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BREAKING: Orange & Black Smoke Rises Over Wartrace – A New Homer Has Been Chosen Huge thanks to everyone who came out to the Iron Horse last night for the ceremonial passing of the nuclear codes to this account. As someone who’s been on the outside looking in for years, I’ve always marveled at the tradition—when that orange and black smoke rises from the chimney, signaling the selection of a new Homer. I never thought it would be me. I’ll try not to abuse this power… immediately. Now, onto business: Cascade Football – 2025 Offseason This offseason has looked more like the college transfer portal than a high school summer. Here’s a quick rundown of the new faces: QB1: Junior. 6’2”, 185 lbs. All the tools to be the best QB in the region—cannon arm, field vision, leadership… -and he was second in tackles on his team last year. I’m hoping they let him play safety on passing downs à la Dawson White (Moore Co. fans know). Kid is a problem on both sides of the ball. RB1: Also a junior. I stood next to him at a track meet last spring—three Oakland coaches introduced themselves and offered him a starting role on the spot… both ways—fullback and MLB. That’s the kind of pickup we’re working with here. Swiss Army Knife from Marshall Co.: He can play literally any position -Told me he’s ready to make noise in his senior campaign. I believe him. Baseball convert alert: Big, strong, fast. Now moonlighting as a linebacker. Immediate upgrade in size and athleticism. The Redheaded Revolution: We already had one angry senior redhead -Now we have three. Red #2: A cover corner with a 4.4 forty and a 275-pound bench. Legend has it he’s attended every school mentioned above and maybe a few others no one’s brave enough to list. Motor stays running. Attitude sold separately. Red #3 (a.k.a. “I.T.”): Big, strong, homeschooled, looks like he was built in a Tennessee linebacker lab. Some say “I.T.” stands for “Irish Tebow.” Others say it’s because he’s smart—like, real smart-Either way, he’s got redheaded rage and raw ability. Not a ton of experience yet, but he’s going to be on the field. A lot. there are other transfers and new faces I haven’t mentioned (some out of suspense, others because I’ve already written a novel). All in all, the energy around this team is different. The pipeline is open. The pieces are in place. There are athletes everywhere. Cascade 2025: It’s going to be loud!

Homer V signed CascadeHomer committee is pleased to announce the signing of Homer the 5th. Homer IV was 79 but wrote as if he was 183, worse still is that Braindead RocketTop was able to out prose the proser (poser) Fortunately, the account has been restored to a fixture at The IronHorse, a man who only drinks porters. No ipas, nothing light, only porters. 6/29 Roster update has been scheduled! Also, big announcement regarding home games!

Junior transfer

It feels like 2021 again in Wartrace… influx of talent is real

Gotcha… no, I don’t think it is… We got a heavy dose of #9 playing QB and running it down our throats… I think you guys will have the speed and creativity advantage but they have the reliable 4 yards at a time if they need it

Cantrell is quick and tough but the Monterey QB is a grown man-probably 215lbs & 20yrs old-advantage Monterey. And Monterey has a backup QB who is very similar to the Cannon County starting Qb and he will come in to throw a nice deep ball…

28-21 Monterey

WM 42-0

The wildcats can run the ball & they can stop the run-starting on play 1. However, their pass defense is awful. Should be a career night for Bell & #18-this is the game for the Hail Mary-90% chance that the prayer gets answered every time the ball is in the air…

I actually feel better-thank you.

Tempted to swap my pick to Forrest—this ain’t no mismatch—really a toss-up—-FC special teams coverage was bad, passing game not good, depth bad. #11 FC will be the best player on the field though so for that reason alone I guess I will stick with FC but I wouldn’t be surprised either way

#11 was impressive…y’all didn’t have to pass vs Cascade and the offense was cooking—we needed a few interceptions but y’all barely put it in the air

Probably look similar to tonight’s MC/Forrest game—40-30 FC

FC #11 can’t be tackled and Cascade couldn't catch up to #7 to attempt a tackle—could simply reverse field any time he wanted. Looked like FC only has about 20players on the roster but several good athletes

Cascade #6 is out tonight—he’s our head-hunter