, winter is coming! Marionisyourdaddy, Marion is not my daddy!” Crickets. So although the Champs were 0-1, CascadeHomer, depending on how you count it, was at least 2-0.

Lookout ER skill players, looks like hard-hitting FS Byford is playing

My pledge to the community: The next time I travel through Warren County, I’ll make small talk with the biggest/meanest women that I find. In 16yrs you’ll have another winning season… Not a big deal, don’t mention it…

Thanks a lot

Could be… The 13 to 12 WestMoreland score gives me hope, hopefully we replicate that style of game.

Yes, unfortunately we’ve got a few key guys banged up-but I think since it’s the playoffs, most of them will play would be my guess

Haha no doubt— now, I did not list my full football résumé, I also played a little receiver in high school, which I doubt Coach Eli ever did

Yeah I’m no offensive guru but that used to work for me in backyard football—so much so that when my son started middle school football, I suggested the play to his coach. The coach obliged and it was lights out all season.

Yes, I just didn’t feel the need to help Marion with their game planning, and I knew that all wrong predictions would be forgiven when people realized we were shorthanded

Last time, I’ll type this very slowly for you… Marion was the favorite and the better team, - but not by wide margin- in my opinion, -injuries put the game out of reach. We were not at full strength.

Idk, they were coming up hard to make a hit on those Stand passes—receiver simply claps & extends his hands towards the Qb—they would bite hard—even my fat arse would beat them up the sideline.

Yes

No— and of course, he also impacts the game on the D-line

Perfect summation (for a Forrest fan)

Absolutely, without our star running back and top lineman, I thought we might throw the ball down field a bit more-those aggressive Marion DB’s we’re begging to be burned deep, but we played right into their hands…