WOE, WOE, WOE!!!!!!
Everyone chill out, calm down and have some warm apple pie, just the thing to smooth things over when people start asking too many questions. I think Oliver Springs has plenty pie for everyone.
Recipe!
Home Made, Rotten Apple Pie.
(Ingredients)
1. Apples = Parents
2. Honey = Deception
3. Sugar = Ego
Dice three or four rotten apples and put in large, very large pan.
Cover apples generously with honey.
Sprinkle lots and lots of sugar on top, don’t worry you can’t use too much sugar.
Place in oven and bake for four (4) to five (5) years
Remove pie from oven and let cool for one (1) summer or so.
WOW! Looks and smells just like Grandma’s Original American Apple Pie.
Just one thing left to do. Scoop out generous portions and serve to your fans and supporters. Ask them to keep their eyes closed while they eat and they will never know the apples are rotten. Oh my, there may be enough left over for next year.
Just joking, read this somewhere and thought it would fit in nicely here. Hope everyone is big enough to find the humor in this.
IF THIS POST OFFENDS ANYONE PLEASE ACCEPT MY HUMBLE (APPLE PIE) APOLOGY.
TECH.